Part 21 (2/2)

”Thomas Appleton?” he cried aloud. ”No, no, my name's Will Pinkethman!” Then, addressing himself to the gallery, he said: ”Hark ye, friends; you know my name up there, don't you?” ”Yes, Master Pinkey,” was the answer, ”we know your name well enough.” The house was now in an uproar. At first the audience enjoyed the folly of Pinkethman, and the distressed air of Wilks; but soon the joke grew tiresome, and hisses became distinctly audible. By a.s.suming as melancholy an expression as he could, and exclaiming with a strong nasal tw.a.n.g: ”Odds, I fear I'm wrong,” Pinkethman was enabled to restore the good-humour of his patrons. It would seem that on other occasions he was compelled to make some similar apology for his misdemeanours. ”I have often thought,” Cibber writes, ”that a good deal of the favour he met with was owing to this seeming humble way of waiving all pretences to merit, but what the town would please to allow him.” A satiric poem, called ”The Players,” published in 1733, contains the following reference to Pinkethman:

Quit not your theme to win the gaping rout, Nor aim at Pinkey's leer with ”S'death, I'm out!”

An arch dull rogue, who lets the business cool, To show how nicely he can play the fool, Who with buffoonery his dulness clokes, Deserves a cat-o'-nine-tails for his jokes.

At this time, Pinkethman had been dead some years, and it is explained in a note, that no ”invidious reflection upon his memory” was intended, but merely a caution to others, who, less gifted, should presume to imitate conduct which had not escaped censure even in his case. With all his irregularities, Pinkethman was accounted a serviceable actor, and was often entrusted with characters of real importance, such as Dr. Caius, Feeble, Abel Drugger, Beau Clincher, Humphrey Gubbin, and Jerry Blackacre.

But an actor who outdid even Pinkethman in impertinence of speech was John Edwin, a comedian who enjoyed great popularity late in the last century. A contemporary critic describes him ”as one of those extraordinary productions that would do immortal honour to the sock, if his extravasations of whim could be kept within bounds, and if the comicality of his vein could be restrained by good taste.” Reynolds, the dramatist, relates that on one occasion he was sitting in the front row of the balcony-box at the Haymarket, during the performance of O'Keeffe's farce of ”The Son-in-Law,” Parsons being the Cranky and Edwin the Bowkitt of the night. In the scene of Cranky's refusal to bestow his daughter upon Bowkitt, on the ground of his being such an ugly fellow, Edwin coolly advanced to the foot-lights, and said: ”Ugly! Now I submit, to the decision of an enlightened British public, which is the ugliest fellow of us three; I, old Cranky, or that gentleman in the front row of the balcony-box?” Here he pointed to Reynolds, who hastened to abandon his position. Parsons was exceedingly angry at the interruption, but the audience appear to have tolerated, and even enjoyed the gag. As Reynolds himself leniently writes: ”Many performers before and since the days of Edwin have acquired the power, by private winks, irrelevant buffoonery and dialogue, to make their fellow-players laugh, and thus confound the audience and mar the scene; Edwin, disdaining this confined and distracting system, established a sort of entre-nous-s.h.i.+p (if I may venture to use the expression) with the audience, and made them his confidants; and though wrong in his principle, yet so neatly and skilfully did he execute it, that instead of injuring the business of the stage, he frequently enriched it.”

Edwin seems, indeed, to have been an actor of some genius, notwithstanding his ”extravasations of whim,” and an habitual intemperance, which probably hastened the close of his professional career--for the man was a shameless sot. ”I have often seen him,”

writes Boaden, ”brought to the stage-door, senseless and motionless, lying at the bottom of a coach.” Yet, if he could but be made to a.s.sume his stage-clothes, and pushed towards the lamps, he would rub his eyes for a moment, and then consciousness and extraordinary humour returned to him together, and his acting suffered in no way from the excesses which had overwhelmed him. Eccentricity was his forte, and it was usually found necessary to have characters expressly written for him; but there can be no doubt that he was very highly esteemed by the playgoers of his time, who viewed his loss to the stage as quite irreparable.

