Part 13 (1/2)
”On the seventeenth? I believe we go somewhere.”
”Do go to Mrs. Vanderdecken's,” said Mrs. Chew; ”you'll see the cream of the cream.”
”Oh gracious!” Mrs. Vanderdecken vaguely cried.
”Well, I don't care; she will, won't she, Doctor Feeder?-the very pick of American society.” Mrs. Chew stuck to her point.
”Oh I've no doubt Lady Barb will have a good time,” said Sidney Feeder.
”I'm afraid you miss the bran,” he went on with irrelevant jocosity to Jackson's bride. He always tried the jocose when other elements had failed.
”The bran?” Jackson's bride couldn't think.
”Where you used to ride-in the Park.”
”My dear fellow, you speak as if we had met at the circus,” her husband interposed. ”I haven't married a mountebank!”
”Well, they put some stuff on the road,” Sidney Feeder explained, not holding much to his joke.
”You must miss a great many things,” said Mrs. Chew tenderly.
”I don't see what,” Mrs. Vanderdecken tinkled, ”except the fogs and the Queen. New York's getting more and more like London. It's a pity-you ought to have known us thirty years ago.”
”_You're_ the queen here,” said Jackson Lemon, ”but I don't know what you know about thirty years ago.”
”Do you think she doesn't go back?-she goes back to the last century!”
cried Mrs. Chew.
”I daresay I should have liked that,” said Lady Barb; ”but I can't imagine.” And she looked at her husband-a look she often had-as if she vaguely wished him to do something.
He was not called upon, however, to take any violent steps, for Mrs. Chew presently said, ”Well, Lady Barb, good-bye”; Mrs. Vanderdecken glared genially and as for excess of meaning at her hostess and addressed a farewell, accompanied very audibly with his t.i.tle, to her host; and Sidney Feeder made a joke about stepping on the trains of the ladies'
dresses as he accompanied them to the door. Mrs. Chew had always a great deal to say at the last; she talked till she was in the street and then she addressed that prospect. But at the end of five minutes Jackson Lemon was alone with his wife, to whom he then announced a piece of news.
He prefaced it, however, by an inquiry as he came back from the hall.
”Where's Agatha, my dear?”
”I haven't the least idea. In the streets somewhere, I suppose.”
”I think you ought to know a little more.”
”How can I know about things here? I've given her up. I can do nothing with her. I don't care what she does.”
”She ought to go back to England,” Jackson said after a pause.
”She ought never to have come.”
”It was not my proposal, G.o.d knows!” he sharply returned.
”Mamma could never know what it really is,” his wife more quietly noted.