Part 39 (1/2)

Apron-Strings Eleanor Gates 19550K 2022-07-22

”Dear me, aren't we concerned about Mr. Farvel's breakfast!” exclaimed Mrs. Balcome, mockingly.

”We are.”

”But not a word for this poor boy. One would think you were going to marry Farvel instead of Wallace.”

”But--am I going to marry Wallace?”

Wallace swayed toward her. ”Oh, you can't--you _can't_ turn me down!”

”Ah, Wallace!” she said sadly.

”Mrs. Balcome, _you_ don't think I deserve this?”

”Now don't be hasty, Hattie,” advised her mother. ”Everything's ready.

Our friends are coming. Are you going to send them away?”

”Messages have gone--to tell everyone not to come.”

”Oh!” Wallace turned away, his head sunk between his shoulders.

”What will Buffalo think of you!” cried Mrs. Balcome.

”Buffalo,” answered Hattie, ”will have a chance to chatter about me, and that will give you and dad a rest.”

”Are you going to send back all those beautiful wedding presents?”

Balcome, relieved of his worry over Hattie, had been strolling about, pulling at a cigar. Now he greeted this last question with a roar of laughter. ”Oh, Hattie, can you beat it! Oh, that's a good one!”

Mrs. Balcome fixed him with an angry eye. ”Doesn't he show what he is?” she inquired. ”To laugh at such a time!”

”Beautiful wedding presents!” went on Balcome. ”Oh, ha! ha! ha!”

”No sentiment!” added his wife. ”No feeling!”

Hattie appealed to Wallace. ”Oh, haven't I had my share of quarreling?” she asked plaintively.

”But we wouldn't quarrel!”

”Oh, yes, we would. I'd remember--and then trouble. I'd always feel that you and----”

”Hattie!” warned her mother. ”You can't discuss that matter.”

”Why not?”

”You ask that! Doesn't your good taste--your modesty--tell you that it's not proper?”

”Oh!--I mustn't discuss it. But if Wallace and I were to marry at twelve o'clock today, we could discuss it at one o'clock--and quarrel!”

”Mr. Balcome!” entreated Wallace.

Balcome deposited his cigar ashes on the sun-dial. ”My boy,” he said, ”if a man has to dodge crockery because his wife's jealous about nothing, what'll it be like if she's got the goods on him?”