But of the comedians it may be said, that they not only ”gag”

themselves, but they are the cause of ”gagging” in others. Their interpolations are regarded as heirlooms in the Thespian family. It is the comic actor's constant plea, when charged with adding to some famous part, that he has only been true to the traditions of previous performers. One of the most notable instances of established gag is the burlesque sermon introduced by Mawworm, in the last scene of ”The Hypocrite.” This was originated by Mathews, who first undertook the part at the Lyceum in 1809, and who designed a caricature of an extravagant preacher of the Whitfield school, known as Daddy Berridge, whose strange discourses at the Tabernacle in the Tottenham Court Road had grievously afflicted the actor in his youth. Mawworm's sermon met with extraordinary success; on some occasions it was even encored, and the comedy has never since been presented without this supreme effort of gag. Liston borrowed the address from Mathews, and gained for it so great an amount of fame, that the real contriver of the interpolation had reason to complain of being deprived of such credit as was due to him in the matter. The sermon is certainly irresistibly comical, and a fair outgrowth of the character of Mawworm; at the same time it must be observed that Mawworm is himself an excrescence upon the comedy, having no existence in Cibber's ”Non-Juror,” upon which ”The Hypocrite” is founded, or in ”Tartuffe,” from whence Cibber derived the subject of his play.

In the same way the additions made by the actors to certain of Sheridan's comedies--such as Moses's redundant iterations of ”I'll take my oath of that!” in ”The School for Scandal,” and Acres's misquotation of Sir Lucius's handwriting: ”To prevent the trouble that might arise from our both undressing the same lady,” in ”The Rivals,”

are gags of such long standing, that they may date almost from the first production of those works. Sheridan himself supervised the rehearsals, and took great pains to perfect the representation; but, with other dramatists, he probably found himself much at the mercy of the players. He even withheld publication of ”The School for Scandal,”

in order to prevent inadequate performance of the comedy; but this precaution was attended with the worst results. The stage long suffered from the variety of defective copies of the work that obtained circulation. The late Mr. John Bernard, the actor, in his amusing ”Retrospections of the Stage,” has confessed that, tempted by an addition of ten s.h.i.+llings a-week to his salary, he undertook to compile, in a week, an edition of ”The School for Scandal” for the Exeter Theatre, upon the express understanding that the ma.n.u.script should be destroyed at the end of the season. Bernard had three parts in his possession, for upon various occasions he had appeared as Sir Peter, as Charles, and as Sir Benjamin. Two members of the Exeter company were acquainted with the speeches of Old Rowley, Lady Teazle, and Mrs. Candour, while actors at a distance, upon his request, sent him by post the parts of Joseph and Sir Oliver. With these materials, a.s.sisted by his general knowledge of the play, obtained from his having appeared many times in authentic versions of it, the compiler prepared a fict.i.tious and piratical edition of ”The School for Scandal,” which fully served the purpose of the manager, and drew good houses for the remainder of the season.

Altogether, while few writers have done so much for the stage as Sheridan, few have met with less reverent treatment at the hands of the actors. ”The Critic” has long been known in the theatre as a ”gag-piece;” that is, a play which the performers consider themselves ent.i.tled to treat with the most merciless licence. In this respect ”The Critic” has followed the fate of an earlier work to which it owes much of its origin--”The Rehearsal,” by the Duke of Buckingham. It is curious how completely Sheridan's own satire has escaped its due application. ”This is always the way at the theatre,” says Puff; ”give these fellows a good thing and they never know when to have done with it.” ”The Critic” is not very often played nowadays; but every occasion of its revival is disfigured by the freedoms and buffoonery of its representatives. Modern costume is usually worn by Mr. Puff and his friends; and the anachronism has its excuse, perhaps, in the fact that the satire of the dramatist is as sound and relevant now as it was in the last century. And some modification of the original text might be reasonably permitted. For instance, the reference by name to the long-since departed actors, King, Dodd, and Palmer, and the once famous scene-painter, Mr. De Loutherbourg, must necessarily now escape the comprehension of a general audience. But the idiotic interpolations, and the gross tomfoolery the actors occasionally permit themselves in the later scenes of the play, should not be tolerated by the audience upon any plea or pretext whatever.

