Chapter 471 (1/2)
Chapter 471
Chapter 471: Mystifying
Translator: DavidT Editor: Rock, DavidT
Ling Tian responded with an 'oh' and as though he thought about something, he dug into his embrace and took out a small jade bottle . After pouring out a bit of powder from the bottle, he scattered it onto Xiao YanXue's bright hair and blew a few breaths onto her hair . Xiao YanXue could then feel a slight burning sensation on her scalp .
The next moment, her hair began to dry up and turn yellow, and lost its former glow…
Xiao YanXue allowed Ling Tian to do as he please as sweetness filled her heart . She then thought about two lines of poetry: A dolled up lady would ask her husband meekly; is my makeup considered fas.h.i.+onable? Thinking about that, her face could not help but burn up from embarra.s.sment . However, this poor la.s.s didn't know that Ling Tian had dolled her up to the point where every lady would feel proud of themselves upon seeing her and every man would raise up their defenses upon seeing her…
Finally, Ling Tian clapped his hands and said with a bright smile, ”Mission accomplished!” He then stuffed a pill which he had prepared beforehand into Xiao YanXue's mouth .
The moment Ling Tian got up, Xiao YanXue could not help but spring up excitedly as she rushed in front of the mirror to see just how gorgeous she was now after her beloved had dolled her up .
”AHHHH!~” A miserable shriek broke the silence of the night . Xiao YanXue looked at the lady in the mirror who could not be any uglier . That yellow and dirty hair, triangular eyes, puffy and yet extremely tan face had squeezed her nose to the point it almost disappeared… Her lips were dry to the point they were about to peel… looking down, her originally snow-white skin was already a miserable shade of black!
As Xiao YanXue shrieked and slapped her palms on the desk, she realized that her hands were also extremely tan and looked as though they were dried up chicken claws…
Xiao YanXue let out a mellow groan and collapsed onto the ground weakly .
Behind her, Ling Tian's voice could be heard, ”What do you think? The effects are ideal, right? I have already told you that my face concealment techniques are…”
Before he could finish his sentence, Xiao YanXue had already pounced onto him like a mad tigress as she growled with an enraged voice, ”Ling Tian, I will kill you! I am going to kill you!!! Ahhhhhh!”
In this instant, the amount of killing intent given out by Xiao YanXue was no less than Ling Jian! No, Ling Jian couldn't even hold a candle to this! Even Ling Tian at his peak wouldn't be able to give out such killing intent!
Ling Tian was still feeling delighted with his piece of work and felt a sense of satisfaction in his heart . Who would be able to turn a heaven-defying beauty into such an ugly duckling that no one would be able to recognize? Who would be able to have such a mystical and perfect face concealment method? Who? Hahaha, only me, Ling Tian! Even Li Xue would be far from being a match!
Ling Tian was waiting for Xiao YanXue's astonishment and her look of reverence or even thanks . With Xiao YanXue's current appearance, even if Ling Tian wasn't by her side and the city was a thousand times more chaotic, Xiao YanXue would still be extremely safe even if any patrol guard sees her . There would definitely not be anyone interested in her at all . Or perhaps it would be more accurate to say that there wouldn't be anyone with the courage to take a second glance at her! Just this appearance of hers would grant her a sacred protective s.h.i.+eld!
However, Ling Tian forgot about something and his carelessness caused him to suffer from Xiao YanXue's flames of rage!
Ling Tian was too careless as he didn't consider the importance a lady placed on her appearance . Especially a country toppling beauty like Xiao YanXue . The gigantic shock of turning from a beauty to ugly duckling is something which no woman would be able to accept!
As such, just when Ling Tian was waiting for Xiao YanXue's praise and admiration with a face full of delight, Xiao YanXue unleashed her flames of rage on him .
Punches, kicks, knees, elbows, claws, bites, hammers… countless different attacks that Xiao YanXue had never learned before were spontaneously created and unleashed at this moment . If Justice were by the side, he would definitely exclaim about how this lady, who had never witnessed these attacks before, was able to connect every single attack flawlessly and unleash them like a flowing river . He would definitely exclaim about how creative Xiao YanXue was and be dumbfounded at how there could actually be such a martial arts talent capable of shattering the heavens . At this instant, Xiao YanXue had undeniably exceeded Ling Tian who had trained from is mother's womb!
