Part 5 (1/2)
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The next morning found the firm of Grubb & Smallways in a state of profound despondency. It seemed a small matter to them that the newspaper and cigarette shop opposite displayed such placards as this:--
--------------------------------------- REPORTED AMERICAN ULTIMATUM.
BRITAIN MUST FIGHT.
OUR INFATUATED WAR OFFICE STILL REFUSES TO LISTEN TO MR. b.u.t.tERIDGE.
GREAT MONO-RAIL DISASTER AT TIMBUCTOO.---------------------------------------
or this:-- --------------------------------------- WAR A QUESTION OF HOURS.
NEW YORK CALM.
EXCITEMENT IN BERLIN.---------------------------------------
or again:-- --------------------------------------- WAs.h.i.+NGTON STILL SILENT.
WHAT WILL PARIS DO?
THE PANIC ON THE BOURSE.
THE KING'S GARDEN PARTY TO THE MASKED TWAREGS.
MR. b.u.t.tERIDGE TAKES AN OFFER.
LATEST BETTING FROM TEHERAN.---------------------------------------
or this:-- --------------------------------------- WILL AMERICA FIGHT?
ANTI-GERMAN RIOT IN BAGDAD.
THE MUNIc.i.p.aL SCANDALS AT DAMASCUS.
MR. b.u.t.tERIDGE'S INVENTION FOR AMERICA.---------------------------------------
Bert stared at these over the card of pump-clips in the pane in the door with unseeing eyes. He wore a blackened flannel s.h.i.+rt, and the jacketless ruins of the holiday suit of yesterday. The boarded-up shop was dark and depressing beyond words, the few scandalous hiring machines had never looked so hopelessly disreputable. He thought of their fellows who were ”out,” and of the approaching disputations of the afternoon. He thought of their new landlord, and of their old landlord, and of bills and claims. Life presented itself for the first time as a hopeless fight against fate....
”Grubb, o' man,” he said, distilling the quintessence, ”I'm fair sick of this shop.”
”So'm I,” said Grubb.
”I'm out of conceit with it. I don't seem to care ever to speak to a customer again.”
”There's that trailer,” said Grubb, after a pause.
”Blow the trailer!” said Bert. ”Anyhow, I didn't leave a deposit on it.
I didn't do that. Still--”