Part 23 (1/2)

”That's the difference between a chauffeur and a Chauffeulier,” I whispered to Maida.

”It's really very good of you to work so hard,” said Mamma, condescending to the blue blouse.

”I never enjoyed anything more in my life,” replied its wearer, with a quick glance towards Maida, which I intercepted. ”The one drop of poison in my cup is the thought of your discomfort,” he went on, to us all.

”You must make them give you warming-pans anyhow, and be sure that the beds are dry.”

”I should think they're more like swamps than beds,” said Mamma. ”We shall sit up rather than run any risk.”

”Besides,” I began, ”there might be--”

[Ill.u.s.tration: _Two or three men were moving about the place_]

”_Hush_, Beechy!” she indignantly cut me short.

”I was only going to say there might be--”

”You mustn't say it.”

”Sofa birds.”

”You naughty, dreadful child. I am astonished.”

”Don't prig or vipe, Mamma. Sir Ralph, don't you think those are nice abbreviations? I made them up myself. 'Prig', be priggish.' Vipe', be viperish. Mamma's not at all nice when she's either.”

”I think you're all wonderfully good-natured,” remarked Mr. Barrymore hastily. ”You are the right sort of people for a motoring trip, and no other sort ought to undertake one. Only men and women of fairly venturesome dispositions, who revel in the unexpected, and love adventure, who can find fun in hards.h.i.+ps, and keep happy in the midst of disappointments, should set out on such an expedition as this.”

”In fact, _young_ people like ourselves,” added Mamma, beaming again.

”Yes, young in heart, if not in body. I hope to be still motoring when I'm eighty; but I shall feel a boy.”

We left him hammering, and looking radiantly happy, which was more than we were as we wandered back to the arcaded town and our hotel; but we felt obliged to live up to the reputation Mr. Barrymore had just given us.

Somehow, the Ten of Clubs and his a.s.sistant cards (there were no chambermaids) had contrived to make a fire that didn't smoke, and the bed linen looked clean, though coa.r.s.e. Dinner--which we ate with our feet on boards under the table, to keep them off the cold stone floor--was astonis.h.i.+ngly good, and we quite enjoyed grating cheese into our soup on a funny little grater with which each one of us was supplied. We had a delicious red wine with a little sparkle in it, called Nebiolo, which Sir Ralph ordered because he thought we would like it; and when we had finished dining, Mamma felt so much encouraged that she spoke quite cheerfully of the coming night.

We went to our room early, as we were to start at eight next day, and try to get on to Pavia and Milan. We had said nothing to the Prince about the water-wheel, as it was not our affair to get Joseph into trouble with his master; and I'm afraid that all of us except Mamma derived a sinful amus.e.m.e.nt from the thought of His Highness's surprise in the morning, at Alessandria or elsewhere. Even Maida's eyes twinkled naughtily as he bade us ”_au revoir_, till our start,” kissing Mamma's hand, and saying nothing of his night plans.

”I wonder, if we _could_ go to bed, after all?” soliloquized Mamma, looking wistfully at the hard pillows and the red-cased down coverlets, when we were in our room. ”What was that Mr. Terrymore said about warming-pans? I should have thought they were obsolete, except to hang up on parlour walls.”

”I should think nothing that was in use six hundred years ago, was obsolete in an Italian town like this,” said I. ”Anyhow, I'll ring and see.”

I did ring, but n.o.body answered, of course, and I had to yell over the top of the stairs for five minutes, when the Ten of Clubs appeared, looking much injured, having evidently believed that he was rid of us for the night.

He almost wept in his earnest endeavours to a.s.sure us that the bedding was as dry and warm as the down on a swan's breast; but when Maida insisted on warming-pans, he admitted that they existed in the house.

We were sleepy, but having ordered warming-pans which might stalk in at any moment, we could not well begin to undress until they had been produced and manipulated. We waited an hour, until we were nodding in our chairs, and all started from a troubled doze at the sound of loud knocking at the door.

In the pa.s.sage outside stood four sad-faced young men of the card tribe, bearing two large and extraordinary implements. One looked like a couple of kitchen chairs lashed together foot to foot, to make a cage, or frame, the s.p.a.ce between being lined with sheets of metal. The other was a great copper dish with big enough holes p.r.i.c.ked in the cover to show the red glow from a quant.i.ty of acrid smelling wood-ashes.