Volume I Part 37 (1/2)

”Not what you would call serious, perhaps; but I 'm very much in earnest, if that will do. That delightful Saxon habit of treating all trifles with solemnity I have no taste for. I'm aware it const.i.tutes that great idol of English veneration, Respectability; but we have not got that sort of thing here. Perhaps the climate is too moist for it.”

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”I 'm not a bit surprised that the Colonel fell in love with you,”

blurted he out, with a frank abruptness.

”And did he,--oh, really did he?”

”Is the news so very agreeable, then?”

”Of course it is. I 'd give anything for such a conquest. There 's no glory in capturing one of those calf elephants who walk into the snare out of pure stupidity; but to catch an old experienced creature who has been hunted scores of times, and knows every scheme and artifice, every bait and every pitfall, there is a real triumph in that.”

”Do I represent one of the calf elephants, then?”

”I cannot think so. I have seen no evidence of your capture--not to add, nor any presumption of my own--to engage in such a pursuit. My dear Mr.

Conyers,” said she, seriously, ”you have shown so much real kindness to the brother, you would not, I am certain, detract from it by one word which could offend the sister. We have been the best of friends up to this; let us part so.”

The sudden a.s.sumption of gravity in this speech seemed to disconcert him so much that he made no answer, but strolled along at her side, thoughtful and silent.

”What are you thinking of?” said she, at last.

”I was just thinking,” said he, ”that by the time I have reached my quarters, and begin to con over what I have accomplished by this same visit of mine, I 'll be not a little puzzled to say what it is.”

”Perhaps I can help you. First of all, tell me what was your object in coming.”

”Chiefly to talk about Tom.”

”Well, we have done so. We have discussed the matter, and are fully agreed it is better he should not go to India, but stay at home here and follow his profession, like his father.”

”But have I said nothing about Hunter's offer?”

”Not a word; what is it?”

”How stupid of me; what could I have been thinking of all this time?”

”Heaven knows; but what was the offer you allude to?”

”It was this: that if Tom would make haste and get his diploma or his license, or whatever it is, at once, and collect all sorts of testimonials as to his abilities and what not, that he'd take him out with him and get him an a.s.sistant-surgeoncy in a regiment, and in time, perhaps, a staff-appointment.”

”I 'm not very certain that Tom could obtain his diploma at once.

I 'm quite sure he could n't get any of those certificates you speak of. First of all, because he does not possess these same abilities you mention, nor, if he did, is there any to vouch for them. We are very humble people, Mr. Conyers, with a village for our world; and we contemplate a far-away country--India, for instance--pretty much as we should do Mars or the Pole-star.”

”As to that, Bengal is more come-at-able than the Great Bear,” said he, laughing.

”For you, perhaps, not for us. There is nothing more common in people's mouths than go to New Zealand or Swan River, or some far-away island in the Pacific, and make your fortune!--just as if every new and barbarous land was a sort of Aladdin's cave, where each might fill his pockets with gems and come out rich for life. But reflect a little. First, there is an outfit; next, there is a voyage; thirdly, there is need of a certain subsistence in the new country before plans can be matured to render it profitable. After all these come a host of requirements,--of courage, and energy, and patience, and ingenuity, and personal strength, and endurance, not to speak of the const.i.tution of a horse, and some have said, the heartlessness of an ogre. _My_ counsel to Tom would be, get the 'Arabian Nights' out of your head, forget the great Caliph Conyers and all his promises, stay where you are, and be a village apothecary.”

These words were uttered in a very quiet and matter-of-fact way, but they wounded Conyers more than the accents of pa.s.sion. He was angry at the cold realistic turn of a mind so devoid of all heroism; he was annoyed at the half-implied superiority a keener view of life than his own seemed to a.s.sert; and he was vexed at being treated as a well-meaning but very inconsiderate and inexperienced young gentleman.

”Am I to take this as a refusal,” said he, stiffly; ”am I to tell Colonel Hunter that your brother does not accept his offer?”