Chapter 411 (1/2)

Chapter 411

Chapter 411: Full of Nonsense

Translator: DavidT Editor: DavidT, Rock

Ling Tian felt as though there were a few phrases in his head but just did not know what they were . After leaving the place and breathing a breath of fresh air, Ling Tian felt his mood lighten up as the frustrating thoughts were thrown out of his head .

Li Xue stood behind him silently and realized that Ling Tian was suddenly silent and in thought . She couldn't help but ask, ”What are you thinking about? Why do you look so troubled?”

”I was thinking,” Ling Tian responded, ”just what kind of a background does little sister Xue'er have? Just what kind of an organization would be able to bring up a talent like little sister Xue'er?!”

With a 'kacha' sound, Li Xue broke a branch under her feet as she chuckled, ”What kind of a background could this little sister have? This little sister's substandard martial arts are all my natural-born talent! Hehe, since big brother has asked me about it, why doesn't this little sister give a self-introduction?”

Ling Tian let out a hearty laugh and said, ”It would be my pleasure . ”

”Sour! How sour!” Li Xue covered her lips out of habit as she giggled and realized that her veil was still on . She then placed her hands down and said slowly, ”This little sister was born on the Misty Peak not too far away from here . My father, Li YuanNian, was a woodcutter and my mother was an ordinary peasant . When this little sister was about seven years old, both my parents pa.s.sed away from illness and this little sister has been staying in the mountains alone since then . This time, I coincidentally met you in the mountains and this has been the longest I have been away from home . ”

Ling Tian began to simmer as he thought, If you aren't willing to tell me the truth, can't you come up with a better lie? Would anyone in the world possibly believe that lousy story of yours? Only an idiot or fool would believe you!

Little sister, aren't you a little too fantastic at cooking up a story? Would the daughter of a woodcutter have a demeanor and bearing like you? Would she have such unparalleled martial arts? Would she be able to kill eight men without breaking a sweat at all?

Can't you at least come up with a better story like a reclusive expert taking a liking to your talents and teaching you all of his martial arts? Then, he transmitted all of his cultivation to you on his deathbed thus resulting in your present level of martial arts… If you were to give me such a story, I would at the very least be able to convince myself to believe you! At the very least, it wouldn't be that obvious of a lie!

”It has been tough on you, little sister Xue'er!” Ling Tian said in an emotional tone, ”You would actually leave your home because of me and lead such a miserable life . This brother here is moved to the point tears are welling up in my eyes . This brother will definitely repay little sister's kindness in the future!”

”Go and die! Can't you be serious!” Li Xue couldn't help but chuckle, ”I know that you will not believe me but this is indeed the truth . Even though I myself can't believe the truth, it is up to you whether or not you want to believe it . ”

Ling Tian let out two dry coughs and immediately stopped probing Li Xue about her background . No matter what, one must never argue with a lady about who was right! One must never try to reason with a lady! Be it in the ancient times or the 21st century, this was a golden rule which carried the truths of the universe!

If a lady were to argue with you that the sun is actually a mooncake, it is best for you to just agree with her and even make her feel that she is right . Woah, so that was actually a mooncake? It really looks extremely appetizing and must definitely be delicious . It is definitely a double yoke mooncake… If you dare to disagree with her, you will definitely find yourself in an endless argument and she would definitely be able to come up with a thousand reasons to make you admit that the sun is actually a mooncake .

Don't believe me? Break off a piece to try it for yourself! We will then see if you believe me or not!