50 Chapter 49. (1/2)

(POV Sanji)

What the hell? He actually apologized? Kid, you didn't really do anything wrong. I just slapped you because I was jealous you had your first time when I'm still having doubts about whether I've had mine.

You don't need to be so emotional about it. Why are you suddenly tearing up over this?

I couldn't help but look at my hand and wonder if my right hand really did have some sort of mystical devil sealed within it. Could it be Satan, Mammon, Belphegor, Asmodeus, Lucifer, Leviathan, or Beelzebub? Like hell it could?! I'm past that dark stage of my life!

Don't give me this garbage ”imagine breaker!”

I don't need such a useless power! Did I slap the emotions out of you with that technique or something?

Well, as a distant master, I must retain my composure at all times. Tch, my little Chu'er has to deal with a philanderer like you though? How am I supposed to even get her to fall for you now when she already thinks your head over heels for this chick?

When I examined her closer I came to realize she was probably one of the hottest women I had seen in my realm. Did such a seductive beauty exist here? Shouldn't she be rich and famous with her level of looks?

Right now that beauty was glaring at me like she really wanted to say something. Sorry, but I'm a married man in case you were wondering. No matter how much you glare at me, that fact won't change.

My wife was looking between me and little Han curiously like she was filled with expectations. My wife, please let me know, what are you expecting to get out of this situation?

Was the ending of your sentence last night supposed to be regarding little Han? You knew he was in the room beside us? You should have said something sooner! If I knew I would have definitely been the good friend who strolled in minding his own business without noticing the mood and I definitely would have ruined their fun.

Haaaah, what do I do now? Let's just fake some sort of vague understanding.

”Little Han, it is good that you know your wrongs. You can get up now, your little friend seems to be really dissatisfied with me for some reason.”

”Yes, venerable master.”

That young lady walked over to little Han and whispered into his ear while she looked towards me skeptically, ”little daoist, why are you being so humble in front of this loser and calling him venerable master? I can't even detect any cultivation from him.”

Little Han panically whispered back in her ear, ”big sister, don't be rude he is a hidden master secluded and distanced from the mortal world. His strength is unimaginable. His wife is also mysterious and unfathomable. Don't offend them, ever.”

She looked back at me like I was some sort of scammer, but reluctantly nodded towards little Han after he continually to pestered her to show me some respect.

Do you two really think I can't hear you? Loser? Are you kidding me? Have you taken a look at my wife? I stepped to the side to allow this overconfident girl receive the shock of her life.

When she laid eyes on my wife who stood behind me, her jaw dropped in shock like she couldn't believe her eyes.

She looked back at me with confusion in her eyes. What the hell? Where is the look of awe I was expecting?

She was completely unable to hide the doubt in her eyes.

Is it that hard to believe?!

”Uhm miss, were we in the way? Did you need to pass? We're sorry for blocking your path.”

Eh? Can you not act like she was just a passerby?

My wife responded with an, ”Oh?”

She then smiled charmingly and wrapped her arms around my waist from behind to clear up any doubts.

”You're the mysterious wife little Han just mentioned to me?”

”Yes. Please take good care of little Han.”

She smiled happily back towards the young lady beside little Han while she gave them her blessings.

Wife, aren't you too easy? Shouldn't there be more of a challenge before giving little Han away? Aren't you a sell out?

No, this is not right, I cannot accept little Han getting a woman so easily! He's twelve damn it! I was twenty seven before I got my wife. Where will I show my face when someone less than half my age got such a seductive hottie?! I'm not jealous or anything, okay?

”Ehem. Just because my wife approves of you doesn't mean I will. Hmmp!”

Just for the record, I'm not a tsundere. I didn't turn my head away just now. It was just pushed to the side as a result of a natural reflex governed by the world's natural laws.

I peaked at her from the corner of my eye and managed to ogle her side boob exposed through the long large triangular slit at the sides of the top she was wearing.

I was simply curious to see how she would gain favor with me. It's definitely not that I wanted to drool over how daring and sexy her revealing clothes were.

That top really was cheating though, how can a man not look if you're so willing to show. Imagine a tight hugging tube top with two long triangular slits at the side that exposed from her armpits to the lower abdomen. That's what her top looked like.

Her fair and supple looking skin was bare for the world to see through those perfectly shaped triangular slits.

There was a string that wrapped around her neck which held up the front of her top. The front portion of her top tightly squished against her perky finely crafted chest. She wasn't even wearing a bra underneath. How can she be so bold?

It seems she noticed me peeking from the corner of my eye. She smiled daringly and turned her back to me and stood in front of little Han to block his sight. This allowed me to get a good view of her features from behind. Her long blond hair flowed down to her curvaceous waist.

It appears she was ready to give some service as she ”accidentally” dropped her phone. She bent over, clearly exposing her fine round apple bottom towards me. There was a perfectly shaped gap between her upper inner thighs. She purposely pressed together her lower inner thighs while bending over to emphasize her figure. Her bottom was tightly squeezing against her blue jeans, styled, mini hot pants which threatened to explode at any moment. There were laces at the sides exposing bits of her skin which held together the front and back portion of those tiny little pieces of fabric. Is this outfit even legal?

While she was standing back up straight I got a good view of the back portion of her top.

The back of her top had two strings forming an upside down V that interconnected with the string from the front portion of her top which wrapped around the back of her neck. The back of her top had written in cursive writing, ”You want some of this?” It had an arrow pointing towards the ground.

Damn this is a clear provocation.

Even just the sight of the back of her nape gave off an unbearably alluring sensation.

I'm not jealous of little Han. I'm definitely not jealous.

When she turned back around after she picked up her phone all I could say was, ”ehem. I suppose you're not too bad. I still don't completely approve of you and little Han though.”

She then winked towards me suggestively so little Han would not see and mouthed out a single word, ”pervert.”

My wife pinched my waist from behind my back hard enough to get tears to come out. When I looked in her eyes I easily determined all the points I earned yesterday had dropped back to zero. Her eyes clearly told me, ”you want to openly ogle her in front of me? You are dead to me my husband.”

All the satisfaction I got as I secretly watched her performance was plunged into a bucket of icy cold water. I regretted it, I regretted everything! I was too cocky after our date ended on a good note yesterday.

Just when I thought my wife would give me a free pass today after all my hard work the day before. I thought I would be free from being teased just for one day, but it looks like I ruined that chance all in a moment of carelessness.

Hah. I curse you little Han and your cheating harem building capabilities. Whatever, I'm a one woman type of guy. All I need is my little wife.

”Little Han if you have any problems you can't resolve just call or text me on your phone. You know, I explained that to you before, right?”

”Ah! I forgot about that, but I really didn't have a chance to. The moment I was transported inside the pocket realm I met this big sister and she dragged me away.”

Y-y-y-y-you damn main character!

I'm done. I was too depressed to care anymore.

”Let's go my wife.”

”I want to go with little Han. You can go play by yourself.”

Ugh. Is this revenge?

”My wife, I just remembered I had some premium grade ice cream back home that I wanted to give you.”

”I'll go.”