156 Lessons 101 (2/2)
Eunha cleared her throat. ”Now. Let me present to you a very special lesson: how to make your man have the best night ever 101.”
Yoona already had a bad feeling about this.
But it was too late to back out.
”You still haven't lost your virginity so you may not know this, but the first time is usually the worst. Why? Cause it f.u.c.king hurts.”
Yoona nodded slowly. ”Oh I see.”
”And is it his first time?”
She pursed her lips. ”I have no idea if I'm honest. I know he had a few girlfriends in the past so it may not be unlikely.”
”If it's his first time, it might be awkward as h.e.l.l for you two. If not, then you are in luck! He's going to know what he's doing. But anyways - not the main point! Since we know that the actual s.e.x will probably suck, you should try to make the foreplay as amazing as possible!”
”Foreplay?”
Eunha nodded. ”Yes. Foreplay. You see my innocent youngling, in this adult world, there's a lot more to s.e.x than just having his d.i.c.k going in and out of you, you know?”
Yoona crossed her arms. ”You know… I'm not as innocent as your making me out to be. Although I'm a virgin, it's not like… I haven't done.” It was hard to bring the words out. ”Any s.e.xual stuff.”
The last few words came out as a whisper.
Eunha scoffed. ”Okay true. But still, the way you're acting right now makes me believe you haven't even kissed a guy yet. Woman up! s.e.x is nothing to be embarra.s.sed about!”
”Okay…”
Eunha cracked her fingers. ”Now. Shall we begin? I shall now teach you my secret tips. I'm sure you know how to kiss well so I'm going to get to the juicy stuff.”
She curved her hand as if she was giving a handjob. ”Not sure how many b.l.o.w.j.o.bs you've given to that psychopath but seeing your reaction, it doesn't seem like much… So this is why, I am here to help you give him the best b.l.o.w.j.o.b in the world. With these tips, Minhyun is going to freak.”
Yoona was already red. She was too speechless to reply.
Eunha ignored her dying friend. In fact, deep down, she enjoyed the torture Yoona was going through. It was fun seeing her best friend squirm with embarra.s.sment due to her innocence. ”Now… Let's begin…”
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By the end of it, Yoona's face was bright red. Oh G.o.d. Did she really just listen to all this torture. Yoona never knew that giving a good b.l.o.w.j.o.b was this confusing. All she thought was that she needed to put her mouth around it and that's it.
This was harder than economics.
”Last but not least,” Eunha said. She placed her hand on her chest. ”You have to be one with the d.i.c.k. Wors.h.i.+p the d.i.c.k. Don't look at it as if it's your enemy but your friend -”
In mid-sentence, Yoona finally noticed a waiter at the door. She could see him frozen with their food in his hands. His eyes were widened and his face was about to explode.
”Eunha…”
The girl let out a groan. ”I'm talking! What?”
Eunha turned around to see what Yoona was looking at. When she noticed the waiter, her face quickly turned mortified.
An awkward giggle escaped her lips. ”Uh - the pizza looks good. Bring it here!”
And for the rest of that lunch, the waiter could not even look at Eunha.
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