Part 26 (2/2)

It worked fine. Geoffrey Kenion brought over a couple of hundred thousand dollars. His commission helped him to open Wellies, a waterfront restaurant and bar in Puerto Portals. Patrick sent several hundred thousand dollars to my account in Credit Suisse, Hong Kong. John Denbigh also knew someone in New York who could transfer cash outside of the United States. The dollars piled up in Hong Kong.

Malik needed paying, and he needed to see me. He deserved a full explanation. I would soon have to go to Hong Kong to visit my bank. Moynihan and Joe Smith wanted to see me in Manila. Phil wanted to see me in Bangkok. I made plans to leave. David Embley, who had often salivated when I referred to my Bangkok ma.s.sage parlour, asked if he could pay the place a visit at his own expense. I gladly said yes. I wanted to create as much confusion as possible. My travelling with David would puzzle those on my tail.

First I flew to Zurich, where I had no money, and wandered into a couple of banks, where I had no accounts. Leaving Zurich airport for Bangkok, where I had no dope, I had my briefcase thoroughly searched by the security guards. This had never happened to me before at Zurich.

I saw Phil in Bangkok. He was nervous. He admitted to me his involvement in the resurrected Dutch air-freight scam. It had involved Air Canada and one of the loads had just got busted in Heathrow. There had been several arrests. I saw Sompop.

'Sawabdee, Kuhn Marks. I have two more for you. You must wear three now for good luck.'

He gave me two more Buddhas. I put my hand in my pocket to bring out some money.

'No, no, Kuhn Marks. No money for Sompop. Please give to poor children.'

'Okay, Sompop. Tell me where to give.'

Sompop took me to Rajavithi Road to Bangkok's Foundation for the Welfare of the Crippled. I gave them a donation of $3,000. They put my name on a marble board.

I went to a Bangkok jeweller, encrusted the two new Buddhas in gold, and fixed all three Buddhas on a large gold chain.

I flew from Bangkok to Manila, checked into the Mandarin, and went out drinking. The Firehouse Bar in Del Pilar was known for its music and dancing. Females outnumbered males by ten to one. The place was packed, throbbing and simmering in Manila's tropical night heat. I went to the bathroom and splashed coolish water on my face. My s.h.i.+rt was wide open exposing chunks of magical Buddhist gold. The bathroom door opened. In walked a strong young Filipino. He stared at the riches hanging around my neck, looked around, and took out a knife. A grin crossed his face as he turned into one of the characters I had read about in children's pirate stories. He was going for me. I started getting scared.

And then an earthquake happened. The ground trembled violently, objects fell off walls, and people were tearing madly through the bathroom seeking the emergency exit. I was carried out into the safety of the street by the crowd. These Buddhas were powerful stuff.

Apparently earthquakes happen quite often in the Philippines, and life was back to normal within a few hours. I stayed in my hotel until David Embley arrived. We went out drinking.

Malik arrived in Manila. As I had expected, he was very understanding about all the problems that had occurred in the United States. Although he was pressed for money, he would be patient and wait for the will of Allah. There was no doubt that Malik and I were under observation. We kept seeing the same s.h.i.+fty American characters lurking around us wherever we went. It didn't bother me. It certainly didn't bother Malik.

'Let American pigs follow. They don't matter any more in East. Early this year they lose Marcos from Philippines and Baby Doc from Haiti. These were two very big friends of America. Last month American pigs bomb Libya and kill Gaddafi family, using your country, D. H. Marks, as aircraft carrier. For many years Americans destroy Beirut and Arab world for sake of Jewish peoples. In the East, they are devil. Let them stew in their own juice and eat their own meat. In two days, I am going to Damascus to see political friend. After that, I go to Islamabad to meet Pakistan Government financier for paper-mill business. Let American pigs follow.'

'Why do you tolerate people like Harlan Lee Bowe in your country, though, Malik?'

'Harlan Lee Bowe and all DEA are in Pakistan under cover of diplomatic status. Until now, Pakistan has allowed American diplomats in Pakistan. Don't forget, D. H. Marks, America and Pakistan are on same side against India in Kashmir dispute and on same side against Russian invasion of Afghanistan. But because of Libya slaughter, Pakistan might expel American diplomats. Then there will be no DEA.'

'But Bowe seems completely off the wall, Malik, much worse than the average DEA agent.'

'They are same. All DEA are same. They come to Pakistan. Government gives them big house with servants. DEA very pleased with this luxury: man to open garage door, two bearers to bring in food, many cooks and cleaners, chauffeur, and many more. DEA do not know that all their servants every day give report to people in mother-business. Afridi friend of mine cleans up the desk of Harlan Lee Bowe every morning. In afternoon Afridi come to me with full account. If we want, it is simple matter to get rid of Harlan Lee Bowe. But why? He will be replaced by same type American pig, who maybe doesn't want Pakistani servant. It is better to keep the Harlan Lee Bowe. We know him. We know this devil.'

