22 Chapter 21. (1/2)

After my wife took her leave I was in a major dilemma. I wanted to take care of a certain problem, but with this child here I didn't want to shatter the image I worked so hard to build up.

However, no matter what I thought of, I couldn't think of a way to relieve this burden within my heart.

In the end I could only patiently wait until this hell spawn of a nuisance left.

I'll have you know it has already been over half a month since I started interacting with this little wife of mine.

Now that I think about it. How the hell do MC's even manage to cope when they spend years at a time cultivating away in their little man caves. Isn't it too ridiculous? Those damn betas.

But at least the beta MC's are better than the MC's that find any beauty to sleep with. Also, what is with the females they constantly find? It's like every woman in existence is designed to be more earth shatteringly beautiful than the next.

You know what I really don't understand. The first person an MC will meet will be described as the most beautiful person in existence. The next woman they meet will be even more beautiful. How is that even possible? Is there some sort of level up system in place for beauty? My wife should be the max level right?

The worst part of it all though is every woman the MC meets just happens to spread their legs the moment they meet the MC's eyes. It's like the MC has some sort of eye prowess. Could it be MCs are all just ninjas hidden in the mist with their fancy mango eyes.

That's right. Don't question it. They're stupid mango eyes! It's not that I'm afraid of being sued or anything. I'm a manly man after all. What are lawsuits to me?

But why is there such injustice in the world? It makes no sense. What about all the side characters who have been with their woman for years, only to be tossed to the side the instant the MC is introduced.

I definitely will make preparations to avoid that happening at all costs. My wife is definitely the most beautiful in existence. There will be no end to the ravenous wolf like MCs I will need to face.

This little MC before me now doesn't seem so bad. As long as I can keep the wool pulled over his eyes it should be easy to keep him reigned in. There is also that girl that he may like. What was her name again? Chu Yue? I just need to make him into the faithful to love interest type. I better make sure that little girl does not die on him. Otherwise who knows how he will change.

Wait. There is still the possibility of shipping Sai Hitu and little Han as well. If he were to turn full on gay, wouldn't my position basically be secured? Such a difficult decision.

No no no. I refuse to push for that genre. Honestly what kind of nefarious thoughts are invading my mind lately. I feel like I'm becoming more evil as time passes.

I've never even touched a single book in that genre before after all. How could I possibly pull it off without any experience or reference material? Maybe we could make a pit stop in my old world and I could pick some up.

Well it couldn't hurt to be safe and have a trump card right? Maybe if I brought back some manga from that genre and had him read it the problem would resolve itself without me having to lift a single finger.

If MCs have trump cards, why can't the side characters? Why do side characters always have the worst moves made to look amazing but always get stomped on anyways? Really though, no matter how great a move a side character has, an MC with a trump card they pulled out of their ass always wins.

Hah. Whatever. This is a problem for later. Right now my most pressing problem is this child will not gtfo;paty(get the fudge out; please and thank you).

While I was busy plotting against this child and acting the part of a distant secluded master, this damn brat was still sitting there while his aura was fluctuating.

”...”

Are you kidding me? What aura fluctuating? No. I refuse to accept MCs. I worked so ”hard” to surpass you and you are able to break through thanks to some life talk? What will happen if I teach you about the birds and the bees? Will you become an upper realm god?

I'm done. I quit. Stupid MC. I hate you.

I was completely forgetting the fact that I surpassed the child with no effort by simply falling asleep and waking up after I broke through a tier. In fact, I still didn't know how I managed to break through so suddenly. It couldn't really just be because of my new body, right?

After four more hours of suffering through the mental torture of watching the MC become stronger while simultaneously silently battling with my majestic little brother the child finally opened his eyes.

Damn right child, you better open your eyes for this daddy you stinky snot nosed brat.

If you ever close your eyes in front of me again, I swear if I do not slap you across the room I will not be called the god of face slapping.

This daddy will give face slapping a whole new meaning if you try to show off in front of me ever again.

Of course these were only my thoughts. I would never voice them in front of this child.

After the child broke through to become a 2nd realm semi transcendent I said, ”child you may take your leave now.”