Part 22 (2/2)

”This fellow isn't formidable,” whispered Raffles, as the blinds went up; ”still, we can't be too careful. My little lot are round the corner, in the sort of recess; don't look till we come to them in their turn.”

So we began at the beginning, with the gla.s.s case nearest the door; and in a moment I discovered that I knew far more about its contents than our pallid guide. He had some enthusiasm, but the most inaccurate smattering of his subject. He mixed up the first murderer with quite the wrong murder, and capped his mistake in the next breath with an intolerable libel on the very pearl of our particular tribe.

”This revawlver,” he began, ”belonged to the celebrited burgular, Chawles Peace. These are his spectacles, that's his jimmy, and this here knife's the one that Chawley killed the policeman with.”

Now I like accuracy for its own sake, strive after it myself, and am sometimes guilty of forcing it upon others. So this was more than I could pa.s.s.

”That's not quite right,” I put in mildly. ”He never made use of the knife.”

The young clerk twisted his head round in its vase of starch.

”Chawley Peace killed two policemen,” said he.

”No, he didn't; only one of them was a policeman; and he never killed anybody with a knife.”

The clerk took the correction like a lamb. I could not have refrained from making it, to save my skin. But Raffles rewarded me with as vicious a little kick as he could administer un.o.bserved. ”Who was Charles Peace?” he inquired, with the bland effrontery of any judge upon the bench.

The clerk's reply came pat and unexpected. ”The greatest burgular we ever had,” said he, ”till good old Raffles knocked him out!”

”The greatest of the pre-Raffleites,” the master murmured, as we pa.s.sed on to the safer memorials of mere murder. There were misshapen bullets and stained knives that had taken human life; there were lithe, lean ropes which had retaliated after the live letter of the Mosaic law. There was one bristling broadside of revolvers under the longest shelf of closed eyes and swollen throats. There were festoons of rope-ladders-none so ingenious as ours-and then at last there was something that the clerk knew all about. It was a small tin cigarette-box, and the name upon the gaudy wrapper was not the name of Sullivan. Yet Raffles and I knew even more about this exhibit than the clerk.

”There, now,” said our guide, ”you'll never guess the history of that! I'll give you twenty guesses, and the twentieth will be no nearer than the first.”

”I'm sure of it, my good fellow,” rejoined Raffles, a discreet twinkle in his eye. ”Tell us about it, to save time.”

And he opened, as he spoke, his own old twenty-five tin of purely popular cigarettes; there were a few in it still, but between the cigarettes were jammed lumps of sugar wadded with cotton-wool. I saw Raffles weighing the lot in his hand with subtle satisfaction. But the clerk saw merely the mystification which he desired to create.

”I thought that'd beat you, sir,” said he. ”It was an American dodge. Two smart Yankees got a jeweller to take a lot of stuff to a private room at Keliner's, where they were dining, for them to choose from. When it came to paying, there was some bother about a remittance; but they soon made that all right, for they were far too clever to suggest taking away what they'd chosen but couldn't pay for. No, all they wanted was that what they'd chosen might be locked up in the safe and considered theirs until their money came for them to pay for it. All they asked was to seal the stuff up in something; the jeweller was to take it away and not meddle with it, nor yet break the seals, for a week or two. It seemed a fair enough thing, now, didn't it, sir?”

”Eminently fair,” said Raffles sententiously.

”So the jeweller thought,” crowed the clerk. ”You see, it wasn't as if the Yanks had chosen out the half of what he'd brought on appro.; they'd gone slow on purpose, and they'd paid for all they could on the nail, just for a blind. Well, I suppose you can guess what happened in the end? The jeweller never heard of those Americans again; and these few cigarettes and lumps of sugar were all he found.”

”Duplicate boxes? I cried, perhaps a thought too promptly.

”Duplicate boxes!” murmured Raffles, as profoundly impressed as a second Mr. Pickwick.

”Duplicate boxes!” echoed the triumphant clerk. ”Artful beggars, these Americans, sir! You've got to crawss the 'Erring Pond to learn a trick worth one o' that?”

”I suppose so,” a.s.sented the grave gentleman wit the silver hair. ”Unless,” he added, as if suddenly inspired, ”unless it was that man Raffles.”

”It couldn't 've bin,” jerked the clerk from his conning-tower of a collar. ”He'd gone to Davy Jones long before.”

”Are you sure?” asked Raffles. ”Was his body ever found?”

”Found and buried,” replied our imaginative friend. ”Malter, I think it was; or it may have been Giberaltar. I forget which.”

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