The next day was another Sunday lunch at Lord Moynihan's. Joe Smith was there. I took Malik along to impress him. Moynihan was a senior Freemason. So was David Embley. I took David along to confuse Moynihan.

Marcos's expulsion seemed to have given Moynihan more power rather than less. Joining us for lunch were three of the new Aquino Government's Sequestering Department. They toured the country looking for land belonging to Marcos's cronies. They had just grabbed Imelda Marcos's extravagant summer palace in Leite. Moynihan maintained that he was thinking of turning it into a hotel. He addressed us all.

'Well, gentlemen, I trust you enjoyed lunch. Mr Malik, I feel I should apologise for entertaining you in what must appear to be, given the recent bloodless coup, a rather spineless country. I can't imagine the Pakistani Army being brought to a standstill by a gathering of flag-waving nuns.'

'That was the Marcos regime,' said one of the sequestrators. 'The army was demoralised. Under Aquino, the morale will quickly return.'

'I must say I am behind you all the way. One needs a strong army. And I must say I do approve of the way you are creatively dealing with the previous regime's ill-gotten gains. My foreign guests here are investors of the shrewdest kind, and they see good possibilities now in the Philippines.'

'Would your honoured guests be interested to see the onetime summer palace of Mrs Marcos in Leite? Her collection of shoes is still there.'

Moynihan looked at us expectantly. The three of us nodded vague enthusiasm. Moynihan went on. 'Then I suggest the following. Joe has his private plane in Manila airport. Let's all fly down to Davao, stay a night, eat some tuna jawbone for lunch the next day, fly up to Leite, look at the summer palace of Lady Imelda, I mean Mrs Marcos, and fly on back. I think that would be a lot of fun. Howard and I could play Trivial Pursuit on the plane. Shall we do it?'

'You mean you want me to fuel my plane, rent some pilots, and fly across the country just to eat some f.u.c.king fish heads and look at women's shoes?'

'It's rather more than that, Joe, really,' protested Moynihan.

'Oh, I'll do it,' said Joe. 'I'll go down to the airport now to see to it.'

He walked out, tossing me a small bag of his home-grown Thai/Philippine gra.s.s.

The next morning, Moynihan, Joe, Embley, and I were flown to Davao by two pilots in Joe's private turbo-prop. Malik had to return to Pakistan and could not join us. I clutched my Buddhas as we almost hit a dog on landing. A short way from the landing strip, squeezed between the jungle and the ocean, was a hotel called the Intercontinental. It didn't look like an Intercontinental. The mail was delivered by a windsurfer. People from anthropology doc.u.mentaries ran up and down palm trees and emerged from the sea clutching enormous lobsters. The bar played Noel Coward. Joe and I walked into the jungle and smoked some of his stuff. Pretty girls pretending to be savages danced around us.

After a drunken night, we drove quite a long way through the rebel strongholds of Mindanao. Kidnaps and robberies were common in these areas. I had my Buddhas. At the edge of an estuary was a collection of huts on poles. A raft took us to one of the huts. It was a cafe which served only the jawbone of the tuna and was the only place in the world that did so. I can't remember the taste.

We flew on to Leite. I beat Moynihan at Trivial Pursuit. He blamed it on there being too many science questions. David became ill and blamed the jawbone. Joe slept.

The sequestrators met us at the private airfield and drove us to the summer palace. The garden was an eclectic extravaganza of attempts to ensure an after-life. Statues of Egyptian and Hindu G.o.ds peeped out from behind a private Roman Catholic chapel. Golden Buddhas waited in lines outside a mosque. Inside the palace was resplendent with attempts to delay the onset of any after-life. There was a private intensive-care unit, a room devoted to homeopathic remedies, a gymnasium, and more shoes than one could try on in nine lifetimes.

On the way out, Moynihan pointed to a nearby stretch of land.

'Is that part of the estate?' he asked one of Aquino's sequestrators.

'No, Lord Moynihan, that land must belong to someone else.'

'A pity. It would make an excellent golf course.'

'We would sequester it, whomever it belongs to.'

Corruption did not seem destined to leave the Philippines overnight.

David Embley and myself, however, were. We caught the Cathay Pacific flight to Hong Kong. His stomach upset over, he was having a good time. He had enjoyed Moynihan and the Philippines and was looking forward to Hong Kong. He had not been there since he was in the Forces and wondered how much Wan Chai had changed.

Filing up to the Immigration counter, I got one of those flashes. Although I'd never had trouble in Kai Tak airport, I knew something bad was going to happen.

'David, I think I'm going to get pulled. If I'm not out by tomorrow night, tell Judy. Let me go through first so you can see what's happening.'

David looked shaken. I walked up to the Immigration counter. The Immigration Officer looked up the name in her big black loose-leaf book. She double-checked the entries in my pa.s.sport and her book.

'One moment.'

She disappeared holding my pa.s.sport. Three police came to the counter. She returned with another Immigration Officer, again Chinese but more senior.

'Please accompany me, Mr Marks, to pick up your baggage.'

'I have no baggage.'

'You fly to Hong Kong with no baggage?'

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