Chapter 446 (1/2)
At the end of the two classes, the atmosphere was very warm. At the beginning of the class, everyone still covered up. They were afraid to speak out. They planted money on their heads and said that they must be their own feelings. Xia Yu deliberately let a few bold speeches, which immediately aroused everyone's enthusiasm.
Some students even directly say that they like a certain classmate, but do not say the name, only say why they like her, that she is not only sweet, but also kind-hearted and helpful, so that everyone began to guess.
Morning Peng is very interested in listening to others, but also very bad, often random guess, said that you like is not so and so ah, make some people blush, some people happy.
Xia Yu asked him with a smile, ”you Chen Peng, why do you like someone?”
Chen Peng likes Li Wenqi. He knows that Liang Siwei also knows it. So he immediately follows the coax. Hu Wei says with a smile, ”Chen Peng, you'd better answer whether you like a man or a woman first.”
Immediately the whole class burst into laughter.
The two classes were all in English. The more they spoke, the more they became, the more they became their mother tongue. As for Xia Yu, who had achieved his goal, he let them play freely and no longer interfere. Except for a few very unorthodox and stubborn gang of four, others participated.
After class, Xia Yu immediately took the prepared equipment, left the school, took the bus to the subway station, ready to find the toilet to change the beggar's clothes. As soon as he got off the subway, he found that several ”colleagues” had already occupied an advantageous position. He came to have a look. Two people, an old man, were as thin as wood, and their hair had formed into pieces, and the other was a student He knelt down and hung his head. He wrote with chalk on the ground. He probably had his wallet stolen and asked for a meal.
Xia Yu saw that there were a little more bowls in front of the old man, so if he realized something, he suddenly went to the old beggar and said, ”uncle, can you sell me your equipment? I'll give you a hundred dollars. ”
The old beggar looked at Xia Yu in surprise, narrowed his eyes and said, ”young man, what do you say?” The voice was very hoarse.
Xia Yu pointed to the broken hat beside him and said with a smile, ”this hat, I'll give you 100 yuan, and then you give me this place, OK? You go to another place to beg, and the money is yours. ”
The old beggar disdained: ”I am here for an hour may not stop this number, you that little money, or keep yourself.”
Xia Yu:
I x, no wonder that the beggars' sect is going to rise now. It seems that it is really true. It is so arrogant to catch any one.
Xia Yu had no choice but to go to the toilet and change his equipment. He came out with a set of tattered linen clothes. Although he was deliberately stained, he still had no way to compare with the old beggar. The most important thing was that his hair didn't look like anything, and his hat was even more nondescript.
Finally, he put on his hat and sat down opposite the old beggar and put a broken bowl on the ground. However, more than ten minutes later, people came and went in a hurry and didn't look at him at all. However, the old beggar already had tens of yuan in income. It seems that what he just said is true.
Xia Yu was still thinking about how to change his strategy. The old beggar suddenly came over and squatted beside him and whispered to him, ”little brother, new comer? This piece of land is in the charge of tiger brother. If you didn't report there, you would have to spit out bile when you were beaten. Don't say I didn't tell you first. ”
Xia Yu said with a smile, ”thank you, I know.”
The old beggar shook his head, and when he stood up and left, he gave him a free sentence: ”shrink a little, there is no dedication at all...”
Xia Yu:
Xia Yu has just looked in the mirror. His face has been smeared with some dirty things. His hair is still so upright. He looks too energetic. He has to find a way.
He thought for a while, tore his linen clothes, pulled off a cloth bag and put it on his head. He felt that it was good. Then he hunched down and squatted there. However, after an hour, he could not get a cent. He watched the old beggar opposite him pick up a stack of change notes and put them into his pocket. Even the kneeling student got more than ten yuan. He could not help but feel secretly Coke.
It seems that every line has its own way, not to take it for granted. If you put a broken bowl in front of you and pretend to be a poor grandson, there will be a steady stream of good people who do good deeds every day, and people all over the world will apply to join the beggars' sect.
