Part 10 (1/2)

”I ain't got the first f.u.c.k of an idea. I mean, it's gotta be about the money. But who? s.h.i.+t, don't no one know nothing about it but us, those of us in on it. b.a.s.t.a.r.d's been talking, which is the only thing I can figure.”

”I guess. But, h.e.l.l.”

”That's about right.”

”s.h.i.+t. f.u.c.king b.a.s.t.a.r.d. With Frank taking off last month, you're fresh out of chemists. B.B. isn't going to like that.”

”Yeah, I'm working on it. But I ain't gonna put an ad in the paper.”

”Jim, what the f.u.c.k was b.a.s.t.a.r.d doing over here anyhow?”

”I don't know.” There was something hard in the voice.

”You figure he was boffing that s.k.a.n.k? s.h.i.+t, maybe a couple of years ago, but she was like a f.u.c.king corpse, man, all that crank she was doing. I'd sooner f.u.c.k some old grandma.”

A pause. Then, ”Just shut the f.u.c.k up, and help me with this s.h.i.+t.”

”Uh-oh.” A laugh. ”You weren't dipping your wick with that, were you? I'll tell you what. I got a couple of grandmas I could introduce you to.”

”You want to stand around talking s.h.i.+t all night, or you want to get this done?”

I had been watching through the slat, totally absorbed, as though I were not in a mobile home closet, but in a theater watching the most compelling movie I'd ever seen. I felt strangely calm, outside of myself. And then I didn't feel calm at all. I didn't feel like I was in a theater. I felt hot and cramped and about as terrified as I'd ever felt in my life.

It was because I realized I knew both men. The cop, Jim, was the guy I'd seen at the convenience store, the one who'd given me a hard time about the ginger ale, the same bucktoothed man from the Ford who'd been ha.s.sling me outside the trailer. With the possibility of being arrested for murder, I'd managed to anger the crooked chief of police.

The other guy-I couldn't see him well enough to take a look, but I knew the voice. I was sure I knew the voice. From somewhere. I knew knew that other man. that other man.

I watched as they laid out a sheet of plastic on the floor and then picked up the body of the older woman and rolled her up. The cop grabbed one end, the familiar man the other, and they hauled her out of the house.

We listened to the near silence punctuated only by the occasional grunt or curse and then the thud of something heavy landing on a flatbed. They were back in a few minutes.

”s.h.i.+t,” the cop said. ”The other two are gonna be messy. Wish I brung some gloves or something.”

”f.u.c.k me,” said the familiar-sounding man. ”Someone sure plugged those a.s.sholes. Look at the shots. Neat and clean. Looks like they were executed.”

”Who died and made you a law enforcement official?” the cop asked. ”You been watching too much TV.”

”You sure you didn't hurt your leg?” the other one asked. ”Looks like you're having trouble walking.”

”I told you, I'm fine.” The voice terse, grim.

”I heard you suck in your breath a second ago, too, like you were in pain.”

”Forget it. Jesus.”

They laid out another sheet of plastic and then lifted Karen's body. The cop complained about getting wh.o.r.e brain on his hands, and he wiped it off on his knee while they rolled up the body and hauled it out.

They were panting hard when they returned. ”f.u.c.king b.a.s.t.a.r.d,” the cop said. He kicked the body, not too hard. Then he kicked him again. It sounded like someone kicking a sandbag. ”I don't know what the f.u.c.k he did, or who shot his sorry a.s.s, but I figure he deserved it.”

”Yeah, well,” the other one responded. Then a pause. ”You think whoever did this got the money?”

”You know, I never even thought of that, you dumb s.h.i.+t.” He let out a derisive snort. ”You think I give a s.h.i.+t about them being dead? It's the money. I've already looked through here and been over to his place. Tore it up, but I couldn't find jack. Not even any sign of what he was up to.”

”You still think he had something going on the side?” he asked. He then turned away from me, and I couldn't quite hear what he said next, but I was sure it contained the word Oldham. Oldham.

