644 Chapter 644 - Everyone would have money to spare (1/2)
No Smile's mood was naturally extremely foul at this point, yet Young Master Han continued to unleash the full force of his sarcasm by tormenting the man. ”Bro, you want to join us? Do you not know the name of our mercenary group? Young Master's Elite! E-L-I-T-E, did you hear that? Do you really think you're qualified to join us?”
War Without Wounds rumbled with laughter as he chimed in, ”This guy's an elite? He's more like anfor visiting.
After a good moment, No Smile realized that there was something off about the situation. Wait a minute; why is everything so quiet? No Smile stopped his shouting and discovered that there was not a sound around him.
Where is everyone? No Smile wondered to himself as he stopped his crazed actions, finding the time to rub both his eyes. He opened his eyes with difficulty, taking in the blurry sight before him. Everyone was still around! Just as he got his bearings, he felt another force apply upon his nose bridge as another punch landed on it again. This time, it was Lie Lie who had thrown this punch, and she was a lot more ruthless than July. That one punch for her did not even give No Smile the chance to grab a chair for support as he was sent toppling backward.
Ultimately, before he could land flat on the ground, his collar was seized by someone. No Smile lifted his head and saw a female Warrior, with dust still smeared all over her face. This lady smiled at him when he looked up, lifting her arm high and holding him in the air. This female Warrior whirled her arms twice in a windmill motion and spun No Smile two full revolutions before she let him go, sending the man sailing through the air. The players standing where she had thrown the men dispersed in their surprise, none of them expecting the lady to toss him right at them.
No Smile crashed landed right into a table and three benches. July and Luo Luo hurried over and apologized to the players who were startled by this move before turning back to blame June's Rain. ”Xiaoyu, don't be so rash! Bruising people isn't good, and damaging the furniture here will result in compensation.”
Svelte Dancer proudly laughed. ”Don't worry; just damage whatever. I'll be taking care of the bill today.”
”Is that so? That's great!” June's Rain was overjoyed as she broke a table into pieces right next to her with a wave of her arm.
”That… That's not what I meant…” Svelte Dancer was stunned. She did not mean that June's Rain could just directly destroy the tables and chairs for her entertainment; Xiaoyu was really a little too muddled-headed at times.
No Smile had taken two punches to the head, and several kicks from Young Master Han, but it was unfortunate that the damage from these series of attacks were nothing significant, and the Thief was still alive and kicking. Uncertain of just what other cruel methods he might suffer at the hands of these people, No Smile decided to just lie there and not get up.
”Feigning death, are you?” Svelte Dancer was prepared to walk up to him and pick him up.
”Xiaowu, be careful. That guy is very crafty,” Luo Luo hurriedly warned.
”Me? Afraid of him?” Svelte Dancer scoffed openly, kicking him twice when she walked right up to that 'corpse'. ”Get up!”
No Smile did not move, having decided that he was going to fake his death.
The cheapness of humans knew no bounds, and once someone acted shamelessly, there was really nothing anyone else could do about it. Most of these ladies were still rather mild-mannered and were not as spirited as Lie Lie or Svelte Dancer. They were not the sort that would fight for a chance to kick or punch the man, and seeing that it was more or less done, and the man was no longer putting up a fight, Svelte Dancer simply took care of No Smile with a clean stab.
Everyone in the tavern heaved a long sigh. All of them deeply realized the truth of this statement: 'No one can afford to offend a woman.'
”Awesome!” Even though that final stab Svelte Dancer had executed was nothing exciting, she already felt great being able to witness No Smile go through that entire session of beating, so she was more than happy to loudly declare how she was feeling right now.
Young Master Han and the eleven other men were currently cleaning themselves up after this lot of ladies from Amethyst Rebirth scattered their pouches of white dust all over. They were not the only ones; plenty of the patrons were collaterally affected by their tosses. Still, seeing that they were all women, everyone simply endured it. The shameless War Without Wounds and Royal God Call even tried flirting with the ladies as they cleaned the dust off their faces!
”Thanks a lot! Do inform us if you see any trace of that guy again…” Svelte Dancer said.
”Isn't he at the Thieves' Union now? Why don't we all go there right now and continue this hunt?” War Without Wounds and Royal God Call made the move to invite the ladies. They loved doing activities with the ladies, finding it far more interesting than doing the instructor job the other men here were engaged in.
In the end, these two were already bickering with each other before the ladies could give their answer. Royal God Call threw a side-glance at War Without Wounds. ”What are you even hunting for? With those thick thighs of yours, can you even catch up to that man's pinky?”