There was not much time. At this time, the most needed thing was to be calm. Xia Yu quickly adjusted his thinking. He decided to change his tactics.
It's better to learn from that student to write some poor things on the ground, how cruel how to come. He thought about it for a moment and began to write on the ground: his mother died at one year old, his father died at two years old, he became a monk at five years old, he was driven out of Shaolin Temple at the age of six, and he was put into the nunnery next door. When he was seven years old, he was shut up by a nun in the nunnery in the nunnery. When he was eight years old, he was shut up for watching the little girl's bath for eighteen years. He could only beg for a living Money for a meal.
It must be a very good idea. Just at the beginning of writing, some people began to pay attention to it. Some people even stopped to watch and heard someone say in a low voice: ”I was turned by a nun at the age of seven. How pathetic...” As soon as he was satisfied, he wrote it again in English.At this time, there were a lot of onlookers. Xia Yu was itching and waiting for someone to lose money. As a result, a little girl asked, ”according to what you wrote, you should be an illiterate. How can your handwriting look so good, and college graduates are not as good as you?”
Xia Yu was surprised. He forgot about this incident. He just wanted to make a fool of himself. Another person said: ”I can speak English. I can read more. I've been studying in vain in recent years. I'm not a prisoner of reform through labor...”
Xia Yu said with a strong smile: ”this is actually for a reason...”
An uncle interrupted, ”what's the matter with eight years old? What's more, it's just a peek. It doesn't have to be sentenced to 18 years? I'm the chief lawyer of forked law firm. If you ask me to help you with this lawsuit, I promise I can turn black and white into a girl who molested your pure eyes with her body. How about it? Do you want to overturn the case? I can help you, oh, for the sake of fate, as long as you get 20% off. ”
”Grey dish” Xia Yu pointed to the sky, but no one bird him. He remembered that this was the passage, and he could not see the sky. He immediately changed his words, ”a lot of money”
as a result, everyone looked up.
Xia Yu secretly scolds, son of a bitch, UFO is impossible, money is possible? A group of stupid people who were open to money at the same time went over and kicked the lawyer away. When they looked back, he said with a smile: ”I think money is crazy. I have hallucinations. Can you do me a favor and reward me?”
”Cut” everyone compared a middle finger, Hula all left.
The old beggar and the students on the opposite side almost rolled with laughter.
Xia Yu was so ashamed and angry that he quickly wiped off the things he had just written. Suddenly, a heavy rain poured down outside. Many people were forced to come back. The flow of people and the density of people suddenly increased. Xia Yu suddenly had an idea. He could not pretend to be pathetic. I have a craft.
Isn't water control free now? It doesn't have to be in vain. Mental power doesn't matter.
He stood up with no face or skin and yelled: ”take a look and have a look. The magic here is really wonderful. As long as you can see through my magic, you can immediately pay 1000 yuan. If you think it's OK, please support more and hold the money market.”
A passing man was probably in a bad mood because of the heavy rain. After listening to Xia Yu's yelling, he scolded: ”don't yell, it's annoying. You and he * * have 1000 yuan to pay back, squat here and talk nonsense”
Xia Yu shook his head and said, ”no bullshit, no bullshit, all the eggs are on you, which shows my incomparable confidence. If you don't believe you, there is still a little left in the bottle Give it to me
The man black face said a neuropathy, go to the side.
Xia Yu shook his head and said with a smile: ”it's a pity that he is a coward without eggs. He doesn't dare to lend a bottle of water to people.”
The man was furious and said, ”is NIMA's beggars rude? ”I want water for you.” then he smashed the mineral water bottle into Xia Yu's head.
Xia Yu Qu pointed to a bullet, the mineral water bottle was shot in the air, Xia Yu did not look up, but looked at the man who was slightly stunned and said with a smile: ”thank you very much.”
At this time, a number of people nearby looked at him. The man felt embarrassed and even more angry. He was about to start scolding. The bottle of water fell down. Xia Yu stretched out his hand and made a knife flat on his chest. He cut off the part of the bottle which came down from the mouth of the bottle, and the water in it immediately spilled out.