27 Chapter 26. (1/2)
(POV Sanji)
I can't help but feel suspicious about everything. There's no way an AI could react like this. Technology was definitely not this advanced in my world.
There is no way I could have mistaken those dead eyes that appeared momentarily in the avatar's eyes.
I'll forget about if for now, but what is with all the system apps? It's pretty obvious what they all are but I'm still skeptical about this whole idea of having a cheat like system.
Side characters have no need for such useless things.
While I was still deep in thought on the other bed little Han who was asleep started to roll about the bed a bit.
I didn't pay much mind to him but I really wish I did at the time.
I was too busy playing around with the apps and looking through the missions and shop to care about what that kid was doing.
The missions board was blank at the moment. It looks like the so called system has yet to set any for me.
When I checked the shop I couldn't help but be confused. The shop had a currency which had a heart icon. What is that supposed to mean? It looks like I have 100 hearts to start with.
Let's see, what can I buy? I first opened up the miscellaneous category in the shop and after reading a few things listed I regretted opening the useless app right away.
Category: Miscellaneous
Item Description LP [Love Points]
One year of your wife's history. 1
Eleven years of your wife's history. 10 [Discounted just for you ;)]
Scented Candles 1
Valentine's Chocolate 1
Information on one of your wife's hobbies. 10
Information about one of your wife's fetishes. 100
Your wife's three sizes. 1000 [It's not cheap you know]
Excalibur (lol) ? [peh]
Ring of Invincibility (lol) ? [peh peh]
Legendary Armour (lol) ? [seriously you have your wife, what crappy life saving
artifacts do you need?]
Why are the last three even miscellaneous? Are you trying to tell me there is no category for weapons, armour, or accessories?
My wife, how lazy were you when putting this shop together?
What's with the things that I can actually buy too? They're completely useless aren't they? Or are you discreetly and indirectly trying to tell me you want me to pay more attention to you?
When I looked at the bottom of the table I saw something disturbing. Page 1 of 1000.
You're telling me there are 10000 useless items for me to choose from?
”Husband aren't you happy? There are so many useful items to choose from in this category. Also, whenever you break through a tier of strength in your cultivation more things will be unlocked in the shop. Isn't it amazing?”
I want to cry. Would it kill you to put useful things into the shop?
I didn't want to give up so I decided to change categories.
Ah look a category for consumables. Surely this will be the saving grace, right?
Category: Consumables
Item Description LP [Love Points]
Candles 1
Chocolate 1
Guitar 2
Aphrodisiac Pill 10
Aphrodisiac Incense 10
Rod up Plus 10 [;)]
Stamina Up Pill 10
Vitality Replenishment Pill 10
Fantasy Pill 10
Little Warrior's Pill 100 [Look forward to it ;). Fufufu.]
After seeing the first two items in the list I wanted to throw the phone on the ground, but I barely managed to control myself and read through the rest. I really, really wanted to complain about the person who thought they were making a funny joke with it. Do you have some kind of fetish for candles and chocolate? Huh? Well? Are you trying to make fun of me? Calm down. My wife must be hinting to me she wants to be serenaded. Yes, that must be it.
When I reached the third item, I didn't even bother to question why that was a consumable.
Everything after that; I didn't even want to think about it any more. Everything seemed pretty self explanatory but the last one on this page of consumables did leave me slightly puzzled. It would be really nice if there was a description for what each one did, but I guess my wife wants things to be a surprise. That message beside the point required to purchase it also has me curious.
In conclusion, what I learned from this was the shop was completely useless. Yes. Useless.
”Wife isn't there anything more useful? Like for cultivation?”
”What are you saying husband? These items are all priceless treasures! I went through so much effort to come up with all these valuable items.”
”Husband, are you trying to say you think they're worthless?”
”Hahaha. Naturally not my wife. I, of course, would make good use of all those wonderful items in due time. But aren't there any cheat like pills that will let me jump a few tiers?”
”There are but they are very expensive you know. With how much LP you have right now it is only a dream to get them.”
”They really are there?”
”Yes.”
”How do I get more LP by the way?”
”That is actually very simple. The system will give you several mission which will allow you to gain LP. You can also gain LP by doing romantic things with your wife. Moving your wife's heart is a very good way to gain LP. I strongly suggest doing everything you can to do so.”
”Yeah, yeah. How else can I get LP?”
”Tch. Breaking through realms will also award you with LP. Making yourself look good in front of your wife will also work. For example defeating a powerful enemy in front of me. I don't recommend that route. It doesn't reward as much LP.”
What is with this stupid system?
My wife, you have to be joking with me, right? I get you want me to be lovey dovey, but I want to be stronger than you so I don't get bullied by you anymore.
The two of us were so far off in our own little world that we completely ignored the light building up around little Han.