Part 3 (1/2)

The treasure was simply a genealogy of the Bretauds with authentic doc.u.ments to support it. As soon as the papers had been spread out under the lamplight, and set in order, the work would begin. The point was to discover what catastrophes would have to occur in the Bretaud family before the millions could fall into Aunt Rosalie's purse. A considerable number of combinations were conceivable, and it was to the examination of them all that Aunt Rosalie and Victorine devoted their nightly labour. A quant.i.ty of sheets of white paper covered with pencil scribbling showed incredible entanglements of calculation and rudimentary arithmetical systems.

”Well, now, how far had we got?” said Aunt Rosalie.

”We had ended with the death of your grand niece Eulalie, Miss,” said Victorine.

”Ah, yes, the dear child. The fact is, that if she were to die it would help greatly. There are still two cousins left who would have claims prior to mine, it is true. But they have very poor health in that branch of the family.”

”I heard the other day that there was an epidemic of scarlet fever in their neighbourhood.”

”Ah! Ah!”

”And then they go to Paris so often. A railway accident might so easily happen.”

”Ah, yes! It is a matter of a minute----”

And they would continue in that tone for a good hour, warming up to it, comparing the advantages between the demise of this one and that one.

As soon as a Bretaud received a hypothetical inheritance from some relative, he was set down on Victorine's slip of paper as deceased.

Presently there was strewn around these gentle maniacs on the subject of inheritance a very hecatomb of Bretauds, such as the eruption of Vesuvius which blotted out Pompeii would not more than have sufficed to bring about. Herself on the edge of the grave, this septuagenarian built up her future on the dead bodies of children, youths, men and women in the flower of life, whom she theoretically ma.s.sacred nightly, with a quiet conscience, before going to sleep, she who would not willingly have hurt the smallest fly!

When Aunt Rosalie's table had a.s.sumed the aspect of a vast cemetery, they began their reckonings. If only eleven people were to die in a certain order, Aunt Rosalie would get so and so much. If fourteen, she would acquire another and fatter sum. Change the order, and there would be a new combination. They a.s.sessed fortunes, and if they did not agree in their valuations, they split the difference. But whatever happened, the discussion always ended by Aunt Rosalie receiving an enormous inheritance. Be it noted that whenever a real death or birth took place, the combinations were disturbed, the game had to be commenced all over on a new basis. This afforded fresh pleasure.

But the supreme joy lay in the distribution of the heritage. Neither Aunt Rosalie nor Victorine had any use for their treasures. Without personal needs, the harmless yet implacable dreamers experienced before the fantastic riches fallen to them from Heaven the delightful embarra.s.sment of human creatures provided with the chance to be a s.h.i.+ning example of all the virtues at very small cost to themselves.

Victorine had never cared to receive her wages, and did not dream of claiming them, living as she did in the constant vision of barrelfuls of gold. Set down in the will for 50,000 francs, no more, she was only too happy to partic.i.p.ate royally in her mistress's generosities.

Two account books were ready at hand. One for the distribution of legacies, and the other for ”investments.” Both presented an inextricable tangle of figures scratched out, rewritten, and then again scratched out for fresh modifications.

”Yesterday,” said Rosalie, ”we gave 100,000 francs to the hospital at La Roche-sur-Yon. That is a great deal.”

”Not enough, Miss,” took up Victorine. ”I meant to speak of it; 100,000 for the sick! What can they do with that?”

”Perhaps you are right. Let us say 150,000.”

”No, Miss, 200,000.”

”Very well, say 200,000. I do not wish to distress you for so little.”

”And the Church?”

”Ah, yes, the Church----”

”You cannot refuse to give G.o.d His share, Miss, after He has given you so much!”

”Quite true. Next week I shall add something in my will.”

And for an hour the discussion would continue in this tone. The results were duly consigned to the secret account book, and then would follow the question of investments.

”Monsieur Loiseau tells me that the Western Railway shares have dropped.