75 Chapter 74. (2/2)

'Liar. You definitely do.'

Okay I do, is there a problem with that?

'Not really. An honest husband is a cute husband after all.'

It was at this point I felt really light headed again. It seems it had been one minute already. In that time I managed two rounds. I felt reluctant, but I couldn't stay conscious any longer no matter how badly I wanted to.

(POV Megumi)

Looking at my dead looking husband who had his eyes rolled back, I felt much better. The pent of frustration over the last week of no teasing husband and watching him flirt with sister in law was really getting to me. Sister in law is cute too though, I'm a bit tempted to tease her as well, but I will hold back for now. I don't want to share husband, but I can't really do anything about it if it's his family.

I'd be a horrible wife to ban him from a family member. Why is it the only woman who appear are women I can do nothing about? I'm a lower realm god, right? Then why am I helpless against the two weak individuals from mortal realms that have taken an interest in him?

The first was my fault for letting my guard down, but the second, there was really nothing I could do about. They were family, am I going to commit fratricide just because his sister has the hots for him? Haaaaaah. I can't really do that.

Maybe I can just introduce her to a good man like my husband first suggested. Would the crown prince really work though?

When I thought of what I had seen recently from him, I really had my doubts. Does that kid even know what a woman is? Although putting them together might be fun to watch. That kid has been playing that game non stop since he first got here. As for woman? Hah! Several woman approached him over the last few days, but his eyes never spared them a single glance. He was too busy looking elsewhere the entire time.

Little Han on the other hand has been quite busy. Seeing them go at it everyday like that... it's not like I'm envious or anything. I'm just a bit curious about his health is all. If he keeps going at it like that everyday, will he really be able to hold out?

Haaaah. Then there's that girl Chu Yue. Huhuhu, I'll definitely make a profit. Hahaha! Let's see if she still has the energy to have designs on my husband after I put her through the ringer. If she does, I'll concede defeat. If she can't even put up with this she can keep dreaming.

Thinking up to here, I finally parted lips from my passed out husband and looked down at his face while I was perched on top of his body.

I brought the blob of fluid with white at the center to eye level to take a closer look.

Still not strong enough to get pregnant unfortunately. At this rate, it won't be until he's reached the Saint realm before there is a slight chance at having children. Haaaaah. Hurry up and get stronger husband, I want to have children already. I'm not getting any younger you know.

Although his seed is filled with good fortune. A normal woman would easily be able to get pregnant, but it's still not enough in my case. It sucks being a goddess of calamity.

It would be wasteful to just throw this away though. Husband, too bad you're unconscious.

I opened up my mouth slightly and allowed the white globule passage into my mouth. The fortune contained within was absorbed into my body and counteracted the aura of misfortune that had built up around me during my time apart from husband.

After I licked my lips I snapped my fingers and dispersed the curse that was cast on husband.

Really though, for a curse to affect husband, the caster was definitely very strong. It even looked to be a casual curse, there wasn't much resentment in it. Now that I think about it, the aura coming off of the curse even felt somewhat familiar. I couldn't quite put a finger on it, but it felt like I was almost there.

While I thought deeper on where I knew the aura, as if everything was planned beforehand, sister in law burst back into the room with the little girl in tow.

Ah. When I turned around and looked into sister in law's eyes and traced her gaze I realized I made a slight blunder.

Husband's robes were wide open and the little guy who went to sleep was peacefully resting in eye view.

She still couldn't see me, but this was still an embarrassing situation nonetheless. I felt like a rabbit caught red handed in the act of stealing cabbages from the fields.

Sister in laws face was red, but she still had enough reason to turn around and cover the little girl's eyes. Not that she needed to, I had already made it so the little girl could only see my husband as though he were wearing his robe. When she turned around I quickly fixed husband's clothes up. It is a wife's job to make sure her husband is dressed appropriately.

I'm a failure as a wife.

”Big sister Shina, what are you doing? Is this some sort of new game?”

”Ah. Yeah.”

”How can you play a game when you said big brother San is dying and needs medical attention?”

”Well. That is a bit difficult to describe.”

She said that with difficulty while she took a peak at my husband again. When she glanced back she opened her eyes wide like she couldn't understand the situation. She removed her hands from in front of the child's eyes and rubbed her own eyes.

”Am I so far gone that I'm seeing things? I can't be that thirsty, right?”

Phew. Safe.

Why am I, a lower realm god getting so flustered over this anyways? Actually, why am I his wife hiding in the first place? I'm his wife, right? Why am I acting like a mistress hiding from the main wife? What is with this role reversal? Isn't this all husband's fault?

I reached out and started pinching and pulling at his face in frustration to wake him up quickly. Stupid husband, the curse has been lifted already and you're breathing just fine, get your lazy ass back up.

”Five more minutes.”

I scooched closer to his face and rested his head between my thighs and squeezed his face while I covered his mouth and pinched his nose..

”Mmm?”

How long do you intend to play dead? You're really going to suffocate again, in case you didn't realize it I've compressed all the oxygen in your lungs. You have no way to get more oxygen husband.

Husband still didn't open his eyes, but he nuzzled his head up against my thighs. Perverted husband, I know you've regained consciousness already, get your ass up! Fine, you want to play dead?

I slipped my hand into his robe and yanked at the balls of his little brother's feet. It looks like that did the trick.

Husband opened his eyes with a pale face.

”My wife, I'm awake. It was a joke. A joke. I just wanted to enjoy some more intimate time with my wife.”

”Says the guy who has been flirting with his sister for the past week.”

”I've still got some things to take care of so I'll still be gone for some time. You better behave yourself while I'm gone.”

After I confirmed he was awake, I teleported away without listening to another word he had to say.