C5 (1/2)
”Little stone?! Shitou, aren't you crazy? You can help me? ”
Hearing this notification, Jiang Feng looked excitedly at the Supreme God Spirit Stone bracelet on his left hand.
”Master, I don't have dementia. I just fell asleep. Of course I can help Master, helping Master is also my mission. ” The Paragon God Stone said.
”Good, good! Then quickly kill these two bastards! They want to kill me! ” Jiang Feng said hurriedly.
Looking at the silent Jiang Feng, Wang Fang said in confusion, ”Is this Jiang Feng scared silly? To whom? ”
”Forget it, just kill him first!” Zhang Yuan said.
”Master, I'm just a system. I don't have the ability to attack, so I'll have to rely on Master to do it himself …” The Paragon God's Stone said weakly.
”Are you sure?! If I can do it myself, why would I shout for help! ”
Jiang Feng was about to collapse, this was the first time he had seen such an unreliable system.
”Master, don't worry. Although I don't have any offensive power, after I bound myself to Master, Master obtained a Summoning God Stone! Using the Summoning God Stone to summon out the Immortal Pet can help Master in battle. ” The Supreme God's Stone replied in a flash of insight.
Jiang Feng was delighted and said, ”Good, good!” Great! What can the Summoning God Stone summon? ”
The Supreme Divine Stone thought for a bit, then said, ”Raging Flames Divine Dragon, Ice Crystal Phoenix, Nine-headed Hell Hound, Myriad Realm Divine Sword, and so on, these summoning Divine Stones are all … None of them can be summoned! ”
Jiang Feng said happily, ”What a great show!” Divine dragon, phoenix, nine regional dogs … What? What did you say if you can't summon it? Is the situation critical?! ”
As he spoke, Jiang Feng rolled like a lazy donkey and dodged the attack of Wang Fang Sabi's dog. His entire body was in a sorry state.
”I just woke up not too long ago and I'm still not very familiar with my business. Master, don't be angry!” The Supreme God's Stone explained.
”Hey!” I'm going to be bitten to death by a dog, so stop bullshitting me! Forget it, let's just summon out whatever it is! ” Jiang Feng shouted.
”Ding! Master has chosen to use the Summoning God Stone to randomly summon immortal pets. Now, Master can summon them. Please chant an incantation and simultaneously start the dance!”
Following the notification from the Supreme God Stone, a screen of light appeared in front of Jiang Feng.
On the light screen, there were a few incantations and a set of movements.
”Damn, what's with the shameless movement and incomparable incantation that is even more shameful than the eighth set of the national primary school students' broadcast gymnastics?!” Jiang Feng shouted with his eyes wide open.
”Master, this is the system's setting. If you don't want to, you can give up on this summon!” The Paragon God Stone said.
”Give up? If I give up, will I still be alive? ”
Jiang Feng suddenly leapt to his feet as he thought, raising both arms horizontally and shouting, ”Let's begin the eighth set now, pah! Now, let's begin the summoning ceremony for the God Stone. ”
Raising his hands above his head and his left leg, Jiang Feng said, ”Oh, great and wise summoning divine stone. I've encountered some difficulties now, I ask that you bestow upon the divine beast …”
Jiang Feng's left hand drooped down and his right hand rested on his chest as he continued, ”Give me the divine beast to help me pass this trial …”
… ….
”Hahaha!” Hahaha! Brother Fang, this Jiang Feng has really gone silly! Look, he's dancing all right! You are so ashamed of what you read! ” Zhang Yuan looked at Jiang Feng and laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. He had even forgotten to direct the Paralympic Frog.
Wang Fang was also overjoyed, ”Hahaha! Jiang Feng, if we'd known that you were a retarded child, we wouldn't have bullied you like this! ”Do you know that you're ten thousand times more wretched than a weird uncle?!”
… ….
When these words entered his ears, Jiang Feng's face was about to drip with shame.
”F * ck, Wang Fang, Zhang Yuan, just you wait. Wait till I summon the divine beast to show you!”
… ….
Finally, Jiang Feng's incantation and dance were completed.
”Pa!”