312 Chapter 312 - Hurry up and Sleep (2/2)
The sound of fighting filled the tavern, making it seem very lively. Young Master Han was rather entertained watching this. Quite a few men from both parties were woken up from their slumber by the two's din. They drowsily looked at the scene before them. But when they saw what was going on, all of them got up to their feet and took out their weapons, ”F*ck! They're really fighting!”
Some of them even commented with great dissatisfaction, ”You should've just fought earlier; why must you start things now? I'm exhausted.”
”That's right!” Quite a few others expressed their agreement while yawning.
The underlings from both sides eyed one another, yet they hesitated over starting a fight. Young Master Han, meanwhile, brought his bottle of liquor and glass over to a corner, giving the two leaders a wide berth.
Everyone had a similar experience before; at this point where they needed sleep the most, any activity around them would fail to pique their interest, especially when that nice nap they were having was suddenly interrupted. Right now, they only wished to wrap things up here so that they could go back to sleeping.
There was only one way to resolve the matter at hand as quickly possible. Both groups acted at the same time, with Blue Ease's men surging forward to hold back Blue Ease and Dusky Cloud's comrades restraining Dusky Cloud. ”Stop fighting already. What's there to fight about? Conserve your energy and sleep, instead!”
Both parties dragged their bosses back to their seats.
”Let me go!” Dusky Cloud growled, declaring, ”I'm gonna kill him!”
”Kill me? How much HP have you got left? I'll electrocute you to death!” Blue Ease raised his hand to cast Thunderbolt, yet his men covered his mouth to prevent him from saying another word.
Dusky Cloud was treated like this on his end as well, with his men forcibly restraining him to the bench. ”Go to sleep! Stop this f*ck*ng nonsense already! Save it for fighting with Silver Moon, instead.”
It was an odd sight to witness players from Yueye City actually preventing people from fighting instead of joining in the fight. To think that all it took for this to happen was these men's urgent need of sleep. If the desire for sleep was not so huge, why else would humans spend over one third of their time on this particular pastime?
They managed to restrain Dusky Cloud, but in fear of him running amok again, two Warriors held each of his arms by the side and forcefully used them as pillows as they got back to sleeping.
Dusky Cloud did not know how to react to this. Trying his best to get away, he said in frustration, ”Let me go, d*mn it!” The two Warriors merely snored. ”M*th*rf*ck*rs, I won't go up and kill him, alright?!”
They slowly released his arms and Dusky Cloud stared at Blue Ease across him. Blue Ease had also promised his men that he would not be rash, so they let him go. Both men glared at each other for a while before eyeing their men with contempt.
”F*ck*ng hell, you're all a bunch of useless idiots!” Dusky Cloud swore.
”Sleep some more, then; I hope you guys die in your sleep!” Blue Ease chided.
By this time, Young Master Han once more drifted over with a glass in hand. ”Gentlemen, since this fight has ended in a stalemate, why don't you resolve this simply with a game of rock-paper-scissors?”
”Hmph. Do you dare?” Dusky Cloud taunted.
”Are you a f*ck*ng moron? Why would I not dare?!” Blue Ease stood up in agitation, but his men alertly held him back. ”Let go; didn't you hear what he said?! It's just rock-paper-scissors,” he admonished before they let him go. The two men walked right to the center of the tavern and looked at each other with disdain.
”You coward, don't you dare show your hand late just because your Agility is lower than mine!” Dusky Cloud taunted.
”You better not use my slow hand speed as an excuse to deny me my win,” Blue Ease taunted back.
”F*ck y*u! How would I win with you showing your hand late?” Dusky Cloud asked.
”You moron; I'm a Mage! How would my hand even be faster than yours? You should be the one slowing down to match my speed. Don't go calling me a cheater now,” Blue Ease chided.
”Tell me just how fast your hand could go, then!” Dusky Cloud was incensed.
”Gentlemen, please.” Young Master Han could not stand these two's bickering any longer. ”How about this; let's not use our hands this way. Each of you will write it out on a paper, and I shall be the judge of things, alright?”
”Let's go with that, then!” The two each took out a piece of paper each and carefully handed their final product to Young Master Han. Young Master Han did not pause and promptly displayed both papers for them to see.
”HA HA HA HA HA!” Dusky Cloud was beyond elated. ”See my scissors? Watch it snip off your cowardly tail!” Dusky Cloud had written 'scissors', while Blue Ease had written 'paper', immediately deciding the victor for their match.
Blue Ease was just unlucky here, so he did not say another word. Holding his anger within, he quietly went back to his seat.
”Alright, Brother Han, tell me about this plan of yours!” Dusky Cloud was in a great mood, so he was addressing Young Master Han rather warmly, even as he continued to provokingly gaze at Blue Ease with derision.