Part 16 (2/2)
_THE VATICAN FAMILY_
Making an effort with himself, he threw off this painful idea, and turning to Preciozi, asked:
”So you believe that I might have made a nice career in the Church?”
”You! I certainly do think so!” exclaimed Preciozi. ”With a cardinal for uncle, _che carriera_ you could have made!”
”But are there enough different jobs in the Church?”
”From the Pope to the canons and the Papal Guards, you ought to see all the hierarchies we have at the Vatican. First the Pope, then the Cardinals in bishop's orders, next, the Cardinals in priest's orders, then the Cardinal's in deacon's orders, the Secretaries, the _compisteria_ of the Holy College of Cardinals, the Patriarchs, Archbishops, Bishops, and the Pontifical Family.”
”Whose family is that? The Pope's?”
”No; it is called that, as who should say, the General Staff of the Vatican. It is made up of the Palatine Cardinals, the Palatine Prelates, the Partic.i.p.ating Privy Chamberlains, the Archbishops and Bishops a.s.sisting the Pontifical throne, the Domestic Prelates, who form the College of Apostolic Prothonotaries, the Pontifical Masters of Ceremonies, the Princes a.s.sisting the Throne, the Privy Partic.i.p.ating Cape-and-Sword Chamberlains, the Privy Numbered Cape-and-Sword Chamberlains....”
”Cape-and-Sword! Didn't I tell you that that poor Christ plays a sorry part on the facade of Saint Peter's?” exclaimed Caesar.
”Why, man?”
”Because all this stuff about capes and swords doesn't seem very fitting for the soul of a Christian. Unless, of course, the knights of the sword and cape do not use the sword to wound and the cape for a s.h.i.+eld, but only wield the sword of Faith and the cape of Charity.... And haven't you any gentlemen of Bed-and-Board, as they have at the Spanish Court?”
”No.”
”That's a pity. It is so expressive,... bed and board. Bed and board, cape and sword. Who wouldn't be satisfied? One must admit that there is n.o.body equal to the Church, and next to her a monarchy, when it comes to inventing pretty things. That is why it is said, and very well said, that there is no salvation outside of the Church.”
”You are a pagan.”
”And I believe you are one, too.”
”_Macche_!”
”What comes after all those Privy Cape-and-Sword Chamberlains, my dear Abbe?”
”Next, there is the Pontifical n.o.ble Guard, the Swiss Papal Guard, the Palatine Guard of Honour, the Corps of Papal Gendarmes, the Privy Chaplains, the Privy Clerics, the suite of His Holiness. Next come the members of the Palatine Administration, the Congregations, and more Secretaries.”
”And do the Cardinals live well?”
”Yes.”
”How much do they make?”
”They get twenty thousand lire fixed salary, besides extras.”
”But that is very little!”
”Certainly! It used to be much more, at the time of the Papal States.
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