1 End And Beginning. (1/2)

(Recommended song for this chapter: ”Supercell”-(My Dearest))

Now I am in the deep void waiting for the afterlife I guess what the heck I am supposed to do I dont even have any freaking way to know how long I have been here and I am recalling how the heck this s.h.i.+thole situation begins anyway.

My name is Ian, teenager I kinda have the normal life, average looks, middle cla.s.s family, average grades at school well you got it I am just that AVERAGE teenager not a loner and not the prom king and I think that was kind of torture you know, well I think its better than being an outcast of course but well I was in a constant boring routine life every single freaking day until I found Korean entertainment I mean there are some cheasy stuff like in any other entertainment but I fell in love with some of their dramas, songs obviously all those korean entertainment girls, variety shows and even their culture in some aspects I applied to Dongguk University Exchange Program and was admitted and when I was on the way to the airport the mothertrucker of the taxist, some f.u.c.king idiot with Fast and Furious delussional genes killed us both by cras.h.i.+ng us both that f.u.c.ker I die without even fulfill my dream.

Then in the void there was this kind of blackhole thing that's happening and some guy just popped out from nowhere he was on a couch and he is watching Witch Yoo-Hee (Han GIn of female lead)

and then we just keep watching until the hole drama ends, we both sigh at the end.

-”What a pity!!!”(ROB)<sigh>

-”I know I just missed her, but then she have to get married and left being actress for that guy!!”(Ian)

-”Who the heck are you!!? And from where did you popped out!!”(ROB&Ian)

-”Well I mean if you have access to the Korean entertainment somehow and snacks you have being here way more time here than me or I just didnt get the memo”(Ian)

-”Oh just another soul well I am what you called a ROB and I kinda do whatever what I didnt know is why are you here somehow you just get here or some ROB threw you here there are not many ROB that comes here so I think that some f.u.c.ker threw you here for eternity”(ROB)

-””#$%& and what the heck someone was going to do that!!!!”(Ian)

-”Well lets say that if the ROB that was going to make you cross to the afterlife was some pure girl and she reads your treacherous mind then some s.h.i.+t is going to happen”(ROB)

-”Well that makes sense but for the hole eternity that vixen is f.u.c.king crazy!!”(Ian)

-”Well kiddo now I think that you really have some luck in there because now you met me and we are kind of similar so I am going to grant you 5 wishes for you afterlife and I already know that you want to go to the same world that you came for!!”(ROB)

-”REALLY!!!!!! Great!! Let me think which are the best wishes that I could get to accomplish my dreams!”(Ian)

-”Well then its not necessary at all I am a ROB anyways I already know what wishes you want let me just corroborate them with you and If they are not just modify them”(ROB)

1.Super loyal IA with full knowledge of earth until 50 years from the future of your arrival

2.Full control of body and mind.

3.Best background family possible only heir.

4.Polygamy its accepted morally/socially (Without those underage disgusting bulls.h.i.+t) and acknowledge legally around the world but its not a common practice you have to be acknowledge from all the parties for you to marry.

5.Best system possible.

-”Now did I get it right?”(ROB)

-”Yup those are the things that I want!”(Ian)

-”Well then I am going to have so much fun now go and delight me with the changes in the korean and the whole world entertainment!!! HAHAHAHA”(ROB)

Then I am getting absorbed from some blackhole out of nowhere and I just scream THANKS to ROB and dissapear.

Now I am just in some type of chamber, s.h.i.+t I guess I am now in my mother womb.

[Initializing installation of IA in the brain of the host wait until the installation is complete...]

[1...10...20...30...50...70...90...Complete!!]([]are going to be conversations from the IA)

-”IA are you there???”(Ian)

[Yes host its recommendable that you begin naming me before anything else]

-”Your name is Cortana and please make your voice an alluring and friendly female voice also called me for my name.”(Ian)

[Cortana is at your disposition Ian]

-”Now did you know which year we are going to born anyways”(Ian)