Part 13 (1/2)
The German boat was quite close to them now. The deck was filled with men, all of them evidently in great good humour with themselves and Fate because of the terrible havoc they had played with the poor _Hirondelle de Mer_, who was now at her last gasp, the waves was.h.i.+ng over her upper decks.
”_Wei gehts?_” shouted Jim, raising himself up far in the water and wigwagging violently at the death dealing vessel.
It was only a short time before the efficient crew had Kent and Jim on board, in dry clothes and before an officer. The fact that they were Americans was beyond dispute, but their business on the other side was evidently taken with a grain of salt by the very keen looking, alert young man who questioned them in excellent English.
Jim was quite glib with his book agent tale. He got off a line of talk about the alb.u.ms that almost convulsed Kent.
”Why were you going to Paris to sell such things? Would a country at war be a good field for such an industry?”
”But the country will not be at war long. We expect the Germans to have conquered in a short time, and then they will want many alb.u.ms for the snapshots they have taken during the campaign. I have been sent as an especial favor by my company, who wish to honor me. I hate to think of all my beautiful books being sunk in the _Hirondelle_.” Jim looked so sad and depressed that the young officer offered him a mug of beer and urged him to try the Bologna sausage that was among the viands waiting for them.
Kent's reason for going to Paris was received with open doubt. It was very amusing in a way that they should be completely taken in by Jim's ingenuous tale of alb.u.ms while Kent, telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, should be doubted.
”Going to Paris to bring home a young lady? Is she your sister?”
”No, she is a friend of my sister,” answered Kent, feeling very much as though he were saying a lesson.
”Do you know Paris?”
”Yes, I studied architecture at the Beaux Arts last winter.”
”Ah, then your sympathies are with France!”
”I am an American and my nation is remaining neutral on the war.”
”Yes, your nation but not the individuals! What were your intentions after finding the young lady?”
”To take her back to United States as fast as we could go.”
”Well, well! I am afraid the young lady will have to content herself in Paris for some weeks yet, as we are bound for other ports now. Make yourselves at home,” and with a salute the officer left them to the welcome meal which had immediately been furnished them after their ducking.
If the Kentuckians had had nothing to do but enjoy life on that submarine, no doubt they could have done it. They were treated most courteously by officers and men. The food was plentiful and wholesome, the life was interesting and conversation with the sailors most instructive, but Jim was eager to strike that blow against Prussia and it was extremely irksome to him to have to keep up the farce of being a book agent. Kent was more and more uneasy about Judy, realizing, from the sample of Germans he now came in contact with, that ruthlessness was the keynote of their character. They were fighting to win, and win they would or die in the attempt; by fair means or foul, they meant to conquer the whole world who did not side with them.
”Gee, if I don't believe they can do it,” sighed Jim, as he and his friend were having one of their rare tete-a-tetes. ”They have such belief in their powers.”
”Yes, they seem much more stable, somehow, than the French. Did you ever imagine anything like the clockwork precision with which this monster is run?”
”When do you reckon we will get off of her? We have been on a week now and I see no signs of landing us. I am always asking that human question mark, Captain von Husser, what he is going to do with us, and he just smiles until his moustache ends stick into his eyes, and looks wise. I feel like Hansel and Gretel and think maybe they are fattening us to eat later on. I am getting terribly flabby and fat,” and Jim felt his muscles and patted his stomach with disapproval.
”I'd certainly like to know where we are. You notice they never tell us a thing, and since we are allowed only in the cabin and on a certain part of the deck, we never have a chance at the chart. I wish they would let us bunk alone and not have that fat head in with us. This is the first time they have let us talk together since we got hauled in, and I bet some one is to blame for this.”
Kent had hardly spoken before a flushed lieutenant came hurriedly up and with ill-concealed perturbation entered into conversation with them.
”Gee whiz!” thought Kent. ”I wish Jim Castleman and I knew some kind of a language that these butchers did not know. But the trouble is they are so terribly well educated they know all we know and three times as much besides.” Suddenly there flashed into his mind a childish habit the Browns used to have of speaking in a gibberish called Tutno. ”I wonder if Jim knows it! I've a great mind to try him.” Putting his hand on his friend's arm, he said quite solemnly: ”Jug i mum, sank a nun tut, yack o u, tut a lul kuk, Tutno.”
”Sus u rur e!” exclaimed Jim, delightedly.
The lieutenant looked quite startled, wigwagged to a brother officer who was pa.s.sing and spoke hurriedly to him in German. As German was worse than Greek to Kent and Jim (they had studied some Greek at school but knew no German) they did not know for sure what they were saying, but from the evident excitement of the two officers they gathered they had quite upset the calculations of their under-sea hosts.