Part 21 (2/2)
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Then I cried aloud again for help, and an immediate response came from Cooley's new dog, which leaped over the fence and behaved as if it meditated an a.s.sault upon my defenceless calves. I was relieved from this dreadful situation by Bob, who came up the street whistling and singing in an especially joyous manner. He was a little frightened, I think, when he saw a figure in white upon the porch, and he paused for a moment before opening the gate, but he entered when I called to him; and unlocking the door with his key, he released me, and went up stairs laughing heartily at my mishap.
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I was about to retire when I heard a series of extraordinary sounds in Bob's room overhead, and I thought it worth while to go up and ascertain what was going on. Standing outside the door, I could hear Bob chuckling and making use of such exclamations as,
”Bul-l-_e-e-e_! Ha! ha! All right, my boy! All right! You've fixed that, I guess! Bul-l-_e-e-e-e-e_!”
Then he seemed to be executing a hornpipe in his stockings upon the carpet; and when this exercise was concluded, he continued the conversation with himself in such tones as these:
”How _are_ YOU, Smiley! No chance, hadn't I? Couldn't make it, couldn't I? I know a thing or two, I reckon. How _are_ YOU, Lieutenant Smil-_e-e-e-e_! Ha! ha! I've settled your case, I guess, my boy! Bully for you, Parker! You've straightened that out, anyhow. Yes, sir! Ha! ha!
Fol de rol de rol de rol,” etc., etc. (second performance of the hornpipe, accompanied by whistling and new expressions of intense satisfaction).
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I went down stairs with a solemn conviction that Mr. Parker had explained himself to Miss Magruder, and had received an answer from her that was wholly satisfactory. I did not reveal the secret to Mrs.
Adeler, concluding that it would be better to permit Bob to do that himself in the morning.
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Parker rose about two hours earlier than usual, and I entertain a suspicion that he expended a portion of the time in going down the street to examine the exterior of Mr. Magruder's house. It probably gave him some satisfaction merely to view the tenement wherein his fair enslaver reposed. He came to the breakfast-table with a radiant countenance, and it was evident that he would be unable to contain the news for many moments longer. In order to prepare the way for him, I asked him:
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”Why were you so late last night, Bob?”
”Oh, I had some important business on hand. Big things have been happening; I have some news to tell you.”
”Another railroad accident?” I asked, carelessly, ”or a riot in Philadelphia?”
”Riot? no! Thunder!” exclaimed Bob; ”nothing of that kind. It's something more important. You know old Smiley--Fiji Island Smiley? Well, I've floored him; I've laid him out flat; I've knocked him into diminutive smithereens.”
”Had a personal encounter with the lieutenant?” I asked, gravely.
”No, _sir_! better than that. I've cut him out down at Magruder's.
Bessie and I are engaged! What do you think of that, Max?”
”Think of it? Why, I congratulate you heartily. You have secured a treasure.”
”And I congratulate you, too,” said Mrs. A. ”Bessie is a very fine girl, and will make you a good wife.”
”That's what I think about it,” observed Mr. Parker.
”I am very glad Lieutenant Smiley didn't succeed there,” said Mrs. A.
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