Part 1 (2/2)
_Time, evening. MAN is reading a story in a current magazine to the GIRL he is calling upon._
MAN. ”Are you interested in this?”
GIRL. ”Certainly, but I can think of other things too, can't I?”
MAN. ”That depends on the 'other things.' What are they?”
GIRL. (_Calmly._) ”I was just thinking that you are an extremely handsome man, but of course you know that.”
MAN. (_Crimsoning to his temples._) ”You flatter me!” (_Resumes reading._)
Girl. (_Awaits developments._)
MAN. (_After a little._) ”I didn't know you thought I was good-looking.”
GIRL. (_Demurely._) ”Didn't you?”
MAN. (_Clears his throat and continues the story._)
MAN. (_After a few minutes._) ”Did you ever hear anybody else say that?”
GIRL. ”Say what?”
MAN. ”Why, that I was--that I was--well, good-looking, you know?”
GIRL. ”Oh, yes! Lots of people!”
MAN. (_After reading half a page._) ”I don't think this is so very interesting, do you?”
GIRL. ”No, it isn't. It doesn't carry out the promise of its beginning.”
MAN. (_Closes magazine and wanders aimlessly toward the mirror in the mantel._)
MAN. ”Which way do you like my hair; this way, or parted in the middle?”
GIRL. ”I don't know--this way, I guess. I've never seen it parted in the middle.”
MAN. (_Taking out pocket comb and rapidly parting his hair in the middle._) ”There! Which way do you like it?”
GIRL. (_Judicially._) ”I don't know. It's really a very hard question to decide.”
MAN. (_Reminiscently._) ”I've gone off my looks a good deal lately. I used to be a lot better looking than I am now.”
GIRL. (_Softly._) ”I'm glad I didn't know you then.”
MAN. (_In apparent astonishment._) ”Why?”
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