Part 2 (1/2)

”I'd go sailing,” she said decidedly, ”and I'd steer. No, _you'd_ have to steer, and I'd sit about on the deck. No, I wouldn't though; I'd row--at least I'd make you row, and I'd steer. And then we'd--Oh, no!

I'll tell you what we'd do! We'd just sit in a punt and dabble!”

”Of course we'll do just what you like,” I said hospitably; but already I was beginning to feel my liberty of action somewhat curtailed by this exigent visitor I had so rashly admitted into my sanctum.

”I don't think we'd boat at all,” she finally decided. ”It's always so _wobbly_. Where do you come to next?”

”You go up the steps,” I continued, ”and in at the door, and the very first place you come to is the Chocolate-room!”

She brightened up at this, and I heard her murmur with gusto, ”Chocolate-room!”

”It's got every sort of chocolate you can think of,” I went on: ”soft chocolate, with sticky stuff inside, white and pink, what girls like; and hard s.h.i.+ny chocolate, that cracks when you bite it, and takes such a nice long time to suck!”

”I like the soft stuff best,” she said: ”'cos you can eat such a lot more of it!”

This was to me a new aspect of the chocolate question, and I regarded her with interest and some respect. With us, chocolate was none too common a thing, and, whenever we happened to come by any, we resorted to the quaintest devices in order to make it last out. Still, legends had reached us of children who actually had, from time to time, as much chocolate as they could possibly eat; and here, apparently, was one of them.

”You can have all the creams,” I said magnanimously, ”and I'll eat the hard sticks, 'cos I like 'em best.”

”Oh, but you mustn't!” she cried impetuously. ”You must eat the same as I do! It isn't nice to want to eat different. I'll tell you what--you must give _me_ all the chocolate, and then I'll give _you_--I'll give you what you ought to have!”

”Oh, all right,” I said in a subdued sort of way. It seemed a little hard to be put under a sentimental restriction like this in one's own Chocolate-room.

”In the next room you come to,” I proceeded, ”there's fizzy drinks!

There's a marble-slab business all round the room, and little silver taps; and you just turn the right tap, and have any kind of fizzy drink you want.”

”What fizzy drinks are there?” she inquired.

”Oh, all sorts,” I answered hastily, hurrying on. (She might restrict my eatables, but I'd be hanged if I was going to have her meddle with my drinks.) ”Then you go down the corridor, and at the back of the palace there's a great big park--the finest park you ever saw. And there's ponies to ride on, and carriages and carts; and a little railway, all complete, engine and guard's van and all; and you work it yourself, and you can go first-cla.s.s, or in the van, or on the engine, just whichever you choose.”

”I'd go on the engine,” she murmured dreamily. ”No, I wouldn't, I'd--”

”Then there's all the soldiers,” I struck in. Really the line had to be drawn somewhere, and I could not have my railway system disorganised and turned upside down by a mere girl. ”There's any quant.i.ty of 'em, fine big soldiers, and they all belong to me. And a row of bra.s.s cannons all along the terrace! And every now and then I give the order, and they fire off all the guns!”

”No, they don't,” she interrupted hastily. ”I won't have 'em fire off any guns! You must tell 'em not to. I hate guns, and as soon as they begin firing I shall run right away!”

”But--but that's what they're _there_ for,” I protested, aghast.

”I don't care,” she insisted. ”They mustn't do it. They can walk about behind me if they like, and talk to me, and carry things. But they mustn't fire off any guns.”

I was sadly conscious by this time that in this brave palace of mine, wherein I was wont to swagger daily, irresponsible and unquestioned, I was rapidly becoming--so to speak--a mere lodger. The idea of my fine big soldiers being told off to ”carry things”! I was not inclined to tell her any more, though there still remained plenty more to tell.

”Any other boys there?” she asked presently, in a casual sort of way.

”Oh yes,” I unguardedly replied. ”Nice chaps, too. We'll have great--”

Then I recollected myself. ”We'll play with them, of course,” I went on.

”But you are going to be _my_ friend, aren't you? And you'll come in _my_ boat, and we'll travel in the guard's van together, and I'll stop the soldiers firing off their guns!”

But she looked mischievously away, and--do what I would--I could not get her to promise.

Just then the striking of the village clock awoke within me another clamorous timepiece, reminding me of mid-day mutton a good half-mile away, and of penalties and curtailments attaching to a late appearance.