Chapter 31 (1/2)
Chapter 31: The President’s darling
When a certain aunty suddenly decides to visit, originally the first few days will be most the painful days of the month for a woman, usually these was Du Lei Si’s most enjoyable days. However, it wasn’t because there was Aunty Wu stewing her chicken with angelica every day to enrich her blood, and the most importantly the President didn’t allow her to move.
It should be that advertis.e.m.e.nt slogan: More dry, more comfortable, more at ease.
In fact, although Du Lei’s EQ is slightly low, however she didn’t read romance novel for nothing, ever since that soul-stirring night… the President have been particularly good to her.
Good to what extent you say?
Using this a.n.a.logy, previously if she accidentally provoke the President, he would be unhappy. However now, if there was anything she was dissatisfied with she would complain a few words to Old Yu thus the President would accidentally hear this he would just smile and didn’t say anything further.
Not even, previously the President who always spoke to her with a straight face, she didn’t know when… but he started to constantly smile in front of her and this smile of his had no hidden conspiracies.
Here’s another example, previously the President never greeted her before leaving, now every morning he would say many sentences with her before leaving.
In short, the President wasn’t the same as he used to be.
But because of this, it has taken Du Lei Si by surprise.
Every time she encounter Lian Jun’s bottomless eyes, she couldn’t help but feel nervous. Upon seeing him lean over towards her, she couldn’t help but have the urge to avoid him. Even hearing his steady footsteps, her heart will involuntarily beat.
So after a few days, Du Lei Si who have slept good and drank heaps that she suffered from a nervous breakdown.
In order to heal her mental health, Du Lei Si decided to ask Baidu.
The problem is like this—— if someone is always very overbearing towards you, even when there’s nothing he would put on a face. Also forcing you to do things that you don’t want to do. But suddenly one day, he began to treat you very well, never angry towards you instead always smiling at you, but you’re not accustom to these, why is that?
Sign: “I’m annoyed, I’m bothered, I’m very superfluous and confused.”
After she posted this, a few hours later, a few people have replied the post.
I love the corner of the earth replied: “Foreign affairs shouldn’t be asked on Google, inner affairs shouldn’t be asked on Baidu, s.e.xual affairs such as yours should ask Tianya! Sister, Tianya welcomes you!”
Du Lei Si: “s.e.xual, s.e.xual affair your head!”
I’m really is the real Wan Feng[1] another netizens replied: “This woman, your mind is really activate?”
[1] 万峰 Wan Feng is a famous Chinese TV host.
Du Lei Si: “If you’re Wan Feng, then I’m Han Qiaosheng[2]! Be careful I’ll kick you into the volley, my headb.u.t.t will kill you!”
[2] 韩乔生 Han Qiaosheng is a famous sports commentator from CCTV.
President Hou replied: “This is due to the radiation from the mobile phones, quickly buy our company’s phone sapphire mirror, it’s pure Italian designer art, filled with 99 Swarovski Crystal to ensure zero radiation. The price is only $999, if you forward it to twenty email, we’ll even offer a $300 discount, only $699!!! What? Still too expensive, we’ll even gift you a Bluetooth headset.”
Du Lei Si: “Boss, come have a bowl of cow internal noodles.”
Little Whip replied: “Needless to say, this kind of circ.u.mstance clearly state you have a tendency to abuse, admit it! In fact, you’re into SM!”
Du Lei Si: “……”
Like this, there was well over several dozen replied, Du Lei Si still couldn’t solve the unanswered questions within her heart. Just as she was ready to give, another reply came through.
Xian Zi Celestial: “In my view, the man is in love with you.”
When Du Lei Si saw this reply, it really shocked her, the President is in love with her? This…. How is this possible?
From a hardware point of view: The President has a quarter of Italian descent, oriental n.o.ble temperament and a s.e.xy Westerners body. Let’s not mention his face, just his six abdominal muscle alone she had no idea to stop her nosebleed. While she on the other hand was bland in appearance, her figure was average, and her chest is mediocre. In short, every part of her was mediocre and average…. how could the President be satisfied with her appearance?
From a software point of view: There was no need to compare their family backgrounds, besides her dad constantly boosting about him being the forty-eighth generation descendant of Du Fu, her family didn’t have anything to bring to the table. Besides, in accordance with her dad’s algorithm, the President is likely to be the descendants of General Lian Po, as a result, her family didn’t have any advantages.
Then there’s education point of view, she’s only an undergraduate journalism, naturally she couldn’t compare to the President who have studied overseas.
While regarding personal abilities…
Well forget it, this is simply absurd and inviting humiliation upon herself.
After much deliberation, in the end Du Lei Si really couldn’t think of what point in her did the President took fancy in? It couldn’t be the President took fancy in her silly naiveness?
“Du Du, you are really too silly, too naive.” The words the President spoke months ago echoed in her ears, if he says it like this, then naturally she is too stupid?
Even though the last possibility has been ruled out, Du Lei Si still couldn’t come to terms that the President have fallen for her.
He would eat her, it should be because he has eaten too many white silky tofu and occasionally to wanted to change his taste so he ate a stinky tofu? Even though he is treating her very well now, but she’s afraid he’s only doing so because she’s still refres.h.i.+ng.
Such a thought suddenly made Du Lei Si’s heart feel tasteless while her chest felt stuffy, unbearable and uncomfortable.
She rolled out of bed and wore her slippers before wandering into the garden.
Due to her ‘aunty’s’ visit, the President wouldn’t even allow her to return to work, he also said that a women’s body is virtual during this time so she should stay at home. If every time a woman needed to take time off work due to their ‘aunty’ visiting, then there’s a possibility that a financial crises may arise for a period of time.