Chapter 14 (1/2)
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I deeply realize that I must be a complete idiot to be on the shoulder of a superloli for several hundred kilometers And what's even ive ht - did I finally activated my hidden masochistic characteristic?
Shudders……
Classroom is as messy as streets upon the arrival of inspectors Topics fro missiles to Taiwan to what lunch would there be at the café today, as far back as hoould people thousands of years ago think of cooking food up to as recent as the shooting yesterday, it's like all possible topics of the world are concentrated into this small classroohly unlikely that anyone could understand them without the help of subtitles
I just want to sleep, but I can successfully fall asleep, this chapter doesn't need to exist……oops, did I say anything?
I see Zhao, the first friend I have in this school Unlike h school, he's here since junior high, he understands the school far better thanAside frouy His most obvious characteristic is his ility that doesn't fit his size So 200
”Jun, wake up! What did you do last night?”
I raise my head, my bloodshot eyes obviously surprised him
”Oh, Jun, what happened? Did you sleep last night? Wait, you ed to escape your sister's attention?”
”Would you believe ht?”
”No!” He shakes his head, fats on his cheek make waves
”Then we have no coe……” I said, my eyelids seem to close on its own, and sounds become blurry
”Hey, wake up, don't sleep yet, I have news here!”
”Bun is on sale at the café?”
”Em… not that”
”Then bye”
He shrugs and turns away
I'm not interested doesn't mean that other people are also not A voice soon saves his soul, Qian Qian asks, ”MrFat, what news?”
”So on with the family of our menopausal teacher, he quit!”
There's a few seconds of silence before the whole class boils over Everyone is running here to ask him about more details - now I really can't sleep
”OKOK, ” Hang looks around at our classmates, ”that's not the important part Do you want to knoho's out new teacher?”
Another two seconds of silence, and everyone bends down together to grab the chair
”Stop, I'll say it, ” Hang wisely chooses life over vanity, ”she's hot!”
”Ah–” everyone called out in surprise, and said together, ”According to your standard?”
His standard is so to hiirl that isn't an eyesore is ”beautiful” Then it became that all female is attractive to him
The latest one is that Mr Zhao widened his standard to any non-male creature It would probably include eunuchs soon……
Therefore no one is looking forward to the ”hot” new teacher
Maybe offended by our cold reaction, Hang shouted, ”what kind of reaction is this? I' hairs And not only did I say so, two ave the same comment!”
Looks like he knows his reputation on his standard, that's why he uses normal people to prove his point But we don't reject the possibility of other people having the same aesthetic as him
Seeing that people are still not excited, he said, ”you'll all know in a second The first class is hers, let's see what you guys have to say then……absolutely longhaired hot chick!”
Because of his tone, people start to kind of believe him, and starts to look forward to our hot new teacher
But……why did I have a very uneasy feeling when Hang said ”long-haired hot chick?”