One kind of gag is attributable to failure of memory or deficiency of study on the part of the player. ”I haven't got my words; I must gag it,” is a confession not unfrequently to be overheard in the theatre.

Incledon, the singer, who had been in early life a sailor before the mast, in the royal navy, was notorious for his frequent loss of memory upon the stage. In his time the word ”vamp” seems to have prevailed as the synonym of gag. A contemporary critic writes of him: ”He could never vamp, to use a theatrical technical which implies the subst.i.tution of your own words and ideas when the author's are forgotten. Vamping requires some tact, if not talent; and Incledon's former occupation had imparted to his manners that genuine salt-water simplicity to which the artifices of acting were insurmountable difficulties.” Incledon had, however, a never-failing resource when difficulty of this kind occurred to him, and loss of memory, and therefore of speech, interrupted his performances. He forthwith commenced a verse of one of his most popular ballads! The amazement of his fellow-actors at this proceeding was, on its first adoption, very great indeed. ”The truth is, I forgot my part, sir,” Incledon frankly explained to the perplexed manager, ”and I could not catch the cue. I a.s.sure you, sir, that my agitation was so great, that I was compelled to introduce a verse of 'Black-eyed Susan,' in order to gain time and recover myself.” Long afterwards, when the occupants of the green-room could hear Incledon's exquisite voice upon the stage, they were wont to ask each other, laughingly: ”Is he singing his music, or is he merely recollecting his words?”

That excellent comedian, the late Drinkwater Meadows, used to relate a curious gagging experience of his early life as a strolling player. It was at Warwick, during the race week. He was to play Henry Moreland, in ”The Heir-at-Law,” a part he had never previously performed, and of which, indeed, he knew little or nothing. There was no rehearsal, the company was ”on pleasure bound,” and desired to attend the races with the rest of Warwicks.h.i.+re. No book of the play was obtainable. A study of the prompt-book had been promised; but the prompter was not to be found; he was probably at the races, and his book with him. The representative of Henry Moreland could only consult with the actor who was to play Steadfast--for upon Steadfast's co-operation Moreland's scenes chiefly depend. ”Don't bother about it,” said Steadfast. ”Never mind the book. I'll come down early to the house, and as we're not wanted till the third act we can easily go over our scenes quietly together before we go on. We shall be all right, never fear. It's a race-night; the house will be full and noisy. Little of the play will be heard, and we need not be over and above particular as to the syls”

(syllables).

But Steadfast came down to the theatre very late, instead of early, and troubled with a thickness of speech and an unsteadiness of gait that closely resembled the symptoms of intoxication. ”Sober!” he said, in reply to some insinuation of his comrade, ”I'm sober as a judge.

I've been running to get here in time, and that's agitated me. I shall be all right when I'm on. Take care of yourself, and don't fret about me.”

The curtain was up, and they had to face the foot-lights. Moreland waited for Steadfast to begin. Steadfast was gazing vacantly about him, silent save for irrepressible hiccups. The audience grew impatient, hisses became audible, and an apple or two was hurled upon the stage. Moreland, who had gathered something of the subject of the scene, found it absolutely necessary to say something, and began to gag:

”Well, Steadfast” (_aside to him_, ”Stand still, can't you?”), ”here we are in England, nay, more, in London, its metropolis, where industry flourishes and idleness is punished.” (A pause for thought and reply; with little result.) ”Proud London, what wealth!” (Another pause, and a hiccup from Steadfast.) ”What constant bustle, what activity in thy streets!” (No remark could be extracted from Steadfast. It was necessary to proceed.) ”And now, Steadfast, my inestimable friend, that I may find my father and my Caroline well and happy, is the dearest, the sole aspiration of my heart!” Steadfast stared and staggered, then suddenly exclaiming gutturally, ”Amen!”

reeled from the stage, quickly followed by Henry Moreland, amid the derision and hisses of the spectators. ”Treat you cruelly!” said Steadfast, incoherently in the wings. ”Nothing of the sort. You quite confounded me with your correctness. You told me you didn't know your words, and I'll be hanged if you were not 'letter perfect.' It went off capitally, my dear boy, so now let's go over our next scene.” But the manager deemed it advisable to omit from the play all further reference to Moreland and Steadfast.

