C13 (1/2)
”Hehe, Teacher Number Two.” Jiang Feng whispered to Xie Kun, ”What did you say just now? I scored, but you changed your name? ”
Xie Kun was fuming with anger. He was a middle-level teacher, but he had been slapped twice in the face in a row!
Xie Kun said, ”Did I say that? Who heard it! ”Even if I did, I won't. What can you do?”
”Hehe, I can't do anything. I'm just happy for that Jiang bastard who's missing a scum.” Jiang Feng's next sentence caused Xie Kun to wish he was dead.
Fighting with me, wise Earth people can toy with the rest to kill you!
”Teacher, teacher, I have a problem!” I need to ask a question! ”
After Nangong Zi Er left, the surrounding students surged forward once again.
Staring at the student, Xie Kun, who was two points behind him, quickly pointed to a tall and thin boy and said, ”Ask!”
The skinny, tall boy was beside himself with joy as he bowed towards Xie Kun. ”Thank you, Teacher Number Two, for giving me this opportunity!”
”Hurry up and ask!” Xie Kun said.
The tall and thin boy felt a little awkward. He said, ”Um, Teacher Number Two, can you step aside? I'd like to consult Teacher Number One with a question …”
”Puff …” Xie Kun almost vomited a mouthful of blood. Damn it, don't look down on others like that! ”
Jiang Feng, who was standing behind Xie Kun, spoke up, ”Sigh, this student's thoughts are wrong. Teacher Number Two is also very outstanding! Ask away, and if his answer is wrong, I will point it out! ”
Ah!” Great! Thank you, Teacher # 1. ”Then Teacher Number Two, I asked …” The lanky youth said.
Jiang Feng and the lanky youth's questions and answers were no different from stabbing a knife into Xie Kun's heart, covering his chest and saying, ”Ask! If my answer is incorrect, I'll go and eat Xiang! ”
The lanky youth nodded and said, ”This question has been troubling me for a long time. Every time I ask teacher or teacher, they would tell me to scram out of here, leaving me with no choice.”
Xie Kun said, ”Alright, get to the point!”
The lanky youth said, ”Yes, the problem is whether we should get the chicken or the egg first. Teacher Number Two, answer me! ”
”F * ck, you must be here to cause trouble!” Xie Kun shouted, ”Get the hell out of here!”
Hearing this question, Jiang Feng felt like bursting into laughter. He asked the young man, ”Then, are you called Little Ming?”
”Yeah, yeah!” Teacher # 1, how did you know I was called Little Ming? ” The youth replied.
”It's nothing. I used to see you around.” I will introduce Zen Master to you when I have the chance! ” Jiang Feng said while holding his stomach.
”Alright.” Little Ming nodded and turned to Xie Kun, ”Teacher Number Two, you still haven't answered my question!”
”I told you to get the hell out of here …” Xie Kun was so angry that his liver hurt.
”Teacher Number Two, are you unable to answer?” If you say you can't answer it, you have to eat shit. ” Little Ming said weakly.
”Scram!” Xie Kun roared with all of his strength. All the students retreated two steps in fright.
”If you want to leave, then leave. Since you're already used to it, why are you being so fierce?” Little Ming said and walked out.
”Little Ming, wait a moment!” Jiang Feng called out to Little Ming.
”What's wrong with Teacher # 1? Can you answer my question? ” Little Ming said.
How could Jiang Feng not know how to answer this question that had been played to a pulp on Earth? That was why he didn't want Little Ming to leave. After all, this was a precious point!
Nodding his head, Jiang Feng said, ”Alright!”
”Bullsh * t!” Xie Kun mocked, ”Tell me, where did you get the egg on the chicken first? ”Say, first there's an egg, where did the chicken come from?”
”How can I tell you that you're really going to eat shit?” Jiang Feng said to Xie Kun.
”I …” Xie Kun snorted a few times and then closed his mouth.
”Tsk, I thought you were a man!” Saying this in disdain to Xie Kun, Jiang Feng turned to the students and said, ”Students, pay attention. Today, I will solve the riddle that has plagued us for countless eras, 'first there's a chicken, first there's an egg'.”
Everyone pricked up their ears, afraid that they would miss a single word.
”This is how things are. In the past, there was a scientist called Darwin who proposed a big topic called species evolution. Under this big topic, it was revealed that the ancestors of humans were apes and monkeys. The ancestors of chickens were the Archaeopteryx …”
100,000-word treatise on evolution of species omitted here...
One hour later...