”Had to have been something,” the cop said. ”I know how much he made, and he had way too much cash, getting his wallet all fat. I just can't figure he made that that much money doing that bulls.h.i.+t. But I figure he meant to rip me off, disappear with the money. And since I looked everywhere else, I have to figure he was hiding it in the waste lagoon.” much money doing that bulls.h.i.+t. But I figure he meant to rip me off, disappear with the money. And since I looked everywhere else, I have to figure he was hiding it in the waste lagoon.”

”You can't be serious,” the other man said. ”You've got to be dry-humping me. How in h.e.l.l are we going to find it there?”

”I don't know. There must be a way to drain it or drag it or something. Jesus. I sure wish we didn't have to haul this dead a.s.shole. He don't even deserve to be dumped by me.”

”Let's just do it,” the other man said. ”No room for blanking out here.”

And it must have been the term blanking out, blanking out, because I suddenly recognized the second man. It was the Gambler. The Gambler, who ran the door-to-door Champion Encyclopedia operation for the state of Florida. The encyclopedia guru himself was in the trailer, removing the bodies of people Melford had killed. At least, Melford had killed most of them. because I suddenly recognized the second man. It was the Gambler. The Gambler, who ran the door-to-door Champion Encyclopedia operation for the state of Florida. The encyclopedia guru himself was in the trailer, removing the bodies of people Melford had killed. At least, Melford had killed most of them.

Melford shoved me. I must have been making noise, because he flashed a look, visible even in the near total darkness. I got hold of my breathing.

They grabbed b.a.s.t.a.r.d and hauled him out, and when they returned they were gasping for air. There was the glug-glug glug-glug of someone drinking from a bottle. Now they had a bucket and mops and paper towels and a bottle of Formula 409. They still didn't turn on the lights, but they set up a couple of flashlights and got to work erasing all evidence of Melford's crime. It took more than half an hour before they were done. of someone drinking from a bottle. Now they had a bucket and mops and paper towels and a bottle of Formula 409. They still didn't turn on the lights, but they set up a couple of flashlights and got to work erasing all evidence of Melford's crime. It took more than half an hour before they were done.

”Hard to tell with just the flashlight,” the cop said, ”but I think that'll do her. I'll come back in the morning and do a quick run-through in the light.”

”If that f.u.c.ker was s.c.r.e.w.i.n.g us over and the money's gone, we're going to be in some deep s.h.i.+t. B.B.'ll be in a f.u.c.king rage.”

”f.u.c.k that a.s.shole. And f.u.c.k b.a.s.t.a.r.d. f.u.c.k me!” This last he cried out as if in sudden pain.

”You know, if your leg is bothering you, it's best to see a doctor. Why put it off?”

”Shut the f.u.c.k up about the doctor. I'm fine.”

”I just think it's best to be safe. Hey! Take a look at this,” the Gambler said. ”Karen's checkbook.”

Melford gave me a gentle tap on the back. I must have been making noise again.

”You figure she had anything in her account?” the cop asked.

”Says here the balance is almost three thousand. How did an ugly-a.s.s skinny-s.k.a.n.k rotten-c.u.n.t-smelling wh.o.r.e like that get three thousand dollars? I guess it won't hurt to write out a check, though. Make up for some losses. Maybe I can get that n.u.m.b.n.u.t.s Pakken to do it. He won't know any better, which will help him get away with it, and it shouldn't be a problem anyhow if he goes across the county line, I figure.”

And they left.

We remained in the closet for a good fifteen minutes. They'd done a decent enough job of cleaning up. At least, Melford's penlight didn't pick up any sign of the blood. I figured the FBI could probably scare some up. They had crime labs for stuff like that. But you had to be looking for blood, and if there were no bodies, why would you look?

”All right,” Melford said. ”Let's get the h.e.l.l on out of here.”

It wasn't until we were back in his Datsun that we dared to talk about it.

”I'm f.u.c.ked,” I said. And I felt f.u.c.ked. I felt like I was about to fall into the chasm. I felt like I was falling through the sky, just waiting for the impact of when I hit earth.