Part 19 (1/2)

”Tut, tut! boys are so impatient,” said old Nonesuch with a frown. ”Yes, youngster, good luck, said I. Well, one day, after I had my timber-toe put on, the emperor, who always had thoughts for those of his soldiers who had been wounded, gave notice that he had certain small places at his disposal which he wished to distribute among us crippled ones, in order that we might rest from war. Then all of us set to wondering, 'What can I do? What shall I ask for? What do I like best to do?' My wish was never to leave my own general. He was General Junot”--

”Ah, yes! I know of him,” said the Corsican. ”He married a Corsican girl, Laura Permon, a friend of the Bonaparte children.”

[Ill.u.s.tration: ”_I know not if I know,' said I_.”]

”The same,” old Nonesuch said, with a nod at his comrade. ”Now, I saw that the person who was nearest to my General Junot was his secretary.

One day, when I was at Paris, the emperor, I was told, was to review his troops in the courtyard of the Tuileries; so I dressed myself in my best,--it was a grenadier's uniform,--a comrade wrote on a piece of paper my desire; and, with my paper in my hand, I posted myself near a battalion of lancers. 'The emperor will see me here,' said I. In truth, he did come; he did see me. He came towards me, and, with the look that pierced me through,--ten thousand bullets! as the plough cuts through the ground,--'Are you not an Egyptian, my grenadier?' he asked me. (You know, Corsican, he called all of us Egyptians who had fought with him in Egypt.) 'Yes, my Emperor,' I replied, so glorified to see that he recognized me, that, my faith! my heart swelled and swelled, so that I thought it would crack with pride, and burst my coat open. The emperor took the paper I held out toward him. He read it. 'So, so, my Egyptian!

you wish to be a secretary, eh?'--'Yes, my Emperor,' I answered. 'Do you know how to read and write?' said he. 'Eh? Why! I know not if I know,'

said I. 'What! You do not know if you know?' he repeated. 'Why, no, my Emperor,' said I; 'for, look you! I have never tried; but perhaps I do know.' The emperor pulled my ear, as much as to say, 'Well, here is an odd one!' 'But,' said he, 'to be a secretary one must know how to read and write, comrade.' He called me his comrade, see you--me, who had blackened his shoes at Brienne. I was the emperor's comrade. He had said it. The tears came to my eyes for joy. 'Ah, then, my Emperor, let us say no more about it,' said I. 'But if you would promise to learn,' said he.

'Oh, as for that, my Emperor,' I answered, 'by the faith of an Egyptian of the guard, second division, first battalion! I do not promise it to you.'--'Then ask me something else,' said he. I hesitated. I did not know how to say just what I wished to ask; for it was worth to me very much more than the place of secretary. 'Come, then, comrade; speak quickly,' said the emperor; 'what is it you wish?'--'I wish, my Emperor,' I stammered, 'to press my lips to your hand.'”

”Ho! was that all?” cried the youngster.

”All!” echoed the Nonesuch, turning upon the youngest veteran a look of scorn. ”All! It was more than anything!”

”Well, and what said the emperor?” asked Stephen breathlessly.

”He said nothing,” responded Nonesuch. ”He smiled; then instantly I felt his hand in mine. I wonder I did not die with joy. I kissed his hand.

He grasped mine firmly. 'Thanks, my comrade,' he said. 'My Emperor,' I said, 'I promise you never to learn to read and write.' And I said no more. And that, comrades, is why I never learned.”

”Which hand was it?” asked the youngster with interest.

