Chapter 497 - Where Are the Zombie Gentlemen? (2/2)

“Master, you don’t plan on coming in to sleep?” The little water ball’s soft voice rang out.

“No need.” Qiao Mu built a bonfire and poked at the flames with a dead branch. “We haven’t seen even one zombie after journeying for so many days. I feel like we’ll encounter a few tonight.”

The sapling: …

So Master’s itching to fight?

“You both can rest.” Qiao Mu leaped onto a tree and found a thicker branch to rest on before adjusting her position.

Unfortunately, though, the zombie gentlemen that she had been expecting the entire night didn’t appear at all.

One night pa.s.sed by tranquilly. It wasn’t until dawn broke that she woke up from a ruckus beneath the tree branches.

“A bunch of trash. You don’t even know how to carry a palanquin?” The sound of whipping mixed in with piercing screams startled Qiao Mu from her sound sleep, and she creased her brows as she opened her eyes.

As expected, when she looked down the tree, she saw a crimson palanquin being carried over while staggering from side to side.

The four scrawny men that were carrying the palanquin would occasionally stagger to the left, and then occasionally stagger to the right. A white and plump hand reached out from behind the palanquin’s curtain and was continuously thras.h.i.+ng the porters with its whip. “Useless fellows! Stop stop stop stop, stop right now!”

The palanquin’s door was kicked open, and a woman jumped out of it. The scene that entered Qiao Mu’s eyes left her inwardly speechless.

She had a bulky waistline that was twice the size of a bucket, complimented by a face that looked like a white mantou that had undergone fermentation.

This woman probably weighed more than all four porters added together…

It would only be freaky if they were able to carry her!

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