Chapter 53 (1/2)
Chapter 53: Surprise or thriller (⊙o⊙)？
On the flight back from Italy, Du Lei Si recalled all the ups and downs of their honeymoon, she suddenly felt like she experienced a Hollywood blockbuster thriller, if their plane were to crash, then the box office will be doubled……
-_-
“When we return, quit that job of yours.” Lian Jun suddenly said.
“Ah?” Du Lei Si suddenly remembered that she still had a job, “you don’t need to remind me, I was prepared to quit anyways.”
Feeling pleased, Lian Jun nodded, this thick skin girl finally have a bit of self-knowledge, which President’s wife will sell condoms? If spoken to other’s it’ll be a disgrace.
She didn’t expect Du Lei Si to lower her head and muttered: “Others work five days will get two days of rest, however I work for two days and rest for five days, I’m too embarra.s.sed……”
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So it turns out it’s due to this reason……
“Did you buy the gifts?” He asked.
Du Lei Si regained her senses and blinked in doubt: “What gifts?”
He knew she forgot, Lian Jun felt somewhat helpless: “The gifts for your parents and also my mother, grandma, that very hot-tempered friend of yours, certainly you couldn’t have forgotten, right?”
“Who said!” Du Lei Si coolly glared at him, don’t underestimate your wife, don’t mention your mother and my mother, she even included Aunty Wu, Housekeeper Yu and even Lao Fang she’ve prepared!
Lian Jun stared at her in a daze, suddenly he had an ominous feeling: “What did you buy for my mother?”
“Not telling you!”
“……I think it’s best if you used the costetics we brought from the mall yesterday as a gift for my mother.”
President, can’t you be more creative? Du Lei Si gave Lian Jun a disdainful look. “Oh, you can relax! Anyway, I will give your mother a surprise!”
Surprise? He only hopes it’s not a fright instead……
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Whether or not Lian Anna will be surprise, she does not know, however Lao Fang really suffered from a fright.
“Young…… Madame…… what is this?” Lao Fang asked, staring at the unidentified object in the black box, while his entire body trembled.
“Gloves,” Du Lei Si replied.
Lao Fang wiped the sweat on his forehead: “The style of these gloves is……is very unique ah……”
“That’s right!” Du Lei Si nodded. “It’s made out of mouse hair.…… Oh! Lao Fang don’t faint! Lao Fang!!!”
Lian Jun sigh a sigh of relief: “When Lao Fang was five years old a mouse bit his toes. From then on as long as he sees anything related to ‘mouse’, he would be like this.”
Du Lei Si had a face of injustice: “But this is a Coypu ah!”
Lian Jun: “It’s the same.”
Du Lei Si was silent, Lao Fang so it turns out you’re a Doraemon.
In consideration of comrade Lao Fang’s loosing his combat effectiveness, the President had to personally drive instead and send his idiotic wife home. At the entrance to the house, another three unlucky eggs came out.
“Young Madame!” Seeing Du Lei Si, Aunty Wu was very affectionate.
“Elder Brother! Elder Sister!” Liang Liang also followed closely behind.
It’s been a week since Du Lei Si last saw any acquaintances, suddenly seeing so many her mood greatly improved, she hurriedly took out the gifts she prepared: “Liang Liang is so well-behaved. This is the gift sister have brought for you ah!”
“What is this?” Liang Liang’s big watery eyes stared at the round object for a long time, suddenly he was enlightened, “Ah! It’s a ball!”
“I don’t want it!”
When Du Lei Si wanted to stop what Liang Liang was going to do, it was too late, he have thrown the round object to the ground.
“Elder Sister, why doesn’t this ball bounce?”
“……because this is not a ball, it’s a crystal ball.”
>____
(Du du, why did you buy a crystal ball for a seven-year old child? Is your head made of crystal?)
“It’s all right, here Grandma have a Sun Wukong mask!” Aunty Wu hurriedly tried to ease the situation.
Du Lei Si’s mouth was fuming: “Aunty Wu, that’s not Sun Wukong……”
“It’s no?” Aunty Wu carefully observed the red tagieva mask within her hands, suddenly she was enlightened, “Ah, judging the glaze you’re giving me, it must be Bao Zheng turning into Sun Wukong, who told them to have such red faces!”
Du Lei Si’s mouth fum without moving: “In fact……this is actually……”
“What is it?” Aunty Wu yelled, “Surely it’s Sun Wukong, right?”
Du Lei Si swallowed the words she wanted to say back down her throat and sighed: “It’s…… Bao Zheng.”
Just when Du Lei Si couldn’t be any more embarra.s.sed, Housekeeper Yu suddenly said: “Young Master, Young Madame, it’s been hard on yous.”
Housekeeper Yu! Du Lei Si’s eyes lit up, she stared at Old Yu’s thick dark hair, and regain her spirits—— finally there’s a gift that will be useful!
She excitedly ran up to him and stuffed a bag into Old Yu’s hands, “This is for you!”
“Young Madame, you are too kind!” Old Yu was overwhelmed by an unexpected favour, “This…… how can I accept this?”
“Don’t be polite, it’s nothing too valuable.” Du Lei Si forthrightly waved her hand, “I’m telling you, oh this is a really good hair conditioner, ensuring that your hair will become darker and s.h.i.+nier!”
Old Yu’s smile was solidified on his face.
“What’s wrong?” Du Lei Si appeared puzzled, it couldn’t be she gave the wrong gift again?
“No…… Nothing” Old Yu bitterly smiled.