Part 14 (1/2)

I looked at Sir Peter Grebe.

”Have _you_ seen this alleged bird skin in the Antwerp Museum?” he asked, perspiring with indignation.

”Yes, I have,” said I. ”It has been patched up, but how are we to know that the skin did not require patching? I have not found that ostrich skin has been used. It is true that the Tasmanians may have shot the bird to pieces and mended the skin with bits of ca.s.sowary hide here and there. But the greater part of the skin, and the beak and claws, are, in my estimation, well worth the serious attention of savants. To p.r.o.nounce them fraudulent is, in my opinion, rash and premature.”

I mopped my brow; I was in for it now. I had thrown in my reputation with the reputation of the Countess.

The displeasure and astonishment of my confreres was unmistakable. In the midst of a strained silence I moved that a vote be taken upon the advisability of a hearing before the congress on the subject of the ux. After a pause the young Countess, pale and determined, seconded my motion. The result of the balloting was a foregone conclusion; the Countess had one vote--she herself refraining from voting--and the subject was entered on the committee-book as acceptable and a date set for the hearing before the International Congress.

The effect of this vote on our little committee was most marked.

Constraint took the place of cordiality, polite reserve replaced that guileless and open-hearted courtesy with which our proceedings had begun.

With icy politeness, the Crown-Prince of Monaco asked me to state the subject of the paper I proposed to read before the congress, and I replied quietly that, as I was partly responsible for advocating the discussion of the ux, I proposed to a.s.sociate myself with the Countess d'Alzette in that matter--if Madame la Comtesse would accept the offer of a brother savant.

”Indeed I will,” she said, impulsively, her blue eyes soft with grat.i.tude.

”Very well,” observed Sir Peter Grebe, swallowing his indignation and waddling off towards the door; ”I shall resign my position on this committee--yes, I will, I tell you!”--as the King of Finland laid a fatherly hand on Sir Peter's sleeve--”I'll not be made responsible for this d.a.m.n--”

He choked, sputtered, then bowed to the horrified Countess, asking pardon, and declaring that he yielded to n.o.body in respect for the gentler s.e.x. And he retired with the Baron de Beca.s.se.

But out in the hallway I heard him explode. ”Confound it! This is no place for petticoats, Baron! And as for that Yankee ornithologist, he's hung himself with the Countess's corset--string--yes, he has!

Don't tell me, Baron! The young idiot was all right until the Countess looked at him, I tell you. Gad! how she crumpled him up with those blue eyes of hers! What the devil do women come into such committees for? Eh? It's an outrage, I tell you! Why, the whole world will jeer at us if we sit and listen to her monograph on that fraudulent bird!”

The young Countess, who was writing near the window, could not have heard this outburst; but I heard it, and so did King Christian and the Crown-Prince of Monaco.

”Lord,” thought I, ”the Countess and I are in the frying-pan this time. I'll do what I can to keep us both out of the fire.”

When the King and the Crown-Prince had made their adieux to the Countess, and she had responded, pale and serious, they came over to where I was standing, looking out on the Seine.

”Though we must differ from you,” said the King, kindly, ”we wish you all success in this dangerous undertaking.”

I thanked him.

”You are a young man to risk a reputation already established,”

remarked the Crown-Prince, then added: ”You are braver than I.

Ridicule is a barrier to all knowledge, and, though we know that, we seekers after truth always bring up short at that barrier and dismount, not daring to put our hobbies to the fence.”

”One can but come a cropper,” said I.

”And risk staking our hobbies? No, no, that would make us ridiculous; and ridicule kills in Europe.”

”It's somewhat deadly in America, too,” I said, smiling.

”The more honor to you,” said the Crown-Prince, gravely.

”Oh, I am not the only one,” I answered, lightly. ”There is my confrere, Professor Hyssop, who studies apparitions and braves a contempt and ridicule which none of us would dare challenge. We Yankees are learning slowly. Some day we will find the lost key to the future while Europe is sneering at those who are trying to pick the lock.”

When King Christian, of Finland, and the Crown-Prince of Monaco had taken their hats and sticks and departed, I glanced across the room at the young Countess, who was now working rapidly on a type-writer, apparently quite oblivious of my presence.