Part 7 (2/2)
C: Yes, I do. Don't make me [makes choking sounds]- I: He made it up. It's the Vulcan death grip. That's what Spock does.
C: Shut up!
[Laughter]
I: Business is good. We make it out of a mix- C: No. It's a secret formula.
I: The secret is we tried Kool-Aid. Then we found another brand. We can't tell you what it is. [Laughs] Very top secret.
C: The wedges are real.
I: Yeah. We kind of made that up.
C: It's good, though.
I: Uh-huh.
C: There was this crowd today that-three people that bought some lemonade. And they came back and said that the lemonade is excellent.
I: I was like, ”Hey, you want some more?”
C: Yeah. That's what I said. I said that. Like, ”Wanna buy another one?” They're like, ”No, but it's excellent.”
I: It's like, ”Oh, thank you. We don't care if you think it's excellent. How 'bout you buy some more?” [Laughs]
C: [Pointing to a young kid in the distance] There he is. He keeps throwing those popper things at that sign.
I: He just stands there like all day- C: I know. Throwing poppers.
I: Throwin' those poppers at the sign. [Laughs]
C: And never cleans them up.
I: And then sometimes he comes over and buys from us for like a penny or something.
C: He's spreading the idea to throw the poppers.
I: [Laughs] He's bored.
[Adult MALE CUSTOMER arrives]
MC: Hi.
C: Hi.
MC: How you guys doin'?
I: Okay.
C: Okay.
MC: Makin' money?
I: Sort of.
C: Yeah.
MC: That's good. Have fun!
I: Okay.
[MALE CUSTOMER leaves]
I: Whatever.
C: I'm going back home on Sunday. To Connecticut. Then I'm coming back.
I: I stay here all summer.
C: We come back at the end of July.
I: I always feel stupid doing it alone. It's harder without him, because he has the cute little baby face that sells all the lemonade.
C: Like when he leaves, people just come right up.
I: I know. Like when I go take a break to like, get some food for us or something, they-someone buys because he has the baby face. [Laughs] I don't think we'll get as many people- C: It will still be-you'll still be like getting fifty percent of- I: Yeah.
C: -what we're doing now. If Noah came-this cousin we have, his name is Noah-if he came here, we would get like quadruplet. [Laughs]
I: He's little and cute.
C: Yeah.
I: That's all people [laughs] care about. They don't care what the lemonade tastes like or what you're selling. It's like if we were selling ice, Noah could sell it probably.
C: Yeah. We-I have two cousins. One of 'em's his sister. Phoebe and Noah. We offered 'em a penny for going out and calling people and leading people into the lemonade stand. It was like tons of people. But then- I: They gave their pennies back. [Laughs] They quit. We were like, okay. We gave it to them. And they're like, they gave it back. [Laughs] They're like, too little to get it.
C: I'm surprised they only wanted a penny. And they- I: They don't know what that means. They don't know the difference.
[Adult FEMALE CUSTOMER arrives]
C: Do you want lemonade?
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