Ling Tian felt as though he was being attacked by a thousand experts at the same time! Xiao YanXue's speed and frightening attacks could be easily imagined! At the same time, Ling Tian's look of shock did not have the time to fade away…
Just when Ling Tian was feeling grieved and puzzled about Xiao YanXue's unreasonable actions, Xiao YanXue suddenly stopped all her actions and bit down hard on Ling Tian's shoulder .
”Ouchhhhhhhhhh!!!” Ling Tian let out a miserable shriek and felt a tinge of fear towards this crazy and unreasonable lady . This was the first time Ling Tian felt fear towards someone in both of his lives…
The last strategy of the 36 stratagems: make a tactical retreat . Ling Tian fled like a stray dog in complete defeat…
This was the first time Ling Tian was reduced to such a pathetic state! He wasn't even reduced to such a state in the face of Justice . Ling Tian felt that his legendary reputation had been completely destroyed at this moment!
She was still shy and tender a moment ago… the next moment…
Crazy lady! Ling Tian rubbed his shoulder and wanted to cry!
In the room, Xiao YanXue rubbed the dark makeup on her arms but no matter how much strength she used, that disgusting color would not come off . Even the use of water was completely useless . It was as though it was her natural skin tone and after failing multiple attempts of removing the makeup, Xiao YanXue began bawling her eyes out .
In actuality, this wasn't anything surprising either . These colored makeup were the peak accomplishment from his previous life, so how could it be washed away by water so easily?! Xiao YanXue didn't know that if there were a concealment expert here who witnessed these concealment tools, he would definitely be completely dumbfounded . Ling Tian's methods and tools were too perfect . It was perfect to that point it was frightening! He was actually able to destroy the looks of a country toppling beauty without any trace of her former beauty being left behind . This was the very peak of face concealment techniques!
Xiao YanXue naturally didn't know about this and she was only afraid that the disgusting things which Ling Tian had applied to her would stick to her forever . If that was the case, she would rather die!
To a beautiful lady like Xiao YanXue, she was afraid of being killed, afraid of being raped, but her true fear was the fear of losing her beauty! This was the biggest fear of any lady!
As she cried, she realized that her throat was also extremely hoa.r.s.e, as though sand had filled up her throat . Her sweet voice was no longer there and her current voice was extremely dry . She sounded no different from a hundred-year-old lady who lost all of her teeth… She then suddenly thought about the pill that Ling Tian stuffed into her mouth in the end…
”That darn Ling Tian! That darn pig head! Dammit dammit dammit dammit!!!” Xiao YanXue began cursing like an old witch and a ferocious b.e.s.t.i.a.l glare could be seen in her eyes . If Ling Tian had not run away at this moment, he would have probably been scared out of his wits…
A woman would definitely fight with her life for her appearance!
While Ling Tian had already unleashed his movement techniques to escape, he still felt a chill by his back . He could not help but sneeze continuously and after a few sneezes, the dogs surrounding him began to bark and attract the Yu Family's patrols .
At the same time, a bright firework shot up into the air and exploded into a big flower .
Ling Tian stuck out his tongue and thought, Women! I must definitely remember not to provoke them in future . Because Ling Tian received a report that third young n.o.ble Yu would definitely take action tonight to investigate his second brother's courtyard, Ling Tian had no choice but to disguise Xiao YanXue up to ensure her safety if she was found . With Xiao YanXue's current appearance, even a starving man would probably lose all of his appet.i.te and think about self-defense!
Was I wrong? Ling Tian thought to himself in indignance . Where was I wrong? If I were to doll you up like an angel… no, I don't even need to doll you up as an angel . Even if you were average looking, your stunning figure would definitely attract the attention of the guards . At that time, those lechers would definitely find a problem even if there is no problem at all! You have really taken my goodwill for granted! You really do not know how to recognize my goodwill! Just see how this young n.o.ble will settle this score with you in future!
However, settling the score is in the future . The problem now was the numerous experts chasing behind Ling Tian at this moment . Ling Tian could not help but be depressed . I only came out a little bit early and have not begun to attract all of you yet . Why are you guys following me for? Didn't I only sneeze a few times? Is there a need to make such a huge fuss?