Chapter 1 (1/2)
Chapter 1:Even demons have a sweet side to them.
Laying on the sofa，munching the chips on her hands, watching the latest television show and laughing out loudly , My sister.(TLN: yes its a bit weird bear with it please)
Just like every parents out there ,watching the behavior of my sister, I can’t help but sigh deeply. With a sudden realisation of how cute my sister is when she is quiet.
Beautiful nose line , fascinating eyebrows，lips that are doll-like。Exquisite waist and beautifully slender long legs that are currently curled up lazily ,resembling a cat.
However, if you are similar to my friend captivated by the figure, attracted and willing to pursue her, then you are going to be in for a fright of your life.
Sighing while cooking up some rice, my sister suddenly coughed up loudly ,shocking me and almost made me cut my finger.
Recovering from the shock, I ma.s.saged my temples and asked unenthusiastically “What do you want now?”
No answer. She then raised her slender hands and showed me some numbers.
Two fingers , 3 fingers and 3 fingers.
“2-3-3?What does it mean???”(TLN: GET IT ? no? ok…)I asked unenthusiastically.
After the question she pointed the middle finger and finally opened her mouth “SODA!!!COLD SODA!!” The tone was absolutely horrible basically not giving me a shred of respect. “2 means refrigerator,3 means downstairs and the other 3 means soda——I gave you the TaoYao family guide book yesterday didn’t I? Did you even memorise it ?”
I suddenly remembered the strange and weird handbook on the table , shaking my head and with a large courage I voiced out “You lazy sister, even words you can’t bear to speak anymore. How the h.e.l.l am i supposed to understand?” I handed her the ice c.o.ke, wanting to avoid as much trouble as possible.
“Ah!” She shrieked.
What is it now? I thought while suppressing my anger.
“Why did you not open the bottle cap!!??! Its so cold and you expect me to open it myself?”
Hearing that I furiously threw down my kitchen knife stabbing the chopping board. Having seen my killer-like gaze , my sister hurriedly and obediently disappeared from my line of sight. Our conversation thus ended with that.
<seriously why=”” is=”” she=”” like=”” that…….who=”” pampered=”” her=”” into=”” this=”” state=””> I questioned in my mind. I thought and thought and came to a realisation
My parents dropped me and left for their research overseas when we were in Junior high. They rarely return in the two years after that and in the beginning of my third year I found out that my parents both died in an explosion during one of the experiments leaving me as nothing more than orphans.
No even worse than that , there is no orphan that has such a terrible sister to torture him.
As my parents route of research does not aligned with the direction that the research team wants to go, the research materials thus is left with my parents and burned up together with them, reduced to nothing but ashes…….
We moved out from our old settlement and settled in a small house that was for rent in the city. From that day onward ,I have no choice but to work part-time to support the house and study at the same time.
Lin Yushan, that’s me and I have been living a horrid life right?
My sister , Lin TaoYao, is now in the second year of high school and already exhibiting such horrendous behaviour .Any man who comes into contact with her flees to the end of the earth.(TLN: HELP ME! Just commend your translation of it cause you know how confusing Chinese idioms are! hehe….!桃之夭夭，灼灼其华)
As for why……
“Oni-channnn”(TLN:JKJK, its just says brother but I had to)she excitedly called out, breaking my train of thought. “Quickly go and clean up my room!! Rose is coming!!!” Shaking her phone she said “She just send a text that she will be coming!!!”
I crouched my back and jokingly said to her “What about your family guide book? Why did you not give signals this time?”
She shook her head and replied “There is no verbs in the codes yet ,En, I will update it soon.”
Wait what? There is going to be an updated version? I frowned and a.s.sumed my brotherly position:” Clean up yourself ! Ain’t n.o.body got time for that! I still have rice to cook!”(TLN: get it?)
To choose between eating on time or cleaning up her room , what this lazy cat sister will pick I certainly can tell, after all I understood her the best, in addition to how much she can use me to her own benefit the most, I have no way of defending against that.( TLN:Kinda weird right? Sorry!)
“Ok..Ok..I will” I shouted at her “Don’t scare off your last friend!”
My sister pouted, stared and said “She’s way more loyal that you ,yo!”(TLN: again sry for the yo, just a habit to include memes I guess)
Haiz , loyal huh. I guess I can kind of imagine what little Rose have to go through to maintain this friends.h.i.+p with my sister. Poor Rose.
“Rose is coming to eat too so make more rice ok!!!”
“Yes Mum .”(TLN:Apologies)
Rose leaves a good impression in my heart or maybe it is because we are of the same kind, either way I feel good with her. In fact Rose is a fascinating girl, her cla.s.smates , including my sister, they all call her “Miss Clumsy” or “Clumsy girl”. In the beginning of Junior High third year, She always never have a good lunch, if it is not forgetting to bring her utensils, then it is forgetting to bring the actual food itself, and when she actually manages to bring her utensils and lunch , she still somehow manages to screw up and spilled her lunch, drenching herself in it. When walking she falls easily, gets lost easily, the amount of times these things happening already cannot be counted anymore. Basically the embodiment of Clumsiness.
Furthermore, there is a period of time, the Rose that experienced p.u.b.erty body-wise garnered a lot of attention from boys of her age and tried to help her out when she was cleaning the cla.s.sroom after school. With her slim figure and short skirt , a lot of young adolescent boys can’t help but get attracted to her. However she mistake their act of helping as goodwill and did not get a hold of the hidden meaning behind their actions.
Just like that, a don’t know what’s good for her little girl comes under the protection of my little demon sister. After receiving my sister’s attention, no man has ever gone near Rose ever again. Up to this day i still do not know what spark my little sister to give motherly love to Rose.
I remembered my sister once criticised the boys in her cla.s.s “Pei! These fellows only know how to constantly peek at her, so perverted and disgusting, how can people expect me to take this lying down?”
My mouth curled into a mild smile, at least this kid still has her conscience huh ,I thought.
However , sad to say ,my sister is not any better. She also misunderstands a lot and causes trouble without noticing it. There was a time when I was returning from school , I saw Rose standing just outside the alleyway staring blankly into s.p.a.ce, she looked like she was tricked by a bunch of hooligans , I was actually worried that she actually was tricked into thinking that she will be hired into being a pop star and brought to film questionable content.
At that time i did not know who she was , so I chased off the hooligans and wanted to bring her to the police station to send her home.
However , midway I met my sister .
“Ah——”She pulled her voice for quite a long time, then she suddenly screamed out “You, how dare you flirt with a girl, and my friend at that too! Oni-channn ,you, you Hentai!!!!!!!!!”(TLN: Ah~~~temptations）
Even the cleaning uncle pa.s.sing by stopped out of curiosity, grinningly laughed at the comedic scene unfolding before him. Furthermore the pa.s.ser-bys began taking photos and videos of the situation. Hey what are you guys doing!!??!! I don’t want to get famous for this!!!!
I could no longer remember how mad I was , all I remembered was flagging a taxi and dragging my sister in , screaming at the taxi driver to hurry up and drive off the area towards my home.