To performers who gag either wantonly, or by reason of imperfect recollection of their parts, few things are more distressing than a knowledge that someone among the audience is in possession of a book of the play to be represented. Even the conscientious and thoroughly-prepared actor is apt to be disconcerted when he hears the flutter of leaves being turned over in the theatre, and discovers that his speeches are being followed, line for line and word for word, by critics armed with the author's text. On such occasions his memory is much inclined to play him false, and a sudden nervousness will often mar his best efforts. But, to the gagging player, a sense that his sins and failings are in this way liable to strict note and discovery, is grievously depressing. Some years ago a strolling company visited Andover, and courageously undertook to represent an admired comedy, with which they could boast but the very faintest acquaintance.

Scarcely an actor, indeed, knew a syllable of his part. It was agreed that gag must be the order of the night, and that the performance must be ”got through” anyhow. But the manager, eyeing and counting his house through the usual peephole in the curtain, perceived a gentleman in the boxes holding in his hands a printed copy of the play. The alarm of the company became extreme. A panic afflicted them, and their powers of gag were paralysed. They refused to confront the foot-lights. The audience grew impatient; the fiddlers were weary of repeating their tunes. Still the curtain did not rise. At length the manager presented himself with a doleful apologetic face. ”Owing to an unfortunate accident,” he said, ”the company had left behind them the prompt-book of the play. The performance they had announced could not, therefore, be presented; unless,” and here the speech was especially pointed to the gentleman in the boxes, ”anyone among the audience, by a happy chance, happened to have brought to the theatre a copy of the comedy.” The gentleman rose and said his book was much at the service of the manager, and it was accordingly handed to him. The players forthwith recovered their spirits; exposure of their deficiencies was no longer possible; and the performance pa.s.sed off to the satisfaction of all concerned.

It has been suggested that gag is leniently, and even favourably considered by audiences; and it should be added that dramatists often connive at the interpolations of the theatre. For popular actors characters are prepared in outline, as it were, with full room for the embellishments to be added in representation. ”Only tell me the situations; never mind about the 'cackle,'” an established comedian will observe to his author: ”I'll 'fill it out,'” or ”I shall be able to 'jerk it in,' and make something of the part.” It is to be feared, indeed, that gag has secured a hold upon the stage, such as neither time nor teaching can loosen. More than a century ago, in the epilogue as supplied to Murphy's comedy, Garrick wrote:

Ye actors who act what our writers have writ, Pray stick to your parts and spare your own wit; For when with your own you unbridle your tongue, I'll hold ten to one you are ”all in the wrong!”

But this, with other cautioning of like effect, has availed but little. The really popular actor gains a height above the reach of censure. He has secured a verdict that is scarcely to be impeached or influenced by exceptional criticism. Still it may be worth while to urge upon him the importance of moderation, not so much for his own art's sake--on that head over-indulgence may have made him obdurate--but in regard to his playfellows of inferior standing. He is their exemplar; his sins are their excuses; and the licence of one thus vitiates the general system of representation.

The French stage is far more hedged round with restrictions than is our own, and cultivates histrionic art with more scrupulous care. In its better works gag is not tolerated, although free range is accorded it in productions of the opera bouffe and vaudeville cla.s.s. Here the wildest liberty prevails, and the gagging actor is recognised as exercising his privileges and his wit within lawful bounds. The Parisian theatres may, indeed, be divided into the establishments wherein gag is applauded, and those wherein it is abominated. By way of a concluding note upon the subject, let an authentic story of successful French gag be briefly narrated.

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