Part 8 (1/2)
Part of me wanted to believe that Melford knew exactly what he was doing, but the bar seemed to me a very bad idea. The braggadocio of David Allan Coe blasted from the jukebox and did a fair job of drowning out the sound of blood thumping in my ears. The sight of the cop had so terrified me that a cold pain had ripped across my body, as though someone had stabbed me in the heart with an icicle.
The place was a longish room with a concrete floor and cinder-block walls with a ”Miller Time” clock, a flas.h.i.+ng Budweiser sign, and a giant poster of buxom Coors girls. There were no chairs, just picnic tables and benches, and in the far corner stood a large, old-fas.h.i.+oned jukebox-the kind with the rounded top. Closer to the surprisingly ornate wooden bar were four well-kept pool tables, all of them occupied. As far as I was concerned, it meant that there were, at any given moment, eight rednecks with weapons at the ready.
Melford led the way to the bar, where we took a seat while he waved over the bartender, a burly, ponytailed man who looked a hard-lived fifty-haggard, with multiple burns on his hands that suggested he'd been letting someone jab at him all night with a lit cigarette. Melford ordered two Rolling Rocks, which the bartender set down with a skeptical thud. I eyed the faded blue tattoos that crept up his forearm. He eyed my turquoise knit tie, which I wished I had remembered to take off. Behind us, pool b.a.l.l.s cracked with sharp menace.
”Four dollars,” the bartender said. ”You boys want something to eat before the kitchen closes up? Got good burgers here, but Tommy, the cook, is about fifteen minutes away from being too drunk to man the grill.”
”Got that on a timer?” Melford asked.
”Just gotta watch the color of his face. We're about fifteen minutes away now from him pa.s.sing out or sitting in the corner and crying. We also take bets on which it's going to be.”
”I'll have to wait until I know Tommy better.”
”Fair enough, but the smart money tonight is on tears. So, you boys want burgers?”
Despite everything that happened, I realized I was hungry, a hollowed-out sort of hunger that left me feeling on the brink of organ failure. ”I'll have one,” I said. ”Medium rare.”
”You want fries or onion rings?” he asked.
”Onion rings.”
”Just an order of onion rings,” Melford asked, picking at the label on his beer bottle.
”You got it. One burger with rings and one order of just rings.”
”No burger at all,” Melford corrected him. ”I'm not having anything, and he'll just have an order of onion rings. Better make it a double. He looks hungry.”
The bartender leaned forward. ”How is it that you know what your friend wants more than he does?”
”How is it you know your cook's going to be crying and not sleeping?”
The bartender tilted his head in a gesture of concession. ”You got a point.”
Melford smiled. ”Onion rings.” He put a five on the bar. ”Keep the change.”
The bartender gave him a half nod.
”I have to eat onion rings?” I asked. ”Is that part of the secret code of ideology, too?”
”Sort of. You want to hang out with me, you have to give up eating meat.”
”I don't want to hang out with you. I want you out of my life, and I want this day out of my life. Isn't it enough of a punishment to hang out with you? I have to give up burgers, too?”
”I can understand how you feel,” Melford said. ”I don't take it personally. It's been a big day for you.”
”Thanks for being so freaking understanding.” I looked away and took a breath to calm myself. I had to remember that just because Melford said Karen and b.a.s.t.a.r.d had it coming didn't mean they had. It might be best not to p.i.s.s him off. So I changed the subject. ”No meat? What, are you some kind of a vegetarian?”
”Yes, Lemuel, in observing that I don't eat meat, you have correctly deduced I'm a vegetarian. And you know what? If you knew how animals were tortured, you'd give up eating meat on your own. But you don't know, and you probably don't care, so I'm forcing you to give up meat. We'll backtrack later and you'll learn why. For now, you can follow me and walk the ethical path.”
”I'm going to take ethics lessons from you?”
”Funny how that works.”
”I've never met a vegetarian before,” I said. ”No wonder you're so thin.”
”Are you my mother? Is my mother wearing a latex mask or something? Holy c.r.a.p, Lemuel. Just don't eat anything that involves killing or exploiting any animals, and you'll be okay. And I don't want to hear about how I'm a fine one to talk. If we only ate evil animals who'd made bad ethical choices, then that would be good enough for me. I'd sooner eat those two in the trailer park than a hamburger.”
”You're not doing a good job of convincing me that you're not crazy.”
”Let's talk about something more pleasant. Tell me about that charming lady of yours. What was her name? Chanda?”
”Chitra,” I said, in part feeling like an idiot for talking about this while such a horrible crisis was in the hopper and in part wanting to thank Melford for giving me the chance to talk about her.
”She gonna be your girlfriend?” he asked, not a hint of mockery in his voice.
I shrugged, vaguely embarra.s.sed. ”I've got some more pressing things to worry about at the moment. Besides, I hardly know her. I only met her last week.”
”You only met me today, and look how close we are.”
I chose to ignore that. ”I don't see how anything could happen. I've got to work all year to save money for college, and she goes to Mount Holyoke in a couple of months.”
”There's always the long-distance relations.h.i.+p,” he pointed out.
”I guess. It sounds like it would be hard to keep up, with all the distractions and everything. But I suppose it's less frightening when she's going to a girls' school.”
”Women's college.”
”What?”
He sipped at his beer. ”It's not a girls' school. It's a women's college.”
”Who, if I may ask, cares?” I was in no mood for stupid nitpicking.
”I care. And you do, too. Words count, Lemuel, they have power and resonance. There will never be true equality without gender-sensitive language.”
It was at that moment that something hard smacked me in the back of the head. It came on suddenly, and it startled me more than it hurt. I turned around, and two men with pool cues stood there. Laughing.
They both wore faded jeans and T-s.h.i.+rts-one was tattered and black, the other was pale yellow and said BOB'S OYSTERS BOB'S OYSTERS across the front. Underneath there was a picture of an oyster with the words across the front. Underneath there was a picture of an oyster with the words Shuck me Shuck me coming out of its-I don't know, mouth, oyster hole, or whatever they call it. coming out of its-I don't know, mouth, oyster hole, or whatever they call it.
Against the tightening of my throat and the pounding of my heart, I felt a raging anguish building inside. The anguish of Why me? Why me? There were two of us sitting there. I, as far as I knew, looked like just an ordinary kid. I had a tie, sure, but so what? Melford, on the other hand, with his freaky, post-electrocution bleached hair, would surely be a better target. Instead, they went for me. They always went for me. There were two of us sitting there. I, as far as I knew, looked like just an ordinary kid. I had a tie, sure, but so what? Melford, on the other hand, with his freaky, post-electrocution bleached hair, would surely be a better target. Instead, they went for me. They always went for me.
The silence lasted less than a couple of seconds. They stared. I looked away.
”You guys are kind of far from the pool table, aren't you?” Melford said.
He's going to kill them, I thought, numb now with powerlessness. There's going to be more killing, right here. I'm going to have to watch more people die, a whole room full of them.
Bob's Oysters grinned, showing a mouth full of nicely browning teeth. ”Maybe so,” he said. ”What you want to do about it?”
”Me?” Melford shrugged. ”I don't really want to do anything about it. What do you want to do about it?”