”This one, thank G.o.d!” cried the veteran. ”The other I lost at Jena. No, I never learned to write; the hand that the emperor had clasped in his should never, I vowed, be dishonored by a pen. I look at this hand with veneration. See! it has been pressed by my emperor. I love it; I honor it. Indeed, at one time I thought of cutting it off,--that was before Jena,--and putting it in a frame, that I might have it always before my eyes. But my General Junot, to whom I told my plan, said that then it would be spoiled forever, and that the only way not to lose sight of it was to let it always hang to my arm; thus, he said, it would always be beside me. That is how you see it still, comrades. To write, to write--bah! It always troubles me,” old Nonesuch continued musingly, as he regarded his precious hand, ”when I see those poor fellows, their noses over a bit of paper, their bodies bent double! Writing is not a man's proper state; it does not agree with his valiant and warlike nature. Talk to me of a charge, of an onset! that is the true vocation; that is why the good G.o.d created the human race.

One--two--three--shoulder arms! that is clear; that is easily understood. But to study a dozen letters; to remember which is _b_ and which is _o,_ and that _b_ and _o_ make _bo_! that is not meant for the head. I prefer to read a battle with my musket and my sword. Pif! paf!

pouf! that is the way I read. And now that I can read no more, I have but one pleasure,--to tell of my battles. Is not that better than your 'Thousand and One Nights,' youngster?”

”You have, indeed, much to tell, old Nonesuch,” replied the youngster guardedly, ”and you have, indeed, seen much.”

”Ah, have I not, though!” old Nonesuch responded. ”Do you not remember, Corsican, in the third year of the republic, as our government was then called, how the word came: 'The English are in Toulon! Soldiers of France, you must dislodge them!'?”

”Ah, do I not, old Nonesuch! I was a conscript then,” replied the Corsican.

”So, too, was I,” said the old veteran. ”We marched to Toulon. The next day there was an action. I ate a kind of small pills I had never tasted at Paris. The English and the French kept up a conversation with these sugar-plums. Our dialogue went on for days. They would toss their sugar-plums into the town; we would throw these plums back to them, especially into one bonbon box. You remember that box--that fort, Corsican, do you not?”

”What, the Little Gibraltar?” queried the Corsican.

”The same,” replied old Nonesuch, ”for so the English called it. But they had to give it up. We filled the Little Gibraltar so full of our sugar-plums that the English had to get out. Then it was that I saw a thin little captain at the guns. I knew him at once. It was Bonaparte of Brienne school. This is what he did. An artillery man was killed while charging his piece. I do not know how many had been cut off at that same gun. It was warm--it was hot there, I can tell you! No one wished to approach it. Then my little captain--my Bonaparte of Brienne--dashed at the gun. He loaded it; he was not killed. Oh, what a pleasure-party that was! There he met two other tough ones like himself,--Duroc and Junot.

Ah, that Junot! He became my general later. He was a cool joker.

Napoleon wished some one to write for him. He asked for a corporal or a sergeant who could write and stand fire at the same time. Sergeant Junot came to him. 'Write!' said Napoleon. And as Junot wrote, look you a cannon-ball ploughed the earth at his feet, and scattered the dirt over his paper. 'Good!' cried this Junot, never looking up from his paper. 'I needed sand to blot my ink.' That made Napoleon his friend forever. Then those in power at Paris took offence at something Napoleon did. They called him back to Paris. He was disgraced. But he had courage, had my Napoleon. He cared nothing for those stupid ones at Paris. 'I will make them see,' said he, 'that I am master.' He took post for Paris.

Everything was wrong there. Every one was hungry. They fought for bread, as horses when there is no hay in the rack. Then, crack! Napoleon came.

In two moves he had established order. Then who so great as he? He was made general. He was sent to Italy. He fought at Lodi. You remember Lodi, Corsican?”

”Ha! the fight on the bridge; do I not, though!” the Corsican answered excitedly. ”It was there he led everything; it was there he conquered everything; it was there he sighted the cannon against the Austrians; it was there he led us straight across the bridge; it was there we cheered for him, and called him the 'Little Corporal!'”

”Eh, was it not! Cheer for the Little Corporal, comrades!” cried old Nonesuch, swinging his hat; and all the veterans sprang up, and stamped and shouted: ”Long live the Little Corporal!”

”As he has!” said old Nonesuch. ”See you, Corsican! what said I? The emperor lives, I tell you!”