Part 6 (1/2)

”Blow Milton. Take yourself off--you and your Epics.”

Denzil went. The pock-marked person opened the street door for him.

”When am I to have that new dress, dear?” she whispered coquettishly.

”I have no money, Jane,” he said shortly.

”You have a sovereign.”

Denzil gave her the sovereign, and slammed the door viciously. Grodman overheard their whispers, and laughed silently. His hearing was acute.

Jane had first introduced Denzil to his acquaintance about two years ago, when he spoke of getting an amanuensis, and the poet had been doing odd jobs for him ever since. Grodman argued that Jane had her reasons.

Without knowing them he got a hold over both. There was no one, he felt, he could not get a hold over. All men--and women--have something to conceal, and you have only to pretend to know what it is. Thus Grodman, who was nothing if not scientific.

Denzil Cantercot shambled home thoughtfully, and abstractedly took his place at the Crowl dinner-table.

CHAPTER VI.

Mrs. Crowl surveyed Denzil Cantercot so stonily and cut him his beef so savagely that he said grace when the dinner was over. Peter fed his metaphysical genius on tomatoes. He was tolerant enough to allow his family to follow their Fads; but no savory smells ever tempted him to be false to his vegetable loves. Besides, meat might have reminded him too much of his work. There is nothing like leather, but Bow beefsteaks occasionally come very near it.

After dinner Denzil usually indulged in poetic reverie. But to-day he did not take his nap. He went out at once to ”raise the wind.” But there was a dead calm everywhere. In vain he asked for an advance at the office of the ”Mile End Mirror,” to which he contributed scathing leaderettes about vestrymen. In vain he trudged to the city and offered to write the ”Ham and Eggs Gazette” an essay on the modern methods of bacon-curing. Denzil knew a great deal about the breeding and slaughtering of pigs, smoke-lofts and drying processes, having for years dictated the policy of the ”New Pork Herald” in these momentous matters.

Denzil also knew a great deal about many other esoteric matters, including weaving machines, the manufacture of cabbage leaves and snuff, and the inner economy of drain-pipes. He had written for the trade papers since boyhood. But there is great compet.i.tion on these papers. So many men of literary gifts know all about the intricate technicalities of manufactures and markets, and are eager to set the trade right.

Grodman perhaps hardly allowed sufficiently for the step backward that Denzil made when he devoted his whole time for months to ”Criminals I Have Caught.” It was as damaging as a debauch. For when your rivals are pus.h.i.+ng forward, to stand still is to go back.

In despair Denzil shambled toilsomely to Bethnal Green. He paused before the window of a little tobacconist's shop, wherein was displayed a placard announcing

”PLOTS FOR SALE.”

The announcement went on to state that a large stock of plots was to be obtained on the premises--embracing sensational plots, humorous plots, love plots, religious plots, and poetic plots; also complete ma.n.u.scripts, original novels, poems and tales. Apply within.

It was a very dirty-looking shop, with begrimed bricks and blackened woodwork. The window contained some musty old books, an a.s.sortment of pipes and tobacco, and a large number of the vilest daubs unhung, painted in oil on Academy boards, and unframed. These were intended for landscapes, as you could tell from the t.i.tles. The most expensive was ”Chingford Church,” and it was marked 1s. 9d. The others ran from 6d. to 1s. 3d., and were mostly representations of Scotch scenery--a loch with mountains in the background, with solid reflections in the water and a tree in the foreground. Sometimes the tree would be in the background.

Then the loch would be in the foreground. Sky and water were intensely blue in all. The name of the collection was ”Original oil paintings done by hand.” Dust lay thick upon everything, as if carefully shoveled on; and the proprietor looked as if he slept in his shop window at night without taking his clothes off. He was a gaunt man with a red nose, long but scanty black locks covered by a smoking cap, and a luxuriant black mustache. He smoked a long clay pipe, and had the air of a broken-down operatic villain.

”Ah, good afternoon, Mr. Cantercot,” he said, rubbing his hands, half from cold, half from usage; ”what have you brought me?”

”Nothing,” said Denzil, ”but if you will lend me a sovereign I'll do you a stunner.”

The operatic villain shook his locks, his eyes full of pawky cunning.

”If you did it after that it would be a stunner.”

What the operatic villain did with these plots, and who bought them, Cantercot never knew nor cared to know. Brains are cheap to-day, and Denzil was glad enough to find a customer.

”Surely you've known me long enough to trust me,” he cried.

”Trust is dead,” said the operatic villain, puffing away.

”So is Queen Anne,” cried the irritated poet. His eyes took a dangerous hunted look. Money he must have. But the operatic villain was inflexible. No plot, no supper.