Part 9 (2/2)
Joe's, more technically known as ”The Blue Posts,” was a celebrated chop-house in Naseby Street, a large, low-ceilinged, wainscoted room, with the floor strewn with sawdust, and a hissing kitchen in the centre, and fitted up with what were called boxes, these being of various sizes, and suitable to the number of the guests requiring them. About this time the fas.h.i.+onable coffee-houses, George's and the Piazza, and even the coffee-rooms of Stevens' or Long's, had begun to feel the injurious compet.i.tion of the new clubs that of late years had been established; but these, after all, were limited, and, comparatively speaking, exclusive societies. Their influence had not touched the chop-houses, and it required another quarter of a century before their cheerful and hospitable roofs and the old taverns of London, so full, it ever seemed, of merriment and wisdom, yielded to the gradually increasing but irresistible influence of those innumerable a.s.sociations, which, under cla.s.sic names, or affecting to be the junior branches of celebrated confederacies, have since secured to the million, at cost price, all the delicacies of the season, and subst.i.tuted for the zealous energy of immortal JOES the inexorable but frigid discipline of managing committees.
”You are our guest to-day,” said Mr. Trenchard to Endymion. ”Do not be embarra.s.sed. It is a custom with us, but not a ruinous one. We dine off the joint, but the meat is first-rate, and you may have as much as you like, and our tipple is half-and-half. Perhaps you do not know it. Let me drink to your health.”
They ate most heartily; but when their well-earned meal was despatched, their conversation, a.s.sisted by a moderate portion of some celebrated toddy, became animated, various, and interesting. Endymion was highly amused; but being a stranger, and the youngest present, his silence was not unbecoming, and his manner indicated that it was not occasioned by want of sympathy. The talk was very political. They were all what are called Liberals, having all of them received their appointments since the catastrophe of 1830; but the shades in the colour of their opinions were various and strong. Jawett was uncompromising; ruthlessly logical, his principles being clear, he was for what he called ”carrying them out” to their just conclusions. Trenchard, on the contrary, thought everything ought to be a compromise, and that a public man ceased to be practical the moment he was logical. St. Barbe believed that literature and the arts, and intellect generally, had as little to hope for from one party as from the other; while Seymour Hicks was of opinion that the Tories never would rally, owing to their deficiency in social influences. Seymour Hicks sometimes got an invitation to a ministerial soiree.
The vote of the House of Commons in favour of an appropriation of the surplus revenues of the Irish Church to the purposes of secular education--a vote which had just changed the government and expelled the Tories--was much discussed. Jawett denounced it as a miserable subterfuge, but with a mildness of manner and a mincing expression, which amusingly contrasted with the violence of his principles and the strength of his language.
”The whole of the revenues of the Protestant Church should be at once appropriated to secular education, or to some other purpose of general utility,” he said. ”And it must come to this.”
Trenchard thought the ministry had gone as far in this matter as they well could, and Seymour Hicks remarked that any government which systematically attacked the Church would have ”society” against it.
Endymion, who felt very nervous, but who on Church questions had strong convictions, ventured to ask why the Church should be deprived of its property.
”In the case of Ireland,” replied Jawett, quite in a tone of conciliatory condescension, ”because it does not fulfil the purpose for which it was endowed. It has got the property of the nation, and it is not the Church of the people. But I go further than that. I would disendow every Church. They are not productive inst.i.tutions. There is no reason why they should exist. There is no use in them.”
”No use in the Church!” said Endymion, reddening; but Mr. Trenchard, who had tact, here interfered, and said, ”I told you our friend Jawett is a great Radical; but he is in a minority among us on these matters.
Everybody, however, says what he likes at Joe's.”
Then they talked of theatres, and critically discussed the articles in the daily papers and the last new book, and there was much discussion respecting a contemplated subscription boat; but still, in general, it was remarkable how they relapsed into their favourite subject--speculation upon men in office, both permanent and parliamentary, upon their characters and capacity, their habits and tempers. One was a good administrator, another did nothing; one had no detail, another too much; one was a screw, another a spendthrift; this man could make a set speech, but could not reply; his rival, capital at a reply but clumsy in a formal oration.
At this time London was a very dull city, instead of being, as it is now, a very amusing one. Probably there never was a city in the world, with so vast a population, which was so melancholy. The aristocracy probably have always found amus.e.m.e.nts adapted to the manners of the time and the age in which they lived. The middle cla.s.ses, half a century ago, had little distraction from their monotonous toil and melancholy anxieties, except, perhaps, what they found in religious and philanthropic societies. Their general life must have been very dull.
Some traditionary merriment always lingered among the working cla.s.ses of England. Both in town and country they had always their games and fairs and junketing parties, which have developed into excursion trains and colossal pic-nics. But of all cla.s.ses of the community, in the days of our fathers, there was none so unfortunate in respect of public amus.e.m.e.nts as the bachelors about town. There were, one might almost say, only two theatres, and they so huge, that it was difficult to see or hear in either. Their monopolies, no longer redeemed by the stately genius of the Kembles, the pathos of Miss O'Neill, or the fiery pa.s.sion of Kean, were already menaced, and were soon about to fall; but the crowd of diminutive but sparkling subst.i.tutes, which have since taken their place, had not yet appeared, and half-price at Drury Lane or Covent Garden was a dreary distraction after a morning of desk work.
There were no Alhambras then, and no Cremornes, no palaces of crystal in terraced gardens, no casinos, no music-halls, no aquaria, no promenade concerts. Evans' existed, but not in the fulness of its modern development; and the most popular place of resort was the barbarous conviviality of the Cider Cellar.
Mr. Trenchard had paid the bill, collected his quotas and rewarded the waiter, and then, as they all rose, said to Endymion, ”We are going to the Divan. Do you smoke?”
Endymion shook his head; but Trenchard added, ”Well, you will some day; but you had better come with us. You need not smoke; you can order a cup of coffee, and then you may read all the newspapers and magazines. It is a nice lounge.”
So, emerging from Naseby Street into the Strand, they soon entered a tobacconist's shop, and pa.s.sing through it were admitted into a capacious saloon, well lit and fitted up with low, broad sofas, fixed against the walls, and on which were seated, or reclining, many persons, chiefly smoking cigars, but some few practising with the hookah and other oriental modes. In the centre of the room was a table covered with newspapers and publications of that cla.s.s. The companions from Joe's became separated after their entrance, and St. Barbe, addressing Endymion, said, ”I am not inclined to smoke to-day. We will order some coffee, and you will find some amus.e.m.e.nt in this;” and he placed in his hands a number of ”SCARAMOUCH.”
”I hope you will like your new life,” said St. Barbe, throwing down a review on the Divan, and leaning back sipping his coffee. ”One thing may be said in favour of it: you will work with a body of as true-hearted comrades as ever existed. They are always ready to a.s.sist one. Thorough good-natured fellows, that I will say for them. I suppose it is adversity,” he continued, ”that develops the kindly qualities of our nature. I believe the sense of common degradation has a tendency to make the degraded amiable--at least among themselves. I am told it is found so in the plantations in slave-gangs.”
”But I hope we are not a slave-gang,” said Endymion.
”It is horrible to think of gentlemen, and men of education, and perhaps first-rate talents--who knows?--reduced to our straits,” said St. Barbe.
”I do not follow Jawett in all his views, for I hate political economy, and never could understand it; and he gives it you pure and simple, eh?
eh?--but, I say, it is something awful to think of the incomes that some men are making, who could no more write an article in 'SCARAMOUCH' than fly.”
”But our incomes may improve,” said Endymion. ”I was told to-day that promotion was even rapid in our office.”
”Our incomes may improve when we are bent and grey,” said St. Barbe, ”and we may even retire on a pension about as good as a n.o.bleman leaves to his valet. Oh, it is a horrid world! Your father is a privy councillor, is not he?”
”Yes, and so was my grandfather, but I do not think I shall ever be one.”
”It is a great thing to have a father a privy councillor,” said St.
Barbe, with a glance of envy. ”If I were the son of a privy councillor, those demons, Shuffle and Screw, would give me 500 pounds for my novel, which now they put in their beastly magazine and print in small type, and do not pay me so much as a powdered flunkey has in St. James'
Square. I agree with Jawett: the whole thing is rotten.”
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