Chapter 22 (2/2)
[5] 小祖宗 xiǎo zǔ zōnɡ: Could be a phrase used to refer someone who admires you, however in this context, I believe it used to insult this little Princess.
“Miss, I would like to introduce you to our Madame.” Housekeeper Yu said.
“You’re saying she’s Chun Ge Ge’s[6] wife?” Xiao Zu Zong squinted toward Du Lei Si sweeping her up and down, suddenly let out a sound, “I don’t believe it! Chun Ge Ge isnt so blind!”
[6] 哥哥 Gē gē: Elder brother
Du Lei Si’s face broke down, having others criticize her was enough, however having a seven or eight year old little devil despise her is too much! She squatted down and patiently said: “Little kid, you can’t just say that, you shouldn’t merely judge a person by their appearance, the most important thing is to see the inner beauty of……”
“Inner beauty?” Xiao Zu Zong disdainly stared at Du Lei Si, “You know how to say inner beauty in English?”
sutekii: The following words in italic are written in English within the novel.
English? Du Lei Si was embarra.s.sed, is it nei zai mei?
Seeing Du Lei Si speechless, Xiao Zu Zong became more complacent, “Bet you think you have inner beauty? You don’t even know how inner beauty is spelt in English, I see your type of people,really not worthy of my dear cousin.”
When she finished speaking, Du Lei Si almost pa.s.sed out, who was wicked enough to teach her this bird language?
As her eyebrows were twitching, Xiao Zu Zong yelled once again: “Look at you, which part of you is worthy of my cousin? I think you might be more suitable … …” her big eyes rolled around, and stared at the trash in the corner, “you’re more suitable to that!”
Once that sentence was spoken, Du Lei Si finally collapsed.
You’re the tras.h.!.+ Your whole family is tras.h.!.+
At least now she is nominally the President Madame, how can she let a little brat belittle her? Du Lei Si was angry, she also no longer cared about protecting the motherland flowers, her expression changed and was frighteningly: “You say it once more and I’ll beat your a.s.s!”
Unexpectedly, Xiao Zu Zong was not so scared, but the sight of Du Lei Si raising her hands made her cried, and once she cried, the crying just got worse, tears and snot combined. It was pitiful as if a sheep was bullied by the wolf.
“Don’t cry!” Du Lei Si urgently pretend the motion, if the little brat continued to cry like this, does she really have to beat her? It won’t be right, “I was playing with you, don’t cry … be… good……”
Xiao Zu Zong ignore her and continued to cry.
A doll coupled with a soybean face, such a pitiful expression even Du Lei Si couldn’t bear seeing her like this, “Don’t cry, whatever you want I’ll agree to it!”
“Really?” Xiao Zu Zong stopped crying, her face was still fill with tears, however she looked appealingly at Du Lei Si.
Du Lei Si gritted her teeth and decided: “It’s true!”
“Then I want you to divorce my cousin!”
“This……”
“Wow … … You lied to me!” She started crying again.
“Okay, okay, okay! Divorce it is, don’t cry!” Du Lei Si was anxious and sweating, this Xiao Zu Zong, she must owed her in the previous life.
Unexpectedly the little brat still continued to cry, crying and shouted: “I don’t believe it! What if you lie to me, then what I do?”
“I won’t lie to you!”
“Do you swear?”
“…… I swear!”
“If you don’t divorce with my cousin, then the son you give birth to will have no a.s.shole!”
“……” Du Lei Si’s mouth twitched, seeing Xiao Zu Zong ready to make her next wave of tears, she finally made her decision, “I swear!”
“You said it!” Xiao Zu Zong suddenly restrain her tears, then smiled, “don’t lie to children!” Then, she happily skipped away for dinner.
Du Lei Si left stood stunned! KAO[7]! So it turns out the President’s entire family are black belly!
[6] “靠” KAO or cào is used for emotional release or expression. Thus I think these scenarios could be all acceptable, for instance:
d.a.m.n, （靠）, he destroyed everything
F*ck, （靠）, he is really a smart a.s.shole.
Later, Du Lei Si found out from Old Yu that Princess Hao had just started summer vacation, she noisily cried for her cousin. Tired of the constant plead, her parents sent her here and said it’s best if she stay here for a long time.
After hearing the news, Du Lei Si was very distressed. Just staying with this Xiao Zu Zong for two days, her life will be finished!
When it was dinner time, Du Lei Si fed her, however she only ate a few bites, and then ran out to play, so being the babysitter she also had to run behind the little Princess with bowls in her hands, in the end she didn’t even finish a decent meal.
Finally after she ate her dinner, Xiao Zu Zong said she wanted to role play the Monkey King[7]subdus the White-Boned Demon[8], naturally Du Lei Si end up with the role as the pitiful White-Boned Demon. She was chased and toss, in the end pitiful Du Lei Si couldn’t raise her temper.
[7] 孙悟空 Sun Wukong, also known as the Monkey King, is a main character in the Chinese cla.s.sical novel Journey to the West. In the novel, he is a monkey born from a stone who acquires supernatural powers through Taoist practices. After rebelling against heaven and being imprisoned under a mountain by the Buddha, he later accompanies the monk Xuanzang on a journey to retrieve Buddhist sutras from India. Link
[8] 白骨精 Bai Gu Jing: White-Boned Demon is a shapes.h.i.+fting demoness, and in her true form she is depicted as a skeleton. For more info Link
At least the White-Boned Demon had a great body, right?
She rather work a ten-day s.h.i.+ft then accompany this child!
When Xiao Zu Zong was finally tired after playing and was willing to go to bed, every part of Du Lei Si’s muscle was tired and twitching, she softly laid on the bed in a daze.
Going through this day has truly been a thriller!
However, the more frightening thing was yet to come, when she tiredly closed her eyes and was ready to doze off, her “midnight call” rang again. Pressing the b.u.t.ton, she heard the President’s rustic voice: “Tomrrow morning at ten o’clock, come pick me up at the airport.”
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