Part 8 (1/2)
”I am quite convinced,” said I to Professor Lesard, ”that Miss Smawl is perfectly capable of abusing the information she overheard, and of starting herself to explore a region that, by all the laws of decency, justice, and prior claim, belongs to me.”
”Well,” said Lesard, with a peculiar laugh, ”it's not certain whether you can go at all.”
”Professor Farrago will authorize me,” I said, confidently.
”Professor Farrago has resigned,” said Lesard. It was a bolt from a clear sky.
”Good Heavens!” I blurted out. ”What will become of the rest of us, then?”
”I don't know,” he replied. ”The trustees are holding a meeting over in the Administration Building to elect a new president for us. It depends on the new president what becomes of us.”
”Lesard,” I said, hoa.r.s.ely, ”you don't suppose that they could possibly elect Miss Smawl as our president, do you?”
He looked at me askance and bit his cigar.
”I'd be in a nice position, wouldn't I?” said I, anxiously.
”The lady would probably make you walk the plank for that tiger business,” he replied.
”But I didn't do it,” I protested, with sickly eagerness. ”Besides, I explained to her--”
He said nothing, and I stared at him, appalled by the possibility of reporting to Professor Smawl for instructions next morning.
”See here, Lesard,” I said, nervously, ”I wish you would step over to the Administration Building and ask the trustees if I may prepare for this expedition. Will you?”
He glanced at me sympathetically. It was quite natural for me to wish to secure my position before the new president was elected--especially as there was a chance of the new president being Miss Smawl.
”You are quite right,” he said; ”the Graham Glacier would be the safest place for you if our next president is to be the Lady of the Tigers.” And he started across the park puffing his cigar.
I sat down on the doorstep to wait for his return, not at all charmed with the prospect. It made me furious, too, to see my ambition nipped with the frost of a possible veto from Miss Smawl.
”If she is elected,” thought I, ”there is nothing for me but to resign--to avoid the inconvenience of being shown the door. Oh, I wish I had allowed her to hypnotize the tigers!”
Thoughts of crime flitted through my mind. Miss Smawl would not remain president--or anything else very long--if she persisted in her desire for the tigers. And then when she called for help I would pretend not to hear.
Aroused from criminal meditation by the return of Professor Lesard, I jumped up and peered into his perplexed eyes. ”They've elected a president,” he said, ”but they won't tell us who the president is until to-morrow.”
”You don't think--” I stammered.
”I don't know. But I know this: the new president sanctions the expedition to the Graham Glacier, and directs you to choose an a.s.sistant and begin preparations for four people.”
Overjoyed, I seized his hand and said, ”Hurray!” in a voice weak with emotion. ”The old dragon isn't elected this time,” I added, triumphantly.
”By-the-way,” he said, ”who was the other dragon with her in the park this evening?”
I described her in a more modulated voice.
”Whew!” observed Professor Lesard, ”that must be her a.s.sistant, Professor Dorothy Van Twiller! She's the prettiest blue-stocking in town.”
With this curious remark my confrere followed me into my room and wrote down the list of articles I dictated to him. The list included a complete camping equipment for myself and three other men.