38 Chapter 37. (1/2)

”Little brother, really though, who is this beauty? You can't expect me to believe my virgin little brother landed such a hottie, can you?”

”It's really true big sister! Why don't you believe your little brother?”

My sister looked back towards my wife with a questioning look.

My lovely little wife finally came to my rescue and silently nodded her head to affirm my declaration.

”Really? Are you serious?”

My big sister walked over to my wife and extended her hand and placed it on her forehead.

”Are you feeling well? Do you know what condition it is? How long do you have left to live?”

Why are you suddenly showing such a look of concern towards a woman you have never met before?! What is with this difference in treatment and what do you mean how long does she have left to live?! Do you think your brother can only land a terminally ill patient in a hospital?

Those novels I've read are all just scams! Sexy big sister seducing her little brother? Hah! Don't make me laugh, keep dreaming you foolish little tools! This is the cold harsh reality of siblings related by blood!

My sister is one reason why I didn't ever mention bringing my wife to meet my family. In the end she always treats me like this.

”Little brother, now that I think about it, why were you knocking to get in? Where are you keys?”

It was finally time for the excuse I had thought of earlier. I brilliantly proclaimed with absolute conviction and a smug, proud, complacent, satisfied smile on my face like there could be no other answer, ”I lost them.”

”Oh I see.”

Ha! I am a genius! If this was a novel I would have definitely said, ”I died, tehe.” But I'm not so naive to go and say something completely moronic like that.

”Couldn't you have at least come up with a more interesting reason? Like you got mugged or shot and died but came back to life with a new body and just realized you no longer have your keys because you died?”

”...”

Big sister, are you a wizard? A prophet? An omnipotent god? What the hell? Why? No, really! Just, why?

”What's with your look? Why are you taking it so seriously, it was a joke. Did you really die and lose your sense of humor?”

”Yeah, I did.”

”Big sister, have you been reading too many stories lately?”

”I have, those stories under your bed and in that folder on your computer were pretty interesting. What were they called again? Oh right, mmph.”

No no no no no. Don't you dare, not in front of my wife! I quickly ran over to my big sister and covered her mouth with my hands before looking over to my wife and saying, ”little wife, I have some things I must discuss with my big sister. Please excuse me for a moment.”

I suddenly felt a pleasant chill run down my back and I hurriedly looked back towards my big sister. Did you just lick my palm? Big sister please don't mess around in front of my wife. Do you even know how scary she can be?

Ah, I get it now. She wants to make things difficult for me. A single, jealous woman is a scary thing! I know you're frustrated that your little brother came back with a wife and married ahead of you, but please don't try to give my wife the wrong idea!

What's with your eyes that look like you're declaring war against the entire world. Why do I feel a strange sense of overflowing conviction radiating from your body? Why do those eyes feel like they scream the urge to fight to the death until you breathe your very last breath?

Shouldn't it be my male friends who sabotage my relationship? Why is my big sister acting like a jealous dude with nothing better to do with her time? Did you suddenly decide to undergo surgery?

”Beautiful big sister, my wife has always mentioned to me that if she ever met you, she would like to introduce you to her attractive male friends.”

Yes, those eyes brightening gave me all the confidence I needed. That was of course until my wife decided to correct me.

”Husband, did I say that? I don't even have any male friends. However, if it's a girlfriend I do have one in particular that I could introduce.”