Part 36 (2/2)
From initial appearances, it could very well be a bill collector. It was a little skinny dark-haired man with gla.s.ses and he got out of the car wearing a b.u.t.ton-up s.h.i.+rt and a tie. First thing he did was open the back door of his gray Ford LTD Crown Victoria and unhook his suit jacket from the little hook that was above the back door.
Floyd Wayne Vishniak had been driving around in cars since he was tiny, of course, and he had seen those little hook thingies above the doors and someone had told him a long time ago that they were to hang coats off of. But this very moment was the first time in his entire life that he had actually seen one used.
A seed of resentment was germinated in his mind. Garment hooks in the back seats of cars. Always there, never used. A mysterious vestige of other times and places, like spittoons. n.o.body used them; that's how it was. n.o.body wore suits to begin with, unless they were going to a wedding or a funeral. When they did wear suits, if they absolutely had to take off the jacket for some reason, they would toss it out flat on the backseat. To hang it up that way - what was this little geek trying to say, exactly? That the lint or whatever on the backseat of his fancy luxury car (which was spotless) could not be allowed to touch the fabric of his fancy suit jacket?
It was a nice car all right, brand new and probably costing in excess of fifteen thousand bucks. Its beautiful gray finish had been streaked, below the beltline, with dark brown mud thrown up by the wheels as it had come up the gravel road from the highway. Floyd had been kicked out of his apartment in Davenport so that the landlord could rent it out to a big family of African-Americans come from Chicago to steal away a few more of Davenport's nonexistent jobs. Fortunately he knew someone who had this farm just outside of town, and was willing to let him live here in this trailer.
The man put his suit jacket on. The satin lining flashed in the horizontal sunlight of the early evening. He shrugged his shoulders a couple of times so that the jacket would fall into place and look pretty on him. The jacket had padding in the shoulders that made the man look bigger than he really was. He reached into the backseat andpulled out a briefcase.
As soon as he saw that briefcase, Floyd opened the door of his trailer and stood there leaning against the doorframe and smoking his cigarette and looking down the full height of the jury-rigged, mud-tracked staircase at this little man.
”h.e.l.lo, Mr. Vishniak,” the man said, looking up at him.
”That's funny, I ain't introduced myself yet. How'd you know my name? I don't know you. I don't know anyone like you. All my friends drive pickup trucks with a lot of rust on 'em. Who the h.e.l.l are you?”
The visitor seemed taken aback. ”My name's Aaron Green,” he said. He looked like he really didn't want to be here. That actually made Floyd more sympathetic to the man because Floyd didn't want him to be there either. So that was a start anyway.
”What do you want?” Floyd said.
”I want to give you ten thousand dollars.”
”You got it with you?”
”No, but I have a down payment of one thousand.”
Floyd stood there in the doorway for a while and smoked his cigarette and pondered this unusual situation. A man, very likely a Jew from Chicago, had just driven up to his trailer and offered him ten thousand dollars.
”This a Publishers Clearinghouse thing? You a friend of Ed McMahon or something?”
”No, it's not a sweepstakes. I represent ODR, which is a poll-taking organization based in Virginia.
We've identified you as being a typical representative of a particular part of the United States population.”
Floyd snorted derisively. He could just imagine.
”We would like to keep track of your reactions to the current presidential campaign. What you think of the different candidates and issues.”
”So you want me to go to Virginia?”
”No. Not at all. We want you to change your lifestyle as little as possible. That's crucial to the system.”
”So you're going to call me up every couple days and ask me questions.”
”It's even easier than that,” Green said. ”Can I step inside and show you?”
Floyd snorted again. ”My little abode ain't much to look at.”
”That's okay. I'll only take ten or fifteen minutes of your time.”
”Come on in then.”
Aaron Green and Floyd sat down in front of the TV. Floyd turned the volume down a little bit and offered his visitor a beer, which he declined. ”I have to drive to Nebraska tonight,” he said, ”and if I have a beer now I'll be pulling over to urinate all night long.”
”Nebraska? What, you taking one guy from each state?”
”Something like that,” Aaron Green said. Obviously he did not believe that Floyd Wayne Vishniak, a dumb uneducated factory worker, would ever be smart enough to understand the details.
”You ever read d.i.c.k Tracy comics?” Aaron Green asked.
”They don't have it in the paper here,” Floyd said. ”You ever read Prince Valiant?”
Again, Aaron Green stumbled. He was having a hard time building up his momentum. ”Well, you might have heard of the wrist.w.a.tch television set.”
”Yeah, I heard of that.”
”Well, here's your chance to have a look at one.” Aaron Green pulled something out of his briefcase.
It looked like a super high-tech watch or something. Like some kind of secret military thing that a commando in a movie would wear.
The band of the watch was not just a strip of leather or anything like that. It was made of hard black plastic ventilated with lots of holes. It was huge, about three inches wide. It consisted of several plates of this hard black plastic stuff hinged together so that it would curve around the wrist.
Instead of having just one clockface on the top surface, it had a whole little screen type of thing, just like on a digital watch except that it wasn't showing anything right now, just gray and blank. And in addition tothat there were a few other raised black containers molded to the outer surface of the watchband, but they didn't have any screens or b.u.t.tons or anything like that, they were just blank, and must have contained batteries or something.
”s.h.i.+t,” Floyd said, ”what the h.e.l.l is it?”
”Most of the time it's a digital watch. Part of the time, it's a television set, complete with a little speaker for sound.”
”Can I get Whiplash games on it?”
”I'm afraid not. The TV will only show one type of program and one type only, and that is political programming having to do with the election.”
”s.h.i.+t, I knew there was a catch.”
”That's why we're offering you the money. Because this is not all fun and games. Some responsibility falls on your shoulders as part of this deal.”
Floyd Wayne Vishniak thought that if Aaron Green were not trying to pay him ten thousand dollars, he might throw him down the stairs and jump on him out in the yard and mess him up a little bit. He did not appreciate the fact that this little man, who was about the same age as him, and maybe a bit younger, was lecturing him about responsibility. It was the kind of thing his dad used to say to him.
But for now he was going to be cool. He put his feet up on the table next to the briefcase, sat back, raised his eyebrows, peered at Aaron Green through the smoke of his cigarette. ”Well, for ten thousand bucks I guess I could be responsible.”
”Think of it as a part-time job. It'll take maybe ten minutes of your time every day. It doesn't prevent you from having other jobs. And it pays very, very well.”
”What do I got to do in this job?”
”Watch TV.”
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