Part 30 (1/2)

”So they would,” said I; ”but hang it, you can't expect me to tumble off the cathedral spire, in order that you may hold an inquest on my remains! I You may command me in anything reasonable, however. What shall it be?”

Tom seemed lost in thought. ”Can you swim?” he said presently.

”Fairly well.”

”You could keep yourself afloat for five minutes?”

”Yes, I could do that.”

”You're not afraid of water?”

”I'm not much afraid of anything.”

”Then come out,” said Tom, ”and we'll go over the ground.”

I couldn't get one word out of him as to his intentions, so I trotted along beside him, wondering what in the wide world he was going to do.

Our first stoppage was at a small dock which is crossed by a swinging iron bridge. He hailed an amphibious man with top-boots. ”Do you keep rowing-boats and let them out?” he asked.

”Yes, sir,” said the man.

”Then good day,” and to the boatman's profound and audible disgust we set off at once in the other direction.

Our next stoppage was at the Jolly Mariner's Arms. Did they keep beds?

Yes, they kept beds. We then proceeded to the chemist's. Did he keep a galvanic battery? Once again the answer was in the affirmative, and with a satisfied smile Tom Crabbe headed for home once more, leaving some very angry people behind him.

That evening over a bowl of punch he revealed his plan--and the council of three revised it, modified it, and ended by adopting it, with the immediate result that I at once changed my quarters to the Brisport Hotel.

I was awakened next day by the sun streaming in at my bedroom window. It was a glorious morning. I sprang out of bed and looked at my watch. It was nearly nine o'clock. ”Only an hour,” I muttered, ”and nearly a mile to walk,” and proceeded to dress with all the haste I could. ”Well,” I soliloquised as I sharpened my razor, ”if old Tom Crabbe doesn't get his name in the papers to-day, it isn't my fault. I wonder if any friend would do as much for me!” I finished my toilet, swallowed a cup of coffee and sallied out.

Brisport seemed unusually lively this morning. The streets were crowded with people. I wormed my way down Waterloo Street through the old Square and past Crabbe's house. The cathedral bells were chiming ten o'clock as I reached the above-mentioned little dock with the iron swinging bridge.

A man was standing on the bridge leaning over the bal.u.s.trades. There was no mistaking the heart-broken hat rim and the spectacles of Thomas Waterhouse Crabbe, M.B.

I pa.s.sed him without sign of recognition, dawdled a little on the quay, and then sauntered down to the boathouse. Our friend of yesterday was standing at the door with a short pipe in his mouth.

”Could I have a boat for an hour?” I asked.

He beamed all over. ”One minute, sir,” he said, ”an' I'll get the sculls. Would you want me to row you, sir?”

”Yes, you'd better,” I replied.

He bustled about, and in a short time managed to launch a leaky-looking old tub, into which he stepped, while I squatted down in the sheets.

”Take me round the docks,” I said. ”I want to have a look at the s.h.i.+pping.”

”Aye, aye, sir,” said he, and away we went, and paddled about the docks for the best part of an hour. At the end of that time we turned back and pulled up to the little quay from which he had started. It was past eleven now and the place was crowded with people. Half Brisport seemed to have concentrated round the iron bridge. The melancholy hat was still visible.

”Shall I pull in, sir?” asked the boatman.

”Give me the sculls,” said I. ”I want a bit of exercise--let us change places,” and I stood up.

”Take care, sir!” yelled the boatman as I gave a stagger. ”Look out!”