Part 29 (1/2)

”I do not know the number,” said the devil, ”but it is large. Give me, Smetse, some more of this sausage, which is excellent.”

”Ah,” said the smith, ”'tis not good enough for your lords.h.i.+p. But you are drinking nothing. Empty this tankard, 'tis double bruinbier.”

”Smith,” said the devil, ”it is good also, but I tasted better at Pierkyn's tavern one day when five girls of the Reformed Faith were burnt together in the market-place. That frothed better. While we were drinking we heard these five maids singing psalms in the fire. Ah, we drank well that day! But think, Smetse, of the great perversity of those maids, all young and strong, and so fast set in their crimes that they sang their psalms without complaint, smiling at the fire and invoking G.o.d in a heretical fas.h.i.+on. Give me more to drink, Smetse.”

”But,” said Smetse, ”King Philip asked for your canonization at Rome, for having served Spain and the Pope so well; why then are you not in paradise, my lord?”

”Alas,” wept the devil, ”I had no recognition of my former services. Those traitors of Reformers are with G.o.d, while I burn in the bottom of the pit. And there, without rest or respite, I have to sing heretical psalms; cruel punishment, unspeakable torment! These chants stick in my throat, sc.r.a.pe up and down in my breast, tearing my inner flesh like a bristling porcupine with iron spines. At every note a new wound, a bleeding sore: and always, always I have to keep singing, and so it will go on through all the length of eternity.”

At these words Smetse was very much frightened, thinking how heavily G.o.d had punished Jacob Hessels.

”Drink, my lord,” he said to him; ”this bruinbier is balm to sore throttles.”

Suddenly the clock struck.

”Come, Smetse,” said the devil, ”'tis the hour.”

But the good smith, without answering, heaved a great sigh.

”What ails thee?” said the devil.

”Ah,” said Smetse, ”I am grieved at your incontinence. Have I welcomed you so ill that you will not let me go, before I leave here, to embrace my wife a last time and bid farewell to my good workmen, and to take one more look at my good plum-tree whose fruits are so rich and juicy? Ah, I would gladly refresh myself with one or two before I go off to that land where there is always thirst.”

”Do not think to escape me,” said the devil.

”That I would not, my lord,” said Smetse. ”Come with me, I pray you most humbly.”

”Very well,” said the devil, ”but not for long.”

In the garden Smetse began to sigh afresh.

”Ah,” he said, ”look at my plums, my lord; will you be pleased to let me go up and eat my fill?”

”Go up then,” said the devil.

Up in the tree Smetse began to eat in a most greedy manner, and suck in the juice of the plums with a great noise. ”Ah,” cried he, ”plums of paradise, Christian plums, how fat you are! Princely plums, you would solace a hundred devils burning in the lowest parts of h.e.l.l. By you, sweet plums, blessed plums, is thirst driven out of my throat; by you, adorable plums, gentle plums, is purged from my stomach all evil melancholy; by you, fresh plums, sugary plums, is diffused in my blood an infinite sweetness. Ah, juicy plums, joyous plums, faery plums, would that I could go on sucking you for ever!”

And while he was saying all this, Smetse went on picking them, eating them and sipping the juice, without ever stopping.

”Pox!” said the devil, ”it makes my mouth water; why dost not throw me down some of these marvellous plums?”

”Alas, my lord,” said Smetse, ”that I cannot do; they would melt into water on their fall, so delicate are they. But if you will be pleased to climb up into the tree you will find much pleasure in store for you.”

”Then I will,” said the devil.

When he was well settled on a stout branch and there regaling himself with plums, Smetse slipped down, picked up a stick lying on the gra.s.s and fell to belabouring him with great vigour.

Feeling the stick on his back the devil would have leapt down on the smith, but could not move, for the skin of his seat held fast to the branch. And he snorted, ground his teeth, and foamed at the mouth with great rage, and also by reason of the pain which his tender skin caused him.