Chapter 15 - Bubba, I will not call him Father again! (1/2)

Chuck bitterly watched Makena leave, shaking his head he thought,

'Damn, that's a stab at already noodled manhood. I hope my little brother doesn't turtle more with the insult.'

'But she does make sense, maybe I should see a doctor.'

[Sigh] 'I've been a hard gangster for over 20 years and now I'm about to see a doctor for not being able to become hard.'

'Maybe I'm at that age of needing the little blue pill.'

'But, one way or the other, I, Chuck Norris, will not die a virgin!' concluded chuck with eyes full of determination.

However, during his personal pep talk, he completely missed on Bubba and Ludo who came to find him. The duo saw the varying expression on Chuck's face which finally settled on perverted-determination.

”Psst, you go talk to Father. With that look in his eyes, I feel like, I'll be made into a mother for the next few hours. You have the ponytail and everything, you'd make a great mom.”

Without waiting for a comeback from Ludo, the fatso ran away. Luck is a fickle bitch; before Ludo could chase after the sprinting fatso, Chuck saw the commotion and called Ludo in...

After putting a safe distance between him and Chuck, Bubba looked back to see Ludo being called in and with tears streaming down he ran harder, 'I will remember your sacrifice, my friend!'

'My chastity is going to be ruined by Father. Is this the price that I'm going to pay for Father's happiness?' bitterly though Ludo as he walked into the room

With a face uglier than crying, Ludo said, ”I already have a girlfriend... She's a doctor... I don't think she would approve...”

”Huh? Well, then you are the perfect person to ask... Can you ask your girlfriend to suggest a doctor that is...”

”Huh?”

”Just call her...”

[Ping] [Ping] [Ping]...

[Ring] [Ring]...

”Here, Father...”

”I'd have you dead, if not for the favor that you are doing for me...”

”Hello, I'm the big brother of ...” [Covers the phone] ”What's your name?”

”…”

”What's with that look? Fucker, tell me your name or I'll slap you dead!”

”...Ludo”

Chuck continued on the phone...

”I'm the big brother of Ludo.”

”No, nothing important, I heard you kids are dating and you are a doctor.”

”This punk's being secretive about you, he should have brought you by the mansion.”

”Oh yes, I let this worthless little brother of mine, live in my mansion. You should come sometimes...”

”Well, it's nothing too serious, the reason that I called is because poor Ludo has a condition…”

”Oh nothing fatal, it's just that he cannot get a hard-on.”