Chapter 30: Blockhead (1/2)
Chapter 30 – Blockhead
Translated by: s.h.i.+royukineko
Edited By: s.h.i.+royukineko, Brian, the poor guy
TLC By: s.h.i.+royukineko
“Lu Chen, you are too insincere!”
On the way home, Du s.h.i.+ San grumbled on, “Aih, Lin Yi Xin is so beautiful. When she was a freshman, she was a flower bud, but now she had fully blossomed into a beautiful woman. If only I could feel her up a little, no, kiss her a little, I could rest in peace&h.e.l.lip;”
I gave him a disdainful look and grimaced, “So immature! Couldn’t you try to be cooler a little?”
“Did you at least get her phone number?”
“No.”
“d.a.m.n! You are such a blockhead!”
&h.e.l.lip;&h.e.l.lip;
s.h.i.+ San was so disappointed with me failing to meet up with his expectations. He really wished he could change my personality, because he felt that I was not that sensitive to woman compared to him. However, when he saw Lin Yi Xin in the teahouse just now, he had tried to pose elegantly on the table’s side. That memory was still vivid in my mind.
s.h.i.+ San was actually a devil in disguise. Legend said that his father was so shocked when he was born that he tried to push him back in into his mother’s womb without hesitation. s.h.i.+ San could only live because he had crawled out of his mother’s womb himself. And thus, s.h.i.+ San came into this world and brought calamity to many girls around him.
“Lu Chen, what were you talking about with Lin Beauty?” s.h.i.+ San asked.
“Working together.”
“Working together in what?”
“How do I know? She was the one who asked.”
“d.a.m.n&h.e.l.lip;”
&h.e.l.lip;&h.e.l.lip;
At night when I logged in, the Player Ranking Board was not Lin Yi Xin’s and my stage anymore. Being level 25s, we both had dropped out of the top 10. But thinking about it, I was actually a little thankful. Wind Fantasy had always occupied the position of the strongest player all this while; who would ever guessed that she was actually a beauty that could move the heaven and the earth?
In Frozen Mound, I repaired my equipment and bought a few potions. I am a millionaire now, let alone buying one cart of potions, buying two carts of potions are not even a problem to me.
When I reached the sentinel camp, the sentry guard leader NPC had already resurrected, his smile friendly as always. He happily greeted me as soon as he saw me, “Little skeleton, here you are again! Seems like you have gotten stronger in these few days!”
I walked forward to him, “It’s all thanks to your teachings!”
(TLN: MC is using a complicated chinese idiom)
The NPC Leader didn’t understand what I said, but sighed a little and said, “Recently, in the west of Frozen Mound, a bunch of green-coloured creatures appeared. They wreck havoc day and night; they even tried to attack our camp. We must fight back immediately! Young little skeleton, go! Go to the west side of Frozen Mound and find those goblins wearing green-coloured hat. Kill 100 goblins and bring back twenty of their green hats to me!”
Goblins, green-coloured creatures. They were both nimble and strong. In the beginning stages of the game, they should be amongst one of the strongest monsters around. At least, they were much stronger than those Big-eared rabbits.
“Ding~!”
System Announcement: You have received the quest [Goblin’s Green Hat]! (Quest Level: F, average)
Quest Description: Go to the west side of Frozen Mound, kill 100 goblins and collect twenty of their green hats. Give it to Sentinel Skeleton Leader Falk and you will receive great rewards!
&h.e.l.lip;&h.e.l.lip;
As I accepted the quest, I rejoiced in my heart as I didn’t have to kill skeletons anymore. My [Undead Strength] had already leveled up to Lv. 2, it would be better for me to kill a living creature now.
Opening the map, I threaded through the forest. Before long, I entered into an open area. Not far into the distance, I noticed a small goblin wearing a green hat, carrying a rusty hammer. It was spouting unintelligible language as it ran, wobbling to the right and left, like he was acting in a play.
[Green Hat Goblin] (normal monster)
Level: 33
Attack: ???
Defense: ???
Health: ???
&h.e.l.lip;&h.e.l.lip;
Tsk, it was another high leveled monster. I had already dropped to level 25, so the goblin was eight levels higher than me. No wonder the quest difficulty was F average!