Part 17 (2/2)
As the speaker turned, the light of the oil lantern hanging upon the wall struck him full in the face; Roberto and Manuel stared at him in amazement. He was a yellow, shrivelled specimen; he had an absurd nose, as if it had been wrenched from its roots and replaced by a round little ball of meat. It seemed that he looked at the same time with his eyes and with the two little nasal orifices. He was clean-shaven, dressed pretty decently, and wore a round woollen cap with a green visor.
He listened grumpily to what Roberto had to say; then he lighted a cigar and flung the match far away. Doubtless because of the exiguity of his organ, he found it necessary to stop the windows of his nose with his fingers in order to smoke.
Roberto thought at first that the man had not understood his question, and he repeated it twice. Tabuenca gave no heed; but all at once, seized with the utmost indignation, he s.n.a.t.c.hed the cigar furiously from his mouth and began to blaspheme in a whining, gull-like voice, shrieking that he couldn't make out why folks pestered him with matters that didn't concern him a particle.
”Don't shout so,” said Roberto, provoked by this rumpus. ”They'll imagine that we've come here to a.s.sa.s.sinate you, at the very least.”
”I shout because I please to.”
”All right, man; shout away to your heart's content.”
”Don't you talk to me like that or I'll push in your face,” yelled Tabuenca.
”_You'll_ push in _my_ face?” retorted Roberto, laughing; then, turning to Manuel, he added, ”These noseless fellows get on my nerves and I'm going to let this flat-nose have it.”
Tabuenca, his mind made up, withdrew and returned in a short while with a rapier-cane, which he unsheathed; Roberto looked in every direction for something with which he might defend himself, and found a carter's stick; Tabuenca aimed a thrust at Roberto, who parried it with the stick; then another thrust, and Roberto, as again he parried it, smashed the lantern at the entrance, leaving the scene in darkness. Roberto began to strike out right and left and he must have landed once upon some delicate part of Tabuenca's anatomy, for the man began to shout in horrible tones:
”a.s.sa.s.sins! Murder!”
At this, several persons came running into the zaguan, among them a stout mule-driver with an oil-lamp in his hand.
”What's the trouble?” he asked.
”These murderers are after my life,” bellowed Tabuenca.
”Not a bit of it,” replied Roberto in a calm voice. ”The fact is, we came here to ask this fellow a civil question, and without any reason at all he began to yell and insult me.”
”I'll smash your face for you!” interjected Tabuenca.
”Well suppose you try it, and don't stand there talking all day about it!” Roberto taunted,
”Rascal! Coward!”
”It's you who are the coward. You've got as little guts as you have nose.”
Tabuenca spat out a series of insults and blasphemies, and turning around, left the place.
”And who's going to pay me for this broken lantern?” asked the mule-driver.
”How much is it worth?” asked Roberto.
”Three pesetas.”
”Here they are.”
”That Tabuenca is a loud-mouthed imbecile,” said the mule-driver as he took the money. ”And what was it you gentlemen wished?”
”I wanted to ask about a woman that lived here some years ago; she was an acrobat.”
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