Part 5 (1/2)

Says she, Canny man, is te lyem, Or been wading in Tyne, maw hinny?

I' troth, she was like for to dee, And just by the way to relieve her, The water's been wading through me, And this Jackey's a gay deceiver.

Rum te idity, &c.

If e'er aw drink Jackey agyen, May the b.i.t.c.h of a la.s.s, maw adviser, Lowp alive down maw throat, with a styen As big as a pulveriser.

Rum te idity, &c.

THE LITTLE PEE DEE.

'Twas between Hebbron and Jarrow, There cam on a varry strang gale, The Skipper luik'd out o' the huddock, Crying, 'Smash, man, lower the sail!

Smash, man, lower the sail!

Or else to the bottom we'll go!

The keel and a' hands wad been lost, Had it not been for Jemmy Munro.

Fal lal la, &c.

The gale blew stranger and stranger, When they cam beside the Muck House, The Skipper cried out--'Jemmy, swing 'er!'

But still was as fear'd as a mouse.

Pee Dee ran to clear the anchor, 'It's raffled!' right loudly he roar'd:-- They a' said the gale wad sink her, If it wasn't seun thrawn overboard.

The laddie ran sweaten, ran sweaten, The laddie ran sweaten about; Till the keel went b.u.mp against Jarrow, And three o' the bullies lap out: Three o' the bullies lap out, And left nyen in but little Pee Dee; Who ran about stamping and crying-- 'How! smash, Skipper, what mun aw dee?'

They all shouted out frae the Kee, 'Steer her close in by the sh.o.r.e; And then thraw the painter to me, Thou cat-fyec'd son of a wh.o.r.e!'

The lad threw the painter ash.o.r.e, They fasten'd her up to the Kee: But whe knaws how far she meyt gyen, Had it not been for Little Pee Dee.

Then into the huddock they gat, And the flesh they began to fry: They talk'd o' the gale as they sat, How a' hands were lost--varry nigh.

The Skipper roar'd out for a drink, Pee Dee ran to bring him the can: But odsmash, mun! what d'ye think?-- He cowp'd a' the flesh out o' the pan!

Fal lal la, &c.

THE TYNE COSSACKS.

Not long ago, a fray in s.h.i.+elds And Sunderland began, 'Tween the Seamen and s.h.i.+p-owners, How their vessels they should man; But the Owners stiff, to them were deaf, Which made the Seamen for to grumble, For our Tyne Cossacks they soon did send, The haughty pride of Jack to humble.

Whack row de dow, &c.

A letter being sent, they were Call'd out without delay; But the Gen'ral thought he'd try their skill Before they went away: So round the Moor he made them scour, Before him cut such wond'rous capers; Their praise he sounded high and low, In all the three Newca.s.sel Papers.

Whack row de dow, &c.

He cries, My lads, you're qualified To do such wond'rous feats, That to s.h.i.+elds and Cleadon you must go, To clear the lanes and streets; Destroy all those who may oppose The s.h.i.+ps from sailing down the river, And then our Prince will sure commend Your deeds in arms, my boys, so clever.

Whack row de dow, &c.

The Butcher cries, if we begin, We'll surely kill and slay; The Tanner swore they'd tan their hides, Before they came away; A Tailor next, with fear perplext, Said, he should like no other station, Than to be the Doctor's waiting man, If sanction'd by the Corporation.

Whack row de dow, &c.

To s.h.i.+elds they got, tho' much fatigued, Upon their worn-out hacks, Some cried, 'The Polish Lancers come!'