Chapter 585 - This Is the Answer I’d Like To Hear (1/2)

“Mister, is your mom, my master?”

Chen Huadong had been getting more and more bored recently. Ever since he broke up with Xu Jing, he had returned to the embrace of the virtual world. He called this a healing process, where he buried his head in FGO, Wars.h.i.+p Girls, and Azur Lane nonstop for days and nights. Everyone was impressed by how strong his liver was. As if that wasn’t enough, he also binged watch four harems and two yuri series. Even though his day was full of activities, he didn’t forget to wander around the dormitory. Whenever he saw someone, he would ask if the person was his master. The obsessive behavior caused even Ma Wei not to dare to show up outside of his dormitory anymore.

This afternoon, Chen Huadong started his daily patrol again. As he walked, he stopped suddenly and stared at Wei Jiangyang, who was browsing for sneakers in front of his computer. He then fell into deep thought.

“What’s wrong… are you so obsessed with my beauty you failed to look away?” Wei Jiangyang panicked when he realized that Chen Huadong was staring at him.

However, Chen Huadong let out a long sigh when he heard what Wei Jiangyang said. “Old Wei, why do you think this world is so unfair? You are not more handsome than me, and you’re not richer than Zhang Heng. Other than the two of them, Ma Wei is also far more mature than you. Why is it that you are the only one with a girlfriend in our dormitory?”

“…because I’m not playing three mobile games at the same time?” Wei Jiangyang raised his eyebrows. “Zhang Heng doesn’t play mobile games that much as well. Besides, his rotten luck is making him say goodbye to all the gacha games,” replied Chen Huadong with a shake of his head.

“You have to know that Zhang Heng wasn’t actively searching for a girlfriend, and I’m pretty sure he will find one if he puts some effort into it. As for you, you can’t even find one even if you work hard for her. Now that’s is the fundamental difference between you and him.” Wei Jiangyang kindly reminded, “A couple of days ago, a girl from the next cla.s.s asked for Zhang Heng’s WeChat. And he declined her request without any hesitation.”

“…Old Wei, do you really need to shoot me in the head again after my heart is broken?” Chen Huadong complained. “Actually, you are not that bad…” Wei Jiangyang realized that Chen Huadong had recently gone through a heartbreak, so he stopped teasing him and started comforting him instead.

“Tell me five best things about me now. Quick! One minute. Go!” Chen Huadong was not going to let Wei Jiangyang off the hook that easily. Now, he was dead serious.

“If you fail to say it, it means you don’t love

me.”

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Wei Jiangyang was speechless.

“Why do you ask such stupid questions like my girlfriend?”

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Zhang Heng put down the “Finnish Grammar” in his hand. “You are not too bad yourself. Although you are not that handsome, I can say you look above average. You are pretty meticulous, you don’t have any bad habits, and you are funny too. Often, when you play League of Legends, you carry your teammates to victory.”

“See that. That’s the answer that I’m looking for!” Chen Huadong’s sorrow turned into joy when he heard what Zhang Heng said to him. Immediately, he put on an ear